DANDAMAN
Wasted junkie needs nachoes.
Can squash quishe be appetising?
I forget randomly.
Mother is CLEARLY insane.
Hoovers clean America.

DERRINGER
Hey, you! Think fast!
Alcoholic: "I'm fully loaded."
"Being 'stoned's totally great." Fred Flinstone
Some viruses spread pneumonia and chills.
Clawhammer Jack-- hardware store thief
Zorro's epitaph: "Cute signature."
I'd like to be hired for sex.
Six beheadings. Henry's merry!
Peering tall, big giraffes are perfect rubberneckers.
Uncle Ben's converted. Episcopalean brother. 
After thinking, I'm totally exhausted.
I think women DO compare guys' lengths.
Clinton's quota: tonight, nine, tuesday sixty four.
Fredericks of Afghanistan
Igniting Jim Morrison.

DIALTONE
Chinese bug-fry contains some flied lice.

DOHMEDOH
Choose mine, the words even rhyme. Hehehe.

DOZERML
Kentucky's got some amazing thouroughbreds naturally!
My cranium hurts!

DSRTNOMAD
Cinderella accepted Charming's gracious marriage, for hand.
Cthulhu's thoughts had destructive violence, many feared.
Clowns enjoy arriving with cars stuffed.
Tonight, we enjoy warm hearts.
Lacking Gatorade, needed juice; dehydrated everywhere.
Bingo attracts retired harpies.
Yams: impertinent potatoes.
Amoeba split amicably.
Petula pondered walking "Downtown" obviously.
Ritalin sedates rambunctious ragamuffins, annuls hyperactive behavior.
...then I hitchhiked home, depantsed.
Turned around, ran into myself. 
Being divorced, I sometimes get really weepy.
Chimpanzee found doll, simulated monkey love.
Diet portion quickly gets scarfed, pondering seconds.
Amoeba split amicably.
Orville's idea: design extremely delicate airplane.
Failed Statistics; was interesting probability.
Dragon sneezed and poached yonder castle.
Spacek's start: telekinetic pyrotechnics. 
Aliens always probe Uranus.
I guess equestrian sex gets neighed.

DUTCHLACE
I didn't give him his breakfast.
My, how Sally Struthers.... blossomed!
Because of Christmas, Santa missed Iditerod.
Emeril clobbered asparagus.
Dark zoos have bats.
Danish queen threw pastry demonstration.

EATSSNOT
Got sinuses? Some farts clear them!

ELEKKTRA
Perspired while lifting buffalo.
"Sonny's gone skiing" -Cher.
Goldilocks lacked decisveness!

ELWOOD
Daniel Boone's best move: Throwing axes sharply.
White people don't often jump.
Charlie Daniels fiddle clobbered Lucifer

EMMAPEEL
I enjoyed myself like Waltons at Thanksgiving.
Holding down my capitalistic corporate unfulfilling job.
Lord God regrets everything. Except Funk.
Ozzfest sometimes leads to Slugfest.
Mucked up everything.
Rennaissance excited Botticelli, evidently.
Amish Synthesizer: paralyzed goat. 
Jennifer Lopez got probably five marriages, maybe.
Even queers hated Liberace's glitter.
Fads are always distracting.
Quill down calligraphy formed ancient handwriting.
Stormtroopers blasted pistols.
Humped by some slimy invertebrate.
Out like light.
Edward Scissorhands was a beautiful barber.
Can a banana slip after peeling?
Bob Barker dropped by posthumously.
Mumbling under breath's mean.
Pink Panther robber confused Clouseau.
Just call him Ishmael, Moby.
Fads are always distracting.
Soaking in Palmolive.
When I try for eternal brilliance: this!
Caught without drawers, panting.
Queers redecorate everything.
Birthday cake was stripper's domain.
Just undid pants. Look, another turkey!
Sure, Bush's perfect. And I'm David Bowie.
Magical youth potion needs thyme.
Wild Pillsbury Doughboy of Jungle.
Obiwan busted himself teaching Dork Whatever, really.
All children know reality is just make-believe.
Cubicle is Dilbert's area.
Try juggling potato peels by candlelight.
LP records produce Satan, playing backwards.
I, I, I, brainfreeze!
Can't fire everyone, corporations need animals.
Pirates in our dayroom, fighting.
Sample our limitless intellect.
Jeeves tried killing my Butler!
Killer Rabbit is Arthurian's evil nibbler.
Pulling my pinkie delivers rancid bio chemicals.
Someone's been lacatating.
Einstein's wonderful hair conditioner: Clairol 
Like, I'm a toenail artist.
Plan B’s negotiable.
Flea circus bit poodle incessantly.
Velicopedes taunt millipedes.
Dusty Tinkle, peeing Cowboy.. 
Swimming upstream's really hard.
Charo's still titillating.
Into M&M, anyone?
Voted" Creepiest in my School" Tuesday.

F842
Anorexics just suck air.

FAIS-DO
Uganda's Amin personally cooked his closest friends.
Beatles abandoned haircuts.

FALA
For her husband's funeral, penguin wore black. 

FAUSTUS
Mercator's esteemed Projection strangely perverts Portugal's size.

FEESHTER
Mirrors can't lie.

FEY MORNA
The law was really unfair to fairies.
Frosty could be puddles inside.

FGMNT
Caper, wok, scissors.

FISHMEALL
Lassie wasn't female.
Never seen hell but might probably.
I saw Christ today at Ralph's.
Poured tar around Richard Conway.
Beer was the answer.
Saw pickle praying. I'm mad.
All journeys must terminate.
Having cold, nose exploded.

FIGURES
I have pretty strong elbows.
Football jocks are just creeps.
Fools get tempted.
Getting plastered really encourages unseemly language.

FLASHED
He remembers how she favored French perfumes.
I've invented Hamster Turd Mustard.
Bet some blind person invented Swiss cheese.

FLOWER
Someone's coming, stop beating your kid.
Life's ridiculous. I'm married and gay.

FSHAGWELL
Time erodes cliffs.

FURTHER
After eating, I require Certs. It's breathtaking.