GECKOGAL
Scooby Doo slaughtered his friends. Heroin overdose.

GGOAT
My furball generator exploded!

GLIB
Heard some people praying and pleading.
My vote didn't save half America.
Needed a careful combing. Saw something serious.
Canines dog me.
Cardiologists want perfectly timed hearts.
Life's a crapshoot. 

GOOD DR
Zoloft makes catastrophes cheerful and sex slower.

GNAW
Customs insisted searching.
Ran like bloated monkey escaping killer tomatoes.
Evidently, idiot president will become universe crusader.
Drank Braino. Cleared memory clog. Real cool!
Broke couch humping Snuffleupagus.
Hefner pops viagra.
Never mind the shooting, neighbors.
Zipper's caught. Hell! I tinkled myself.
Missing link hid DNA.
Caught Shoeless Joe stealing dirty sox.
Bored: Generation X
Each day, the sun cures blues.
Behind me isn't pretty.
Sold cow. Planted beans.
Talk's cheap, mister.
Rogue earwigs marched waxward.
My carrot and your artichoke.
Blue Oyster Cult Gumbo.
Nuckluar: President's bomb 
Caterpillar drove truck.
Fired a ballistic potato.
Can war really create peace?
Silence became louder.
My dog speaks Dalmatian.
Suddenly, jumper cried: Stupid ideeeeaaaaa.'
Had crappy job hurling stiffs over cliffs.
Go kenetic energy.
Happiness: pure luck
A bent prisoner becomes everyone's friend.
Perhaps Kinks helped people understand Lola.

GOGGO
Soylent flapjacks... mmm.

GOOSE
Can't use scissors, you lazy housewife?
Heaven loves a martyr. 

GOOVLYN
Get the anal cream.
Punished by Corporal.

GREENSTER
Miss Piggy's not someone attractive.
Rotten bouncing checks! - phone's disconnected.
Please recycle giftwrapping.
Kindergarten students color stuff.
Anything new with Bobby Sherman? Anyone's guess?
Before starting special dinners, serve horsd'ourves.
Little reminders sometimes mean many are lazy.
National Radios' public. Participants enjoy telethons constantly.
Some men need constant encouragement.
Antisocials value privacy.
Because invention's historic, Edison caused univeral attention.
"Will & Grace" episode shows critics protesting Jack.
Imelda's worth: shoe closet.
Truce! - don't need destruction.
Sincere, worthwhile manners need showing.
Can consider praying prentively for personal struggles.
"Timberrrrr!" Desiduous rolling!
Veto power ends democracy.
Jethro Tull has band. ZZ's crew helps.
Sometimes ZsaZsa tells Gabors: "Accomplished eight courtships."
Celebrities cannot stand heterosexual hairdressers.
Gourmet carves zucchini slices. - nice invention!
Psssssst: just shampoo that.
Abomination! Bush proclaims, like he's innocent.
Will Geer: once Grandpa, Appalacian family.
Ichthyologist's concern: lakes, debris, beautiful fish.
DJ is arrested! - Got caught mixing innuendos.
Something's exploding, and it's expensive.
Attila the Shun: probably cold greeter.
Police fear doughnut investigation brings back memories.
Bush leads society downward.
Abraham Lincoln's birthplace: cabin.
Crayons insert into nostrils.
Raccoons collect garbage.
Gasoline prices: quite high! Shouldn't leave garage.
Rednecks aren't cautious about selling firearms.
Basketball player's furious at learning dribbling's repetitious.
Raspberry & strawberry season. Blueberries arrive later.
Sending letters - very pricey, just mailing envelopes.
Papa Bush consents, "Bomb overseas!"
Even those crummy politicians think Bush's nutty.
Has kindergarten become just some recess gathering?
Gasoline reaches cosmic expense. Remember scooters?
"Correct change!" demands Tollbooth.
Perhaps real strength evolves during pushups.
Patching gopher holes takes regular cement, lots.
Counterfeiter is arranging an annual money jamboree.
Just attacked coastline: Jolly Rogers.
Jiminy Cricket just hops.
Betty Crocker certainly takes cake. Lemon swirl?
Vincent Price's got creepy pictures gallery. 
Her Majesty insists: rise & salute properly.
It's elementary, my lovely Watson. Answer that.
"Begin hopping," challenges grasshopper.
Disaster: Carrie's prom.
Arnold emulates kindergarten cop.
High school requirement: consider leaving education alone.
College & university professors presuppose IQ's cause intellectuals.
Good hostesses examine seating at tables.
Ethereal music: "Xanadu."
Puppies upon puppies makes smiles, mighty friendly.
"Bring back Kansas!" raves alternative audience.
Let's stuff Kleenexes & fake certain conditions. 
Harpo's pantomimes: Pure Marx treasures!
Charo = Mexican hussey. Chér = American hussey.
Midget joins Pygmy association's compact tribe.
Go, Democrats! Enjoy being Canadian!
Miss Piggy's eyelids: purple.
Endless perils in little Pauline's world!
Mister Science flees classroom. Lichens start cheerleading!
Coochie-coochie is Mexican.
Easter Parade passes Maryland, Delaware & Virginia.
Blonde agriculturist raises hares.
Cement really forms hard. -- Making concrete observation.
Curious mustard relish has really strange design.
Pabst also built dis city. Starship innocent.
Me am Bush; me ambush multitudes.
Desi & Lucy cancelled show & wedding.
Boar dumps Miss Piggy!
Elope, divorce, elope, leave anyway
Gable-gable-gable-gable-gable-gable-gable takes Hawthorne's cottage.
Who's zoomin' whom?
Max Headroom, retired?
Ditzy blonde necessitates taking aspirin.
Many nightmares might contain ZsaZsa's nude bowling.
Here's novacaine. Dentist's filling you.
Downy sofa? or French setteé?
Papa ain't preachin' for peanuts.
Call me "Testy." Hey, that's life.
Great Lakes are?
Even good chefs cut mustard. 
Fatalities are lethal.
"Copa Bandana" -- okay, almost.

GRUNFELD
Calm down, quit flicking everyone with cranberries.

H20_UUP
After reading Cosmo, Joe needed ass.

HARDKASE
OMG! ANOTHER DAMN TERRORIST!

HART
Gates: The Apple enemy.

HAZE
Sample atheist hymn: silence.

HELLMOUSE
Mother Goddess delivers pagans to immortal Summerland.
All was just peachy, then, cramps.
God punishes sinful hamsters. Mothers devour! 
We hate hamsters!  Evil, furry creatures!
Can't control children?  Control parents! 
Damn!  I'm dead and can't lick stamps.
Everyone farts.  Fart haters scold so-called offenders.
Calm down!  We'll try naked bowling someday...
Don't count chickens before some peckers emerge.
Another beer can taint reality.
Fred raped Dino.  Wilma screamed with fright!
Kill him!  He's really eating cereal!  Kix!
Reading could be my downfall, kindergartner griped.
Be my daddy, please! We'll use protection!
Pet my puppy, damnit! Rover's been crying.
Cattank got kicked and banned.
Her horrible dyslexia always spells problems.
My plastic surgeon became my carver.
Artificial electronic intelligence requires circuitry in bulk.
Potholes cripple joggers
Atheism: A non prophet organisation.
My big feet are making jousting impossible!

HIPEYE
One pepper made even Peter pickle it.
Drink more beer sounds like alcoholic dogma.
Bore me again with inane drivel.
Car's in neutral. Someone should change gears.
Butter clogs up precious bloodways.
Born, began dying.
Witches: Cauldron personnel.
Mister limpet proudly mated with many fishies.
Sometimes, your chicken choking's too strenuous.
Egyptians carved them gigantic pyramids naturally.
Good fucking luck.
Let the incontinent pee here.

HMGLAZ
Quarter paid for date.
Disguises baldness: rug.
Every Democrat perceives U.S. President: moron.
Cushy job: baking donuts for police department.
Great philosopher contemplated existence & began
explaining.
Josef Stalin mumbled, "I pick Comrade Khrushchev."
Bears found Goldilocks munchable.
Read Hebrew and Latin? Must understand Bible.
Cheeseburgers, seven daily. Stuffing face.
Chat comment: LOL.
Chihuahua: diminutive mutt.
Cloned child with government grant.
Jew bought Yiddish encyclopedia.
Zero. No points. Comprende?
Everything but unicorns comprised the ark.
Chim Chim Cheree.
Let evil Bill Gates solve computer problem.
Fly in soup, backstroking.
Ha Choo, Taiwanese sneezer.
King Crapper governs Toiletia. 
In my world, curvaceous ladies adore nerds.
Let evil Bill Gates solve computer problem.
Buy the paper, read the ads.
"Ewww! I kissed a Yankee," hollered Alabaman.
God Less America.
Hillbilly boasted banjo talent.
Pork: Jews don't.
Can that shitty music & listen to Heart.
Chimps and monkeys edit Primate Weekly.
Hold these slabs, Moses.
That is the second hardest question.
Cocaine had me seeing Jesus.
Devil and Charlie Daniels: violin battle.
Possums, muskrats, quail: We'll shoot them.
Mutt swallowed homework.
Japanese government abolished origami.
I hear vultures calling. Cawww! Cawww!
Satan's evil design produced Philadelphia.
Dog food? That's expensive, but we'll eat.
Stay: Basic dog request.
Somebody's poking me.
Congo people sometimes charbroil the elephant.
My radioactive gumbo's boiling over.
Shut up, Private! Just take orders!
After my death, laugh and drink beer.
Chinese fry good eggrolls.
Cripes, your cat's ingested a goldfish again.
Quacker, shivering: cold duck
Pregnant Minnie Mouse is suing father: Pluto.
Dolly want a fracker?
Mao usurped Chiang.
Who's JFK's murderer? Possibly Lyndon Johnson.
That's wrong, right?
Brutus stabbed him in back.
Christmas music: It sounds horrible around October. 
Grilled a chihuahua.
I'm a big fat Norwegian potato picker. 
I'm watching "Golden Girls Unclothed
Miss Canada's a hockey crazed nympho.
Remember, slime doesn't pay. 
Thank God she has tits!
Dostoyevski's birthplace is Russia.
Gee! Everyone's nipples point outwards! 
Remember David Bowie's classic "I'm Retarded" album? 
Ahhh, good! My heart's beating!
Five elms: quantity one woodchuck chucks.
My country. Speak English!
Quincy: Earth's grooviest coroner.
Little weiners everywhere: Boy Scout jamboree.
Mountain's antithesis: molehill.
Seventy determined sperm headed for her ovum.
"Gooooood morning, Mongolia!" Attila boldly announced.
Dog read the Scriptures. Fido's barking Acts.
Jesus saves, while I count pennies.
Stunned professional zoologists: two unicorns.
Pi is infinite.
Anything by emma-peel deserves my vote.
The porridge fed three little bears.
Asshole who lived in France: Bonaparte.
Chinese philosopher: Ah Fook Yoo.
I pee standing, and proudly.
P's & what? Answer's likely Q's.
Mushed to Fairbanks, Alaska.
Macbeth: "Denmark smells peculiar."
Evidently, humping James Madison impressed Dolly. 
Gentlemen's Protozoan Quarterly magazine headline: Cells Reproduce. 
Gazoo is just Deputy Dawg, redrawn.
God and Politics equal Destruction.
"Oscar, your hairy back's amazing," Felix commented.
Old circus clown was living a lie.
I'M Santa Claus. THAT'S a reindeer.
Got fleeced by miserable, mercenary sheep.
Damn that Chubby Checker! Twist problem's worldwide.
Can't dance: famous Caucasian lament.
Reading good news destroys a miserable existence.
Say(say) everything(everything) twice(twice).
Gave everyone the same birthday advice: Die.
President's secret: lobotomy
Pound James Taylor with lunchbox.
Butterflies are free.
She screws everything hominid.
Life's a hardboiled egg, fortunately soft inside.
Please send it special delivery.
Never mind the bollocks.
New England men are hung gigantically.
Cats playing poker. Dogs furious.
Cheney & George W's policies destroy everyone's morale.
Man, I'm queer," Elton John readily declared.
My family: Mom, Jesus Christ, Dad, Satan.
My diet disgusts Atkins.
Here rests Greg Brady.
Credit cards revoked. Blaming wife.
Remember PF Flyers?
Oh look! President Eisenhower's shagging Roosevelt!
"Little Orange Corvette? Sorry," said miffed Prince.
And then I snorted helium & left earth.
Pittsburgh tradition: dancing around yamyam.
Snagglepuss quoth: "Gadzooks, even!"
Miss Canada's a hockey crazed nympho.
Ad: Rrrrrruffles have rrrrrridges.
Columbus discovered America, then fiddled a tune.
Boris Suckemoff, a Russian homosexual. 
Poor dead puppy. Chased ball under truck. 
Phyllis Schlafly for Governor! Keep'em pregnant & barefoot!
Cannibal food: Zulus, Watusis.
Remember, slime doesn't pay.
"Mastodons are damned hard," God complained. 
Chinese protested Charlie Chan's racist attitudes.
Schnozzolosis: Barbra Streisands disease.
Corn: an Iowa institution
Food everywhere, yet my hamster denies appetite. 
They're edible: hamsters. 
Mythical lunch: Unicornburger.
Something is screwy here.
Belgians perfected waffling.
Victim of circumstance.
Have a very delightful evening.
You're talking to God.
Christ's coming, unless God is joking
Roget's definitive reference requires synonym collector's enthusiasm.
Flower Power: Sixties nutcases usually shunned baths.
Eeyore's bitching depressed Pooh.
THAT got ten friggin' votes? THAT acro? 
You're not ugly in glasses, Lisa Loeb.
Never mind, quoth Miss Rosannadanna.
Audaciously swiveling hips, Elvis Presley shocked world.
I might be elderly, like Roger Daltrey.
Remaining Beatles gathered, but John's missing.
Zulu's lunch: delicious hardboiled missionary.
Earth: big rotating orb.
My stars, kids! What wonderful acros!
Crosby recorded Berlin's December classic, White Christmas.
Toothpaste is my current squeeze.
I'm in Shithole, Va.
Mr. Elvis Presley sang postal problem song.
Grandma, reindeer, sleigh: tragedy
Son of bitch: Puppy
Svetlana, pretty Russian prostitute, moaned "Boooorrrrrrisssssss..."
Cartoon: That's Popeye, beating Bluto bloody.
Before stealing, Peter Piper studied about peppers.
Xena's my prom date. She crushes sophomores.
"Let's discuss Germany's Jewish problem," Adolf advised.
Remember baseball before interleague?
The boss in Hell: Satan.
Undertaker, initiate the funeral. I'm dead.
Miracle: Kosher pork

HYDE
Sport: Nerdball. Pick me! 
Bleeding has stopped, cheer up! 
Flaming cars: Cool, indeed. 
Etiquette sucks. Saying please especially.  1 
Who can find my special friend? 
Here's my brain. Teach away. 
Two guys. Questions? 
Land of plenty exiled me. 
Last dance. Lambada? 
Daddy didn't ever come back. 
Cook explained and we chose starvation. 
Bob Vila's roof fell down.
Gay pride can't evolve beyond extroversion.
Just shoot me, I'm protecting Clark Kent.
Roman soldiers bombarded it like it's Athens.

HYPERIE
Has Saturn Really Circled long enough around?

IB6
Rarely awake. Reared by vampires.

INCIRCLES
Arsenic: sometimes chantilly's aquaintance.
Su su udio.

INKYFEET
"Testosterone seems to retard braincells" - Mike Tyson
Puberty: "Oooh Tits!"
Twister shagging: It's all about balance
Brad's latest girlfriend polevaults terribly.
Hatred: Lowest common denominator
Bored vampire's choir practice experienced Buffy's falsetto.
I caused Chernobyl farting.

INTT
Singing to my yak is rarely relaxing.
Cute philanderers rarely get slapped pursuing girls.
Originality's a desired talent.
Always get a receipt.
My rash returned as anticipated.
Don't worry. I've got condoms, napalm, Play-Doh.
Miller Genuine Draft flowed through North America.
I expect some damn respect. 
Chatterley's no lady.
Duck doctors could be quacks.
Christ ended Old Testament times.
Afterward, my bitch punched your testicles repeatedly.
Manifest Destiny made American Indians fight.
United Nations takes countries to hell.
Before the landslide, boulders decorated these mountains.
Now sleeping my problems away.
Shadow distracted a groundhog.
She only needs what she takes.
She loved me Saturday and gone Sunday
Let's see you grab my breasts.
During the fourth down, kick his jockstrap. 
After singing hymns, Elvis Presley started weeping. 
Another plane? asked Herve Villachez.
Xylophonists can't play jazz.
Guillotines cure headaches.
Nobody liked John Tesh's party CD. 
She's a bitch, yet pleasures me nightly.
Incarcerated, sitting reading Time, doing time.
Jellyfish fetishist needed prophylactic.