J3RM
"Got nukes?": U.S.

JACIA
Dr. Zhivago couldn't cure Lara.

JADAMAY
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Bowling for lutefisk.
Chasing your shadow?

JANNR
My secret friends are all invisible.
Perhaps every hungry cannibal toasts people.
I gained control with leverage.
Lone rogue shark is habitating broad Atlantic.
Cows will remember cruel people.

JEMJAM
Raspberry pancakes bring contentment.
Can pancakes cry?

JENNYTORI
Please enter center door
Big, cranky, crybabies told colorful lies Saturday
Buy American Saving Certificates
Vulgar people get class people grumpy
Pricey wine sometimes tastes rather awful, literally
Cold sausages don't settle favorably
Cute, underfed puppies pathetically invite compassion, instinctively
Gentlemen have elegant saturday afternoon teas
Only water, please

JEST
Beverly Hillbillies: Champagne & grits
Hey boss, it's plane! Boss! pipsqueak growled.
Mashing Tokyo, Godzilla's very heavy set.
Eight arms: Hindu creature's feature.
"We eventually craved donuts intensely. Immensely." - Policeman.
Partying Soviets drank vodka.
Me in the morning: Cranky & rarely awake.
Pope quit just yesterday. Might consider Lutheranism.
Ben Affleck ruined Halloween.
I'm calm. I'm like the transcendental jellyfish.
Can corn "ears" catch couples talking dirty?
Something easily remedied my insanity: Divorced wife 
I'm "reading" Playboy. Yeah right!
Stand BELOW umbrella when rain nears, idiot.
Twix: Two delightful stick-like chocolates.
My tree's one over.
Tail chasing's counter productive.
Bubbles contain zero calories.
Be good or clowns might hurt you!
One, two... Amish shoe? Rhyme's lousy.
Charlton Heston's been telling America "More shotguns!"
That Pinball Wizard's a blind wonder!
"Let those slaves go!" abolitionist boisterously shouted.
"Star Wars is brilliant!" bellowed geek.
Search everyone's pants.
Find "Geeks Anonymous."
Some guys won't change.
Erotic wiccans performed ceremonial dance.
Ever want to hump Ralph Nader?
"Deities Collide" PPV: Zeus vs. Jesus.
Seventy EIGHT trombones, Musicman?
Quality wig supposedly can withstand tornado.
Kiss off, bitch. Love's meaningless.
Mature Smurfs enjoy blue comedy.
Your moustache looks quite masculine, senorita.
Gears: They're shifty
People in Washington think like tax burglars.
Cigar's a cigar, Freud.
Hyenas couldn't laugh anymore.
All the bards sing & bang maidens.
Is "Pearl Jam" some gelatinous treasure?
Hail to the thief... Shrub, W.
Hitler stole your lunchbox.
Cannibals boiled our Stew.
I'll ru(i)n any computer.
Superman can piss bullets.
Zorro & robot friend demolished Satan & Batman.
Pied Piper's concerto proved vermin's finale.
American Bugstand's Tick Clark!
"I'm broke!" -- Humpty.
The roosters probably get teased. "Small cock?”
Distressed sometimes: Damsels.
Even chihuahuas can explode.
Noose cured headache.
After an enema, I'm pretty pooped.
B. F. Skinner explained every response.
Sisyphus infinitely shoves stone. Probably quite boring.' 
God is angry. He'll quickly smite Rajah.
Even chihuahuas can explode.
Begin excessive copying! XEROX! XEROX! COPY! REPLICATE!' 
When will reality confront Bush?
Hawaiians: Pretty Lei'd-back.
My liver secretes alcohol.
San Franciscans like Rice-A-Roni.
Trix rabbit eventually had that stupid breakfast.
Thatcher once had England on her bandwagon.

JEZZY
Etiquette dictates people use perfect manners.
Those chickens, when soupy, cure sick people. 
Sudden death disrupted choir singing Christian
invocation.
Secret code verified enemy infiltration.
Iceman cometh?  Let's DO buy freezer.
Cousteau explored areas whales consider seaworthy.
Nunnery inhibits dating.
Reality shows bring infinite lameness into America.
Neighbors stole Volvo.  Z-car's my quest.
Ricardo: Cuban guy
Being efficient often becomes annoying.
Romantic men plan honeymoons, not acros.
Foreigners yammering means you are roaming.
Three footed dancer doesn't stumble. 
Weird people startle strangers.
Old jet planes frequently won't fly. 
Penguins pack carefully when making weekend encounters. 
Milking cows confuses city slickers. 
Cuckoo: a clock legend
Albert Einstein has shockingly strange rooted hair. 
Clyde Barrow, Bonnie's rogue, avoided erotic intimacy. 
Police question butlers automatically.
Counting your chickens in anticipation goes awry.
Jr. Prom: Carrie's nightmare
During our sexual encounter, someone better moan!
Good weddings forge a heartfelt alliance. 
Fresh bread aroma's appetizing.
Tongue's swollen-- Tabasco catastrophe!
Thanks for waiting.
After zesty bamboo, panda's happy.
Didn't pay the doctor.  Wife died.
Dance partner ruined toes. Operation's pending now. 
Canned Hamster: Survivor offering 
Hamsters begat hamsters!!! 
Bought a new food: Hamster Pudding. 
Jezebel's nudity interested Ahab.
Pain pills stopped our whining.
Gophers work underground.
Lips help me hum.
Prisms glorify light.
"Canaries never moo" ornithologist said.
Time elapsed and fell away.
Misty rain somehow is eerie.
Summing up my academic career: F
"Run for your wife", moron yelled!
Milking cows became dull, milkers wanted chicks!
Hammer, nails... gotta get building erected!
Pain pills stopped our whining.
Clumsy bowler; foot's crushed.
Wizard tore out Toto's pancreas zestily.
Elementary art: blot
Fleas condominum: new enormous weimeraner.
Your body's wrinkled from sun exposure.
Midgets don't get high.
Redneck breakfast: Bourbon, fried ham, several pancakes
My thong doesn't cover such ass width.
Too much loving left the inmates exhausted.

JIMMMMMMM
Got drunk, called and belittled x-wife's cat.
Getting dates drunk works.
Dungbeetles: Poop terrorists
Amish invention: Eggplant dildos

JUNKBOND
Camel: Iranian Buick
Soft romantic words ruined me entirely--- pregnant!

JUSTDILLI
Got pregnant; secretly having more dogs.
My blind date's a prostitute.
My parakeet speaks Japanese.
Bored pupils jumped janitor.
Laverne does Fonz's hair.
Date's blind; I'm homely.
Charlie Brown's damn cute!
Broke wind and petrified forest.
Been there, that's done.
I dated Cher's brother.
This Christmas I'll probably serve burritos.
I usually cheat here.
Sometimes I tie my shoes.
I'm pretty ugly; suing parents.
I'm hungry, got some Ritz crackers?
Rednecks aren't Jewish.

KATIANA
I'm living la vida loca? Exciting.
Kissing the executive derriere saved his view.

KLANG
Gestalt's someone screaming for certain therapy.

KOWIT
Prized hotdog is ziplocked, multi padlocked.
Every Easter, ten super rabbits interrogate Claus.

KRKEROPPI
Never interrupt a monkey.
That tiny ostrich belches heroic tunes.
Officially, a hat.
Sometimes, people have to judge pickles.
Dot beheld speck.
Quiet, plastic fish.
My dog evaporated.
Being green concerned selfless frog.
Never glue children to doors
Remembering life, her soul exhaled.
Blue sueded Presley rehearsed sneers.
Grey food's not common.
Mysterious artichoke beckoned.
Reminiscing, grandfather drooled prune juice.
Frog chowder's not especially white.
Juggling cows generally crushes men.
Squawking like chickens tempts weird guys.
Dentistry tempts scientifically thinking sadists.
My intuition helped them bag celery stalker.
Shellfishly, a codfish quickly gobbled leftovers.

LAMBCHOP
Taking turns is prudent strategy
Erroneous Christians would say Jesus never preached
Warriors can pulverize neighbours' houses
Wearing fur begets ambushes, judgment

LAURA37
Countless squirrels escaped during nude wrestling.
People value peace during war usually.
This is only practice.
God made xylophones? Perhaps he hates music. 
Cooking pork in Jerusalem? Christian, huh.
Girlfriend? He'll pay alimony!
Zippers don't prevent conception

LI
TNT can ruin a bubble bath.
Forgive and... get prompt revenge!
Holy Zamboni: Most Blessed Canadian.
Bah! Afterwards? Humbug!
Hell's Bells worry Heaven's gong.
Please stop laughing. It's BORROWED underwear.
Roveracula worries Fidozilla.
Do Nuns want cuter clothing? 
Cats decided they'd prefer scratching beautiful couches.
I prefer butter. Margarine's blasphemy.
Canadians revere snowmen.
Kneivel understood jumping-- and ICU. 
Double dippers-- party hazards?
Tiny Tim's clogs attacked tulips, causing melody.
So, after you grope, they arrest? Dang.

LIVINGH20
Grandma's really funny. She cooked chili cheesecake.

LLYRICAL
Cupid's probably crosseyed.

LODGER
Killer Potato called, everyone expected a tomato.
What's eating everyone? Bugs.

LUCIBLEU
Jack Sprat. Lean?

LUNATICBL
Can anyone reccomend discount undergarments?
Kentucky Fried Assorted Parts& Beaks.
Jello Pudding: Team Gladiatorial Combat

LUTWIDGE
My wife's my good side.
Look, it's Waldo.
My face belongs on cereal.

LUVDAVOLS
Preparation H : popular lotion eases hemorrhiods.

LVQUEEN1
Bought new gnu.
Saw fourteen clowns enter Beetle.

LXJ
He forgot girlfriend's birthday... remembered kmart nearby.

LYCHEN
Some men inspire a people, changing communities.