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MAADISON
After
living abroad, became quite debonairre.
Women
get judged like meat.
Antidote
prevented poisoning.
Shotguns
promote engagements
Dreamers
see reality without limits.
Crop
circles depict alien civilization's graffiti.
Frequently,
Xerox needs very expensive cartridge jetisoned.
Peter
cheated Paul?
Hypocondriac's
eternally recovering.
People
pay him his due.
Lollipop's
life sucked.
Slid
down railing, burns destroyed crotch.
Undertakers
have morbid jobs.
To
fight demons requires spirit.
Black
Forest seemed eerie, everything's rainy.
Howard
Hughes reclusively snubbed everyone.
Couple's
having fight, tossing pots, pans.
I
saw heaven, its faces conveyed ecstacy.
Undertakers
have morbid jobs.
Astronauts:
space's guests.
MAYYO
Kelly
Girls: Maybe interns, presidential interns?
Ralph
Schmalph didn't understand Chachi's hangups.
Milli
Vanilli: Ineptitude revealed, dubbed.
MBIRD
Snakes sliver, legless chameleon
lizards.
MIDASMAN
Nailed
virgin, unfortunately cherry is fermented.
Fat
Albert purchased Zingers.
MIDNITEBLU
Judge
not in anger.
MIKEPACE
Rehearsing
my parole board grin.
MONOPRIX
Before
Christ? Flinstones!
MOOLITA
You found the missing link?
Excellent!
MOTHWINGS
Your
awful argyle parka's so last November.
MRMONSTER
Once kissed can't look back
for understanding.
But
Mom..." repeated annoying kid begging.
Butt
hair removal cost nineteen dollars.
Dead
Zeppelin bad idea.
Toddlers
like my Elmo outfit.
The
calculation collapsed, zero's a divisor.
Romanced
Lady: Tramp.
Stop
speaking Welsh.
Dorks
have Klingon spellcheckers.
Inept
jouster got impaled.
Balloons
have followed me.
My
points are worthless.
Farted
in space suit.
Perhaps
our President's gone insane?
She
dated my money.
Fast
lane killed chicken.
Genital
warts are embarassing.
Created
a sanctuary for crippled squirrels.
Early
worm bit my canary.
God
doesn't mind the dirty dishes.
I'm
mad about being kept frozen.
Kids
run from my smile.
Milked
our gerbil.
Paintball
gun killed me.
God
took the last lifeboat.
I
hate wet spots.
Zookeeper
caught chimp groping his Chiquita.
"Got
milk?" my anxious baby asked.
Tooth
Fairy was a thief.
Returned
from euphoric expedition aboard butterfly.
Been
seeing God on my satelite channels.
Some
people give me brain hemorrhages.
Single
pregnant mother, she's juggling jobs.
Chained
to my radiator.
Opened
my brain, deposited more dreary bile.
Go
play with dynamite.
A
swinging chandelier means nobody's getting bored.
Feds
nailed the wrong person.
Remember,
I'm a bad influence.
Tolerating
your presence.
Please
stop attempting suicide with ice-cream scoops.
Zealots
are really annoying.
Perfected
the chainsaw juggling game.
Waldo's
my new Jesus.
Born
again atheist.
Really
shy men can sometimes confuse ladies.
Volkswagen
made funky cars, hippies drove religiously.
Broadway's
superstar: Jesus Christ.
Pachyderm's
hallucinating pink elephants? Perhaps he's plastered.
God
protects hamsters in need.
Echoes
apparently produced avalanche
New
car's aromatic.
Africa's
striped inhabitants: zebras.
Clark
& Lois Kent: recently wedded journalists.
'"Like,
unreal!" uttered nerdy adolescent.
MSBYTEME
Vice
President has just seven undisclosed locations.
Better
wipe asp, said Egypt's Cleopatra.
MUSEY
Sometimes stating your case
magnifies.
Couldn't deliver every Valentine
before daylight.
Happiness is questioning
before someone offers payment.
Offer people kindness sincerely
defending truth.
Slow music nicely calms
everyone.
First ask before assuming.
Remember Zorro's signature
required sword.
Good books propell children's
thinking.
I can't stand George W.
After I procrastinate, I'll
begin garage later.
Holiday's in Ohio do bring
domestic crisises.
High School always expected
people surpassing excellence.
Can't they have Democrats
vote more frequently.
Talking to nice people helps,
honey.
Don't tell little lies.
He looks openly caring,
probably sincere.
Love has hidden attributes.
Crying kids regret being
problems when juveniles.
B. B. King really's an artist.
Maybe every kid dreams.
History can explain history.
A
cat in the hat.
Tuesday
is ruby.
E.
T. telphoned collect, outta' dimes.
Just
thinking about January, my bones ache.
Monday,
Monday, go away.
Dust
piano everyday.
Sometimes
Granny can sit crocheting napkins.
Queen's
crown's a "carat".
Children
see everthing in happyvision.
Hell
doesn't have two cool corners.
Underground,
coffin's just get aged.
Saw
vision, fish swimming north in France.
Pulling
a handle down, I'm mesmerized.
You
have that absent look.
Happiness
seems simple.
MYFRIENDS
Can I call Saturday?
Town coward has got dog
called, 'yella'.
MYSTERA
Closure
eventually gives people peace within.
9
Education's
pretty confusing.
Drawn
by strings.
NANAGIRL
Peeing
while juggling requires agilitiy.
NECRA
Klingons
can't dance.
GI
jane waxed fanny.
Confederate
flag's grey even.
Pac
man ate me.
Talk
loud Ahhz cant hear hardly.
Sushi
sashimi makes wonder.
World's
going mad suddenly.
Some
use macaroni and cheese frequently.
Can't touch preacher's rear.
Old people have attitudes
frank Oz.
Can't jump high steven tyler.
NIK30
Candidly stalking Alan Funt.
Batman
and Robin... homosexuals?
NIKOLAI
Judge
forgives underage consumption because beer rules.
NO
EGRETS
Octopus
propositioned rope.
NUMBER
Adultery
doesn't require men.
OCTA
All
environmentalists only agree, Jersey's not alright.
Erecting
thumb egotistically because I'm the Fonz.
ORKULL
Poker
players are always sporting glasses. |