PAC10
Alcohol can prove: people talk before thinking.

PARTZ
Sex requires actual physical contact.

PAULIMAN
Waldo is missing.
Dating my cousin doomed me socially.
Clapper: Bad gift

PEWTER
Politicians hand everybody astounding claims.
Bride is hysterical. Everything's come undone,
apparently.
Cornflake taste: cardboard.
Can't remember everything except reading and babytalk.
Nudist isn't dressed.
Patience beats hurrying.
Green card carriers required by government.
Everybody's been expecting good things.
Flies keep upsetting diners, sanitation's bad.
Jumping jacks for bouncy athletes.
Don't have change, depressed income.
Women quietly clean anything.
Parrot's awesome quick memory can baffle people.
Sick rooms require quiet.
Loud screams can often scare individuals.
Eating peanuts annoys all zoo animals.
Secretary enjoys copying many dollar bills.
Quaker kids' clothes color: black
Ladder doesn't help Hefty upstairs.
Alabama men become Rednecks at manhood.
Before telling jokes, mom dusts them.
Clinic doctor x-rayed tongue and suggested cognac.
Cold rain. Quick, need my golashes!
Corrected evil ways.
Sharpening quill, old clerk penned documents.
Can't cook bell peppers, everyone burps raunchily.
Right wing left.
Peanut butter neatly closed dentures.

PHANTOMB
Bitch had cute doggy children.

PHIB
Can I arrange all a's? Might just! 

PHOBUS
Teacher got caught nailing principal.
Juggle those cats!

PIPSKWEEK
Frozen chicken pieces just crossed  intersection.
Snoring caused really major insomnia.
Should I cancel funeral?
I've got my doubts.
Bald guys quit going inside barbershops. 

PLACEHOLD
Five Gary Colemans against Ric Flair.
They rarely make songs about sushi.

PLOUGHBOB
Ectoplasm can taste disgusting.
An endless summer with complete ozone shortage.
My cat seems evil mostly.
Even daily problems undermine people's minds.

POLLYJEAN
American eagle's bald. 
You're funny. Tickle me. Laugh eternally.

POOKIE
Janet Jackson and Tom Jones are cousins.
Does God watch me pee?

POSI
Vanity is superceding collecting mirror routine.
Bookshelf won't support all encyclopedia volumns. 
Served hot here.
He should stop carrying fifties. 
Remember an X and faithfully dig spot. 
Just bring your enthusiasm.
Zero? No problem counting.
I don't give hoot; Hooties blowfish.
Some will look, some go in guessing.
Call me if anyone finds my finger.
Rolling stones: rocks turnings

PUEBLOTIM
Riches essentially aren't always about wealth.

PURPLESKY
Zealous zookeeper, maybe?

PWL
I knew some annoyed people burned Washington.
Usually all juveniles quarrel.
Everyone becomes too critical.
Politically correct judge removed democracy.

QUUD
Burps have awful flavor.
Socrates quaffed drink, choked and... onward.

RABOO
Smurf sex: Bluegasm

RAINDEAR
For Sale: perennially crabby spouse, overweight.

RAJAH
Beethoven's dead. Decomposing.
Caesar and Salad romained friends.
Candy's magnificent, but you didn't buy flowers...
Nudists should not ponder Iditarod.
Rastafarian's jukebox: Bong ballads 
Say cheese, dammit. 
Podiatry, my foot! 
Sick by questionable pork.
Vogons create nasty, nasty poetry. 
Sweaters contain sheep shavings
Winona Ryder probably "picked up" a present.
Fifth Sense: a prequel
Cheap beer? Bad. Cheap condoms? Pregnant.
Elmer quietly glued in bed.
I talked to God until dawn.
Ever read poetry without the explanations?
Whoawhoawhoa, Janie's cryin'...
Suicidal chicken carved himself. 
A dolphin paused porpoisefully.
This man's gonna fondle himself: Master Bates 
Leper ants should colonize.
Fifth Sense: a prequel
Nobody's bedded ugly Dom DeLuise since seventy-three.
Geriatrick: Elderly prostitution
Life's rough. Have beer.
Mayday is a code for fucked up.
Jack Sprat's anorexic.
Behold nice fountain! I'll never look old!
Being French, Alain isn't bathing.
Godfather's tactic sucks: Kill him with garlic
Because he's right, I'm eating crow.
I'll eventually destroy you.

RAVLADY
Friends have genuinely good conversations 
Confuscious justly harbors speech theologically

RAY_JAY
Palindromes never have a specific direction.

RECYCLED
Thirty chins? Need doctor and calisthenics obviously.

REDLAMP
Her dress ripped, showing butt.
Favorite: Peanut Butter- Strawberry jelly.
Your slutty sister's been dating celebrities.
Taking charge prefered in every female's mind.
Called AFLAC. Got everyone fired... except duck!
Short person invented the ladder.
Can't find wallet. Might blame Winona Ryder.
Play hockey or get zambonied.
Never run naked past cactus. Definite catastrophe!
Occasionally, Bert jumped Ernie's rear. Terrible.
Zeppelin played "Stairway to Toledo". Crowd angered.
Winona, you got busted grabbing discounts.
Blind lesbian recently fornicated with catfish.
All Japanese people are slanty i'd
Pull my finger: fart joke.
Fart curled curtains.
Kentucky siblings, first cousins.
Abba's legendary tune: Dancing Queen
Virgin bride killed by curiosity!
Serving Barney biscuits... they're like Dinosaur truffles.
Godiva: Sans clothing
Let's explore Uranus... it's spacious!
Pinochio dreads termites chewing.
Called reliable proctologist... should solve constipation thing!
I often tell ghost stories, evoking poltergeists.
Peed pants, my bathroom's locked.
Fart quietly, then hold nose.
Oscar's home: a can in Sesame's imagination
Phoebe Cates: Fast Times made debut: Magnificent
Unfortunately, I put Drano down shorts.
Orgasm diet peels pounds.
Proctologist couldn't get a date, extremely anal.
Miami is a city of relocated foreigners.
Virgin Queen refused royal rumping again.
Got down in her pants. Caught gonorrhea.
Broken restroom resulted in peeing on myself.
First, add water...
Taking off her robe, Godiva bared bod!!!
Africans sent Sally Struthers home.
Some lesbians never find boyfriends.
Leonardo DiCaprio's Titanic co-star: Pretty Kate; Awesome.
Body doubles: our flesh stand-ins
Please visit jail.. Dad awaits.
Fender decoration reads: JUST MARRIED
Ebonics be it her language.
He's a She.
Can't stop loving her. There's constant yearning.
Married a cow: Free milk!
Writers pen it: The End
I became confused because he's her mother.
Diane Sawyer's got big jugs. Just noticed.

REMEMBRIE
Bowling takes skill, Tennessee protests.
Epicurians prefer dainty salad? Awfully queer.
Lhasa: Himalayan hideout's awesome.
Purchased some... got some free!
That's ok. I'm wearing dancing pants.
Small bunch of wildflowers? Nice present, love.
Elephants' fantasies are never small, light. Chunky!

REPTILIAN
Caller dialed "M".
Hell, I work Sundays.
Rambunctious plucker unhaired caterpillar.
Doctor told patient "open bathrobe slowly.
Lip service, most part very audible.
Saw a monkey kidnap my two Chiquitas.
Ten ships, mast production.
Willy Wonka makes anything into chocolate.

RHODEY44
Gave confession, priest made some evil stares.
Every January, the world changes numbers.
Elves don't care if our stockings smell.
Couch potatoes play jeapardy.
My inner child's been sleepng lately.
Granny is moody, grandpa's going crazy.
I'm easy, call me.
Don't mind the mess, be polite.
How come big mouths have little noses?
Knocked everything over, really buzzed.

RIDGE
Spank me, you fool.
Colon Bowel: President's private proctologist.
AC/DC signed Liberace.
Party till everyone urinates themselves.
Slinky strangled me.
I smelled nice, except during college.
They're playing Battleship again, sink that ship!
Quit jonesing about smoking marijuana.
Unless there's Labatt's, fucking die.
Last Chance Hotel
Alfa Womeo! Look, I'm Fudd's bartender
Great party, except for everything.
Got cramps hauling carcasses around my store.
They removed your teeth by C Section.
Philadelphia's Panflute Philharmonic.  Zamfir's concert became cancelled.
Please stand up.  Be Slimshady's friend

ROSA`
A gentle person always talks carefully.
This just can't be everything.
Afternoons, evenings: both offered daily.
If someone is "here", everyone's considered "there".
After chasing a wish, some live infatuated. 
Often a maggot's future: meatloaf
Fleas love eating terrier's epidermus.
Reality has a sour aftertaste.
Please take baths.  Help environment.
X-rayed my toe.  Discovered jam.
Pokernose understands justice. Can't understand violence.
Photojournalist have digitized their xrated innuendos.  Joy.
Curiosity: Cat's obsession