SAM``
Rap artist tried. Humiliated white people.

SAURHEAD
Disturbed by madness? Enjoy it.
Men have always spent plenty pursuing adventure.
Chicks become prettier when I taste tequila.
Don't save whales; save yourself.
Each day with you's worth I0 cents.
Lassie is certainly a bitch. 
Acting cool isn't. 
A man is an awfully small thing.
By remaining quiet, wise individuals best others.
Time and Nature destroy civilization's  record.
Coming in last, as usual: catatonic bowler.
Shovels help significantly when undertaking.
During Sunday sermons, he worshiped TV.
A baby came, altared his engagement ideas.
Consequences follow you.
Death is certainly the darkest doorway.
Nature's time is measured in seasons.
Easter eggs often nest in armchairs.
Frozen pee signature.
Know better, but am courting disaster.
"Puget" has a certain sound.
Elderly seamstress wove new lover.
Coming in last, as usual: catatonic bowler.
Eventually, the eldest Beatle inherits their fame.
Continual scrutiny enrages Saddam. 
Luckily, elbows bend.
Pulling my thing makes me laugh.
Royal hairdressers enjoyed cutting heir.
Having twins increases troubles.
Snakes can't try tricycling.
Marriage altars couples.

SCARLETT9
International bestseller: dating for dummies

SHEEPDIP
Unique cereal: Enema Jacks
Spud headed priest called "French Friar”.
Einstein never needed nookie. Science tempted him.
My robot shat interesting electronics.
HOLY COW!" cried outraged Robin constantly. Monotoonous!
Ate telephone. Had high fiber.
Cow sneakily wished steak dinner to have.
Sang alcoholic Karaoke cause piss-ass drunk.
Cows understand thermo dynamics, nuclear science.

SHOREGAL
I have chronic snot nose.

SHUGADADY
Dying is how quitters operate.
On Capistrano, birds meander.
Anyone for jumping jacks?

SIENNAH
Asking doesn't mean getting.

SILANTIS
Friends, I passed Algebra!
Oats are damn tasty.

SKER
Upper crust? How stale.
Nine crisp radishes held court before Othello. 
Julia Childs erotically broiled fish. 
sdrawkcab siht pilF
aibohporca sesufnoc gnilleps desreveR 
Smooch my metal butt, muttered hostile robot.
Ravishing! I'm elegant in drag. 
The ribald undertaker got nasty during embalming.
Eighties: Cute Australian whining about Xanadu.
Phyllis Diller's incredible nipples!
Murga's associate, Troyd.

SMURFY
Come to Papa.
Removed every garment for entertaining my relatives.

SOKPUPPT
Germs can totally violate mouth.
Amazon forests often penetrated pretty intensely.
Most tyrants experience bitter resentment.
Guns sometimes resolve some otherwise unresolved understandings.
Stopped to wander in meadow. Lovely time.
X-ray shows embolism.
Panther stalked, devoured victim.
My guy's Charles Atlas.
Boscoe craving. Sweet, chocolatey syrup sought.
Lions, hyenas haunt Africa.
Stop by our warehouse, now. Prices low.
A gigantic hat: Texas Ten-gallon.
Old kings collected land's bounty from underlings.
Completely grounded. Can't have real boyfriend.
Elephant found a nice savana. Lovely climate.
Miserable Fido really becomes slave canine.
Little guys way enjoy comedy, making light. 
Butterfly + Ford = Splat
Chickens hate Colonel.
Crocheting disaster: cat turned yarnball into tatters.
Misery recruits company.

SPACEJOCK
Don't I smell nice, mother?

SPAM4
Rich homes adorn Easy Street.
Termites understand crowd control.
Bite your tongue, my secret's horrible.
Real love needs tender growing dimensions
Microwave oven beeped finally.
Everyone, frankly, keeps changing general understanding.
Don't be bored, alert students perfect hobbies.
Apparently falling off planet proved impossible.
"Get Smart" really started out upsetting underlings.
Let's start Earth cleaning, littering planet's monsterous.
The cat thinks we're really butlers
Wearing an icicle = cold shoulder?
Mothra tried attacking California, Japanese chuckled heartily.
Now carrying brother. Seems, well, something's heavy!
Hey cops, cousin Vinnie's zig-zagging again!
Jauguar's a car & jungle resident.
Reading an x-ray, a farsighted Doctor squints.
Why quarrel? Cuddle again. 
Short on strength, can't kick.
Zoning needs proper commission.
Zoning Commission found a zipcoded bit parcel.
God said "Be here Sunday"
Pickle juice can keep doorknobs usefully hinged.
Let's sell kids & finance Carribean cruise.
Be my personal slave.
Candy's prefect, liquor's better.
They say everything's better.
Let's swig beer, then act crazy.
Dad bought quiche, Mom's a mite suspicious.
Son, meet your future.
Amoeba's single, can't court Petri.
Beehive, a retro hairdo.
Repulicans eat peanuts.
Dyed my cat orange.
Homosexuals can't think straight.
Can't follow trail properly, breadcrumbs eaten.
Pays me peanuts: circus.
Loose lips sink ships.
Ritz aren't square.
Surely Ghandi never requested pie.
Blockbusters lacked pay, finding better job now.
I'd avoid the meatloaf.
Building? Don't buy balsa.
Richard Simmons' pounds returned, forgot exercising.
Bad ships have big puddles.
Paper bowls aren't the best.
Ogre held goats, requiring bridge expenses.
A driving cat: Toonces.
Can't leave Earth, I sublet.
Agitated FCC: Janet Jackson.
Call me old, and weird, but exuberant.
Allergic cat said "My person's evil".
Bought X-Lax..... leaving again.
People never buy paint samples.
Funny shoes, two left feet.
Alfalfa & Froggy died, comedy's gone.
Kenny Rogers drives Cadillacs, he's special.
Pick up me, Charles Atlas!
Cows won't share perfect patties.
Can't give better reasons? Curse copulioulsy.
You don't mind I'm dead?'
Dwarves tempted Snow White.
Earthlings rarely frighten sightseeing Aliens.
Ravioli and olives, very likely Latin.
The House of Sandwiches gets cold cuts. 
Really, Gore elected. Count chads yourself.
Left, reading mail I didn't request.
Our cat's institutionalized: Furballs Anonymous.
Selling children, cheap!
Hillbillies never eat sushi, dear.
Snails need race lessons.
My thinking hasn't improved.
After biting dog, the evil postman's ousted.
Ants are carrying sandwiches.
Snow White is providing midget propoganda again.
Cookie crumbled, got interesting.
Shaved everything, swimmer's aerodynamic.
Frogs don't enjoy people playing leapfrog.
Call me crazy.
Funny, Freud slipped.
Freud: couch potato.
Saves time: I eat and crap simultaniously.
Moses offered Pharoh his frog cookbook.' 
Gone, without an explanation.
Teapot: short & stout.
Can't walk without knees.
Please say you're better proportioned.
Hermits rarely meet hermits.
Bite my enigmatic ass.
Freud didn't zip.
Bathing a wombat requires tongs.
Arms broke juggling a walrusdrug days.
Bulldozers don't understand feelings
"Must squash Doritos", bagboy smiled, grabbing potatoes.
Pancake's sure flat.
Bring Rover the newspaper, dear.
Grabbed my purse & left.
After javelin accident, my lip's pierced.
Charmin makes your ass so clean.
Gophers scare me.
Since Eden began, there's personal strife.
Let's dye my poodle.
Misery never enjoys company.
Shouldn't use dynamite around babies? Never mind.
Pope's on his seventh laxitive.
Holding honey bees tight hurts.
Paper panties feel noteworthy, right?
We want some xylophone!", teased Megadeth fans.
Got a sweet tooth, molar.
Pretends he's deaf: my cat.
Getting paid means getting job? Bummer!
Olaf Fartalot, broccoli baron.
Intelligence? I haven't enough. Never did anyway.
Golfer's pizza has slices.
Parachutist's are real jumpy.
Ever feel completely stupid?
Scientists concluded reality can tax nerves daily. 
Icicles? Santa peed, gutter's dripping.
Get me the foot soaking dish, cupcake.
Clocks always cover face. 
Fred Sanford's better rubbish's for recycling.
Beehive, crappy hairdo, sixties.
Has two opinions: schizophrenic.
Those donuts get "around".
Once made by Detroit, my Dodge's Bolivian. 
Zit is, like, so stupid!
Quaker: teachings & cereal.
Lobotomized, and his enourmous forehead's smaller indeed.
Cactus aren't huggable.
Concrete shoes goofed, buried Hoffa.
My Calvin Klein thong is missing.
God's playing hide-n-seek. 
Poor me. Stuck with him.
'Accidentially' caught cat in oven.
Richard Burton? Bet Elizabeth doesn't remember.
RAID controls cockroaches. Oh, and cures hiccups.
I'm dreaming this.
Our energy requirements really upset most scientists.
Accidentially cooked Easter rabbit.
Jolly King Hanakamuhanada usually avoided ukeleles.
"Cow's driving a tractor" Farmer Alzheimer thought.
Fickle Finger determined the date, actually.
Thumbulina had cockroach Mercedes, home's an elderberry. 
Even Quasimodo's "got back". 
Called Godfather "Don Fatso", and I'm dead.
Birds can chirp, but aardvarks? Rarely.
Python, (Monty), returned parrot. Dead.
Our dog's smart, she buys Sunday Times.
Girdle is handy... I ate Indiana. 
Porcupine & cactus: seems it's love.
Hiccup cure: mix gasoline, some paprika; sip.
Misery never enjoys company
Shit happens. Now find some cleansor.
Big"foot" started penis envy.
My past's biting my ass. 
Oceans counted: eleven.
Jackels are considering you their dessert, chum.
I propelled cat into space.' received 4 votes!
Should Professor Plum be blood soaked?
Rainbows weren't offered, just love.
Tried to Limbo, saw floor coming.
Don't need reasons when you're insane.
My zepplin's always parked aerodynamically.
Politicians rarely do admire journalists.
Rabid, but you're adorable.
Free pennies: Heaven.
Seems plastic spoons don't withstand heat.
Only octopi can manages seven screaming toddlers.
Nightly mom questions my regularity.
My fat's approaching Nashville
Fingerless: axe juggler.
Dali Mama is the most. Word.
Chiropractor probably broke Quasimodo's best asset.
Clever Egyptian, Cleopatra played around Roman-tically.

SPICYHOT
Bring in the amputated arm.

SPLUGIO
Mime's outspoken with silence. 

SPOOK-DOG
Angry seniors campaigned: Ensure Sucks! Accept Pabst!

SPUZZ
Seventy two caterpillars. Children's Zoo sucks.
The Time: Funky Soul Band
XP: Pretty crappy Microsoft computer software.
"Oink!" I like impersonating a pig!
Cracker Jacks: Never found prize, suing them! 
Are my family jewels polished?
Quit making perverted remarks! They're strangers!
Carol Channing gave everyone the finger.
Just shot Lassie.

SSADIE
Seniors frequently like knitting.
Enormous worms consumed naturalists swimming in bog.
Pied piper attracted, denizens fell into water.
Enormous clam swallowed admiral.
Jogger slipped right down a pipe.
My killer nipples shoot stainless steel bullets. 
The insane neighbours constantly prune their roses.
Being poor sucks.
Hamsters that die don't matter.
Pickles, our hamster, likes fucking peanuts. 
Rats ate my couch.
Sheep and cows never forge real companionships.
Please wash underwear before going paragliding.
I'm into mashing peas between hands.
Fifteen zookeepers eventually signed bandaged monkey's cast.
Lex's got himself heavy kriptonite trousers.
I must stop eating these ladybugs.
Environmentalist recycled prophylactics during sex.
Jumping beans just did aerobics.
Undressing in commercials sells products fast.
Grandfather smells like dried turds.
French virgin reveals longevity, girl's ninety.
Screwing butcher. Perhaps procuring better hamburger?
We are on crack.
I pee on chairs.
Are those real tits?
Baby's fourteenth toe disgusted parents and grandparents. 
Babies are like enormous mice.
Platypus have retarded feet.
This creaky donkey has mange.
Whirling cow's probably airsick.
Snoring like three giants with bronchitis.
Seahorses can't canter.
Potty mouthed kindergarteners offended Big Bird.
While xeroxing, I took copier's virginity.
Seventeenth daughter probably ran away again.

STARSHINE
Adam & Eve probably "raised Cain."

]STE]VE[[
Kissy kiss? One? No? 
Quit crying. You'll melt.
Optimus Prime had a fine organization.
Pac-man gobbled away quarters.
Anyone play Atari?
Four punks came along & became The Clash.
Pretty ladies should not have ugly sons.
Smoked dope before smoking dope.
Spit on someone tonight.
Silly con carne.
Justin Case, contingency manager.
Schoolyards ban do overs.
Feeling extremely unloved and generally like acrobot.
Ask before making assumptions, stupid.
'"Life without electricity's better," claimed an Amish.
You can actually die after eating guacamole.
Capital punishment's a fun game in Texas.
Four pop singing chaps triumphed over Jesus.
"We've got no common cents," pondered bums.
Miyagi catches insects airborne.
Crazy Ass Bitch, Snoop's fiance
Veterans proudly died for this old flag.
Can't prescribe a life, my physician explained.
I vant blood, coffin & better pronunciation.
Can't you children ever knock?
My boyfriend is battery-operated.
We're so not making friends tonight.
Self-satisfying potato's dubbed master tater.
Ed's dead. Goodbye, Ed.
Just don't move, please!" the painter pleaded.
Dr. Evil is petting little hairless pussy. 
Computer programmer got girlfriend? Bacon's airborne.
Dinosaurs had big balls.
Housekeeping magazine's "Color Coordination For Dummies"
Zombie had problems working joystick, rotting hands.
Armed with silly string. Better scram, punks.
Everyone considers Jesus Christ coolest ever hippie.
Some people still think Larry King's real.
With sufficient toilet paper, life seems easy.
That John Lennon corpse twitched, I swear.
Paddleless and up creek.
"Life is slippery." -Banana Peel
Make me forget past, Wizard
Cancel my life, God, poor ratings.
God of neverending silence doesn't like talkers.
Words are seldom necessary.
Cartoon guy was praying desperately "erase me".
We're boring people & know it.
Romeo died because he adored his Juliet.
Godspeed! You black funk soulbrother.
Wanna job putting fertilizer? It's the shit.
Art's everything, hey, art imitates art.
The milk moustache's so passé.
Zombies underestimated my abilities with dead ladies.
Naked as Zulus needing tutus.
Holier than Dow.
Hubba Bubba's an arcane humanoid gumball machine.
People without aspirations become like clockwork.
Society's going backwards.
Bill Cosby: Rest in Pudding
Crucifix's brutally symbolic.
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Hope's eternal, cynicism's short.
Paddleless and up creek.
Truth, lies, & DVD. 
Can't you children ever knock?
Good couple, keymaker wedded widowed locksmith.
Fingerless girl's frustrated, had problems playing pattycake.
Anyone getting laid like eggs?
Remember, Charles isn't in charge.
Pity party, do bring black teacups.
Becoming a caged rat symbolizes capitalism best.
Twenty-four paws is what? Six hamsters. 
Charlie Brown's pet beagle apparently missed Woodstock.
Everyone considers Jesus Christ coolest ever hippie.
Romantic quest stopped before love arrived.
Dreamt about Jeannie, considered making situation comedy.
Guys tend to brag.
Here's my Zima, destroyer of manly beer.
Horses are glueworthy.
Lost TLC's Left Eye. Duo's TC
Germany / Hitler, America / Bush
Cloning retard said process requires good jeans.
Considering head's twenty lbs, easy weight remedy.
Two headed child became confused.
Crashed tea party in oversized bunny outfit.
Obviously my cat failed to become Jesus.
Hens hate little cocks
Bulbs help with ideas.
One per human, stupid.
Every Sonic Youth release deafens my ears.
Society of chipmunks yield cute enough cheeks.
Apparently I'm nuts, talking to trees.
"I'm still standing!" Elton proclaimed.
Eventually journalists scrap objectivity, become biased.
Quoting OJ: "Cutting throat!" Nicole: "Why?"'
Smooch or fist? Exploring first option.
This Old Crackhouse
Octopi are squishy in my arms.
Gave cubic zirconia? Bet fiance left you.
Humor can cure depression, laugh.
Remove the X permanently, Mach
Can't count above ten. More hands!
So pucker up and blow.
Spongebob modeled rectangular boxers.
Jaws Twelve's about a blue cyborg shark.' 
After death, resurrect me.
Am born to push keys.
Finally a meaningful conversation, she's mute.

STUMBO
Called Met; opera's completely extinct.
Zero: null pointer's cousin.
Didn't say grace... hence, stomach trouble?
Aging, people think better of parents.
Incomes determine lifestyles.
Seven doubled's fourteen.

SUMI
Gullible people can evidently believe everything.
Just sometimes maybe I prefer constant kissing.

SUPADOOD
When something stinks, go clean.

SWISSMISS
HELLO TITTY. Ooops Sanrio!

SUZYCAT
My thoughts sometimes are strange.
Vets love pets.

TEFFDOG
Scissorhands can't drive.
Catwoman expelled massive hairball.
Sometimes Bert's eyebrow seems mean.
My Tivo finds ALF.
Coo-coo for my Coco-Puffs!
Baked Porky Pig.
Perky adolescent yells "Punky Power
Fisher Price Submachinegun.
Charlton Heston's armed. 
Kangaroos like finding cash, hiding, rapping, hopping.
Monkey sex caused our zoo's success.
Furry and intimidating, Rabbits began attacking.
Compact car or Toyota Avalanche?
Don't be cruel? God is.

THEFALLEN
Gerbil: Richard's furry butt device

THEJOEY
Zymurgy means the dictionary's done. 

THENA
Underneath me lies the answer. 

THUMPERS
Helpless flailing should produce rescue.
Neurotic cat pees everywhere hysterically.
DDT cloud killed Jiminy Cricket.

TIMINI
Catfish delight anglers.
Really intelligent baboon enjoyed Jung.
Probably should investigate serial drooler.

TINTWEEZL
June's cleaver hacked Ward. 
Pies hate us for some reason.

TRAUMEREI
"I invented Internet" - Al "Fibber" Gore
Tepid gun's almost happiness.
Quintuplets make breastfeeding most difficult work.
Meltdown averted.  Good job, Simpson. 
Septuplets ended your breastfeeding fun. 
Here is my legacy.  Twelve bucks. 
Chocolate beats broccoli. 
Xylophone shattered eardrums. 
MacGyver: garbage + crap = A-bomb. 
Count Chocula's whole grain goodness.
Babies can't solve calculus.  Start simple.
Superman vs. Spiderman.  People are confused.
Who's taunting my Playdoh pterydactyl?
Notice an ant's antennae.  They're really quiet.
Uncle's a rolling stone?
Greenland's so cold.  Mojave Desert's overheated.
Paying a quarterback millions creates budget problems.
Pearl Jam concert killed dozens, unbearable harmonies.
Russel Stover, the candy whores. 
Nine chased ten.
Suave means you're forty.
Superman's crying.  Kryptonite onion.
Probably offends Pompeiians: lavalamps.
Acrobot quits.  It's expected.
Signed, John Hancock.
Everyone enjoys grapes.  When they're wine.
I remember poor Yorick.  RIP. 
Commonly pisses off showerers: flushing.
Castrated pig goes, "Oink eeek!"
Winston Churchill's diaper leaked.
Bladderman's pissed off.
Kelly Clarkson, gone tomorrow.
Neckless giraffe by excessive inbreeding.
Twelve step program cured Triskaidekaphobia.
April fifteenth sometimes gets taxing.
Batman made cave smell.  Let's call Alfred.
Psychiatrist founded Funny Farm.
Eggo?  Leggo half of it.
Van Heusen factories are demanding children.
Chainsaw ended her coma.
Paleontologists dig me.
Lame idiot invented copper q-tips.  Just painful.
Dead Olympic swimmer even squeaked by Mauritania.
Slow Friday, we rented fifty four turtles.
Alec Baldwin isn't bald?
Preschooler delightfully produced sparks microwaving knives.
Siskel and Ebert, sans Siskel.
Awful barbershop quartet, cut that out!
Arnold Schwarzenegger bombed Qatar.  Oops, that's Burbank.
Gumby poked himself, jeopardizing pancreatic tissue.
Holy bathrooms, Batman!  Someone urinated!
Sorry I have worms, barked Benji. 
Crowd control.  Shoot everyone.
Descartes contemplated existence
The Jamaica Triangle challenged Bermuda's disappearance streak.
Snoop Dogg's sleeping.  He fizzled himself out.
Ear's bleeding from hearing fifty Megadeth songs.
Pink neckties?  Expect an uprising!
Ovaltine's circular.  The geometry lacks logic.
Pepperidge Farm goldfish died.  Kicked.  Deceased.
Adam West's lingerie inevitably features bats.
Damn, my barber is crosseyed.
Some rancid pastrami left nineteen dead.
Some might consider fourth Terminator unnecessary sequel.
Cricket: Jiminy's sport
Penguin is wearing tuxedo, lost the bowtie.
Knight's disappointed.  Furniture's square.
I'm Sixty Cent, the angrier rapper.
Playing dead scared the possum's parents stiff.
Headlights sometimes paralyze animals.
Rabbit? Bunny? Split personality.
With two real x-chromosomes, he's a girl.
Invisible: Patrick Swayze.
A Nero Salad?  Romans protested greatly. 
Mozart meets Muddy Waters: Howlin' Dog Minuet.
Harem's troublesome. That's twenty seven wives.
Ashley Judd's gigantic family collapsed my barn.
Manhattan Project poofed.
Can't control my robot.
Henry VIII, constantly had dates, caught STD.
Vodka helps me sing the perfect lullaby.
Bake my ashes when I die.
Teddy Ruxpin has spoken.
Carpenter Joseph grounded son, cautiously.
One legged prostitute equals subpar Rockette.
Chia Pet hides ganja.
Huggies fit.  The end.
Paper?  Plastic?  Help me, logic man! 
Sandwiches are pretty good with a Coke.
Do it again on piano, Sam.
Eminem confuses candy. 
Gelding got extremely sad, seeing stud farm.
California might break away. 
Lithuanian rock music's basically polkas.
Common cold's probably curable.  And Oprah's blonde.
Jesus borrowed my eraser.  Why?  Erasing evil.
Cashew salesmen zealously say they're nuts.
Picasso cubed perspectives.
I have a mole. It's an animal.
Pigeons attacked my car.  Crap.
Iraqi exercise: fleeing.
Judge Judy attacked the jury, almost contemptuously.
Minefield: Advise Ray Charles to be careful.
Anne Geddes: toddlers repositioned, oddly dressed, grinning.
Condolences, Mr. Goldfish.  *flush*
Jackie Paper's dragon was extinguished.  It's sad.
Worst death: oregano overdose.
Dino vitamin's purple.
Snowmen contain charcoal eyeballs.
Dog's been killed. Shouldn't chase Deathmobile.
Can't suck. Won't suck. Damn this Hoover.
A thumbless hitchhiker cries.
Arsonist's connection: matchmaker.
Indirectly wrathful: John Steinbeck's raisins.
I'm Slavic, Czech please.
Baldwin's littlest brother, Peewee, never caught stardom.
Fork created holes around mouth, inaccuracy's evident.
Applesauce, apple juice; both sinful, Adam
Metric activists banned you, inchworm!
Elroy Jetson's asteroids made proctologist fret.
Cloning musical duet created quartet.
Pivot N horizontally. Yes, that's Z.
Quik's good, even without bunny.
Malcolm X's mother: W

TREKSTER
Odo drank himself.

TSOUP
Peter's got pickled peppers..... lunch! 
Hit the Notrol Alt Delete in Windows.

TWRLGRL
Elevator's classical audio demands their escape. 
Crimson dress evokes vixen's bad dream. 
Robots battled civilians, population's dead. 
Motion's possible quake. 
Dared to go climb mountain 
Skilled with dangerous abilities. 
Funny pages bring smiles & jokes. 
Yardbirds sing songs bluesy, definitely cool. 
"Got candy!" ~Talking vending machine 
Actors guild lacks.... actors. 
Glowing poster's psychedelic, causes grooviness. 
Let's sing Eric Clapton's "Layla" piano man! 
"Eat some spinach", Popeye exclaimed. 
Accepted defeat & pouted. 
Finally, romance made nuptuals thoroughly cherished. 
"Prayer seems to increase positivity".  Church patron 
Caught in cruel spiderweb.
Broke nine fingers helping carpenter elevate plywood. 
Love hurts, have aspirin?
Tour only in winnebagos during performances.
I'm swinging with chandelier.
In hindsight, can't see nothing.
Rare portal:  oblivion

UNL33T
Beanplants find giants, massive!

TYRONIE
Popeye prefers strained spinach.
Five toes; both feet.
I'm into rough sex.
Love cuts like knives.
Alan Jackson's in my VCR, open it!
Popeye's pipe smells of weed
Chubby Checker's twisted.
Oprah's panties are my parachute. Panties enormous.
Pamela's peroxided and Michael Jackson's bleached. 
Don't do what people say.
Rice Crispies replaced my spouse.
Hocked the rent check for crack cocaine.
Constipated again? Eat prunes, Rhonda!
Xeroxed secretary's cleavage, then showed boss.
Beer provokes karaoke!
Drunk, on bathroom floor.
Every day old people croak.
Barbie dolls don't talk. What's so fun?
Can't remember if Alzheimers is contagious.
I started calling the kids" Bastards".
Anorexic wanted donut holes.
Ninth husband expected the divorce.
Judge Judy probably loathes pierced eyebrows.
Was Olive Oyl anorexic? Chick eats nothing!
Suing everyone, my parents, the Pope, Potzie!
Shit happens! It isn't fair!
No front teeth? Couldn't get laid anyway.
To attach hairpiece, start stapling.
Cheap velcro sneakers
Blind date was prepared, especially to run!
This could get ugly!
Anorexic's famous; bread crumb casserole recipe.
Basically, both tongues start rubbing; French kissing.
Jesus! I'm falling in love!
Am schizophrenic, Hello Myself!
Cross eyed people hate signs.
A schizophrenic resembles himself.
Hookers don't like Santa saying" HoHoHo!"
Judge Judy wears combat boots!
Oprah's butt suffocated a child.
Americans burnt down my teepee again.
Inmate cried" Rape!"
Bury him or something!
Nice afro Ieesha!
Brazilian guys only buy Speedos.
Pants just hold in my fat.
Eighth child from the milkman.
Bisexual Barbie does men and women.
My gun's quiet, honey. Listen!
X-wife's a douchebag and does anyone!
Bobbit~" My cock was cut off!"
Mr. Right's already taken.
Candy doesn't rot dentures.
Anorexics eat ThinMints.
Cute bachelor apartment, where's my furniture?