Nobody wants projectile diarrhea.
Hitler exterminated some spiders, jumpstarting career.
Psychiatrist prefers Pink Freud.
Large canary? Sorry, that's Big Bird.
Hannibal's eating supper. Steak. Lasagna. Helen.
Killing Superman's possible. Just bring Kryptonite hooker.
'Volleyball broke my face. Let's discuss dentistry.'
'Machiavelli rationalized the ends somehow.'
'Seuss gave cats colorful hats.'
'Burning in eternal lava lamp: hell.'
'My bonnie's distant.'
TOPIC: Your invention that failed:
'Captain Picard Sun Block.'
'Apple Jacks contain rooster noses.'
Radius, ulna's twin.
'Saving tops of muffins.'
'Chicken somehow escaped my freezer.'
'Crab vs. lobster.'
'Bad Darth Vader. He's whack.'
'Billie Jean convinced me, that's my child.'
'The sky's all black. Go to sleep.'
"I'm decomposing." - Mozart
"He has large sword." - Zorro's bride.
'Die, you wicked bastard.'
'Pianos. They're heavy.'
'Ended the misunderstanding. With guns.'
'Candlestick's too tall. Maybe Jack's fooling himself.'
'Lemmings don't really know about parachutes.'
'Peter's been murdered. His peppers are poisoned.'