VERBOSITY
Nosferatu's bloodbank escapade ended naturally with sunrise.

VINE
One can’t elope.
Wet people bathe more.

VINELA
On my ranch bunnies moo.
Rodeo Bob limps.
Alzheimers? She couldn't even remember.
Aaron's calf offended Hebrews.
What's orange, prays and's Catholic?

WAYNE-O
Before Frodo, adventurer is Bilbo.

WE9582
The wooly mammoth played hard, died hard.

WEEBLE
Pizzaria zzaria ria ia a

WEREFISH
Waldo quit making appearances.

WISELY
Politeness stops me from cattle ramming you.
Let's make a UFO and orbit Earth. 
Q-bert escaped Gil's computer.

WITT
Choices: Sometimes hard, even tough.
Help! Planet - wrecking green monsters!

YABLOKO
Maybe rogue judge does some people good.
Don't spit in my cuspidor. 

YALANA
Kangaroo's pouch contained eleven eggs and toast.

YAMYAM
To optimists, everything's lovely.
Cracked glass cuts.
Find Dorothy a colored horse. 
"Dust daily behind bed" ~ Good Housekeeping 
Sailing Zuider Zee coastline beckons cruising Netherlanders. 
Charlie Chaplin's silent hobo hobbled. 
Gary Coleman's zipper says, "Nothing inside". 
Stand strong, fight the system. 
Avoids hickeys, snap collar. 
My duty doesn't lie nuking sandy Iraq. 
A secure future? Pursue dentistry. 
Better Homes, cancel Gardens. 
Everyone breathes 'cause I invented air. 
Married guy called again.
Lutherans seldom become Vatican cheerleaders. 
Zaccheus exemplified Christianity, shortness.
Pears are yellow, cherries crimson.
Judas Priest makes a proper Catholic perturbed.
Girl Scout cookies might destory Oreo.
Dawn's early enough.
Brigham Young married seventeen girls Saturday.
Elvii: Costello, Presley
Fishermen wore cod pieces.
Don’t worry, my hair's been rat free.
For you, I'd shave baboons.
Many ask, Do rubber plants produce rubbers?
Saw an angry robin cooking it's egg
Bottles always intrigued Larry Hagman.
Make chocolate covered chocolate someone!
Picture revealed Zippity Doodah's racial hatred.
I have no lungs.
Pickle crocks were Early Americana.
My eyes are green and blue.
Please call Grandma "Pete", sex's been changed.
Diaper pail's funky, no lilac scent there.
Everyone wants more kitchen gadgets.
A perfect plan always fails.
Cremation stopped pnuemonia.
Girl Scouts left marijuana cookies, everyone's smiling.
Ask Gary Coleman, Gary Coleman's someone great!
Even Brad Pitt burps.
Amish: Born in barn
"Loud isn't in", commented quiet Japanese person.
Most never give secrets: Magicians
Doctor whacked quintuplets' five derrieres.
Double hernia sounds great!
Seafood criminal: Orange ruffian
Phish concert's underwater.
Became confused adding Elizabeth Taylor's countless husbands.
Handy dandy Popeil products: Vegomatic, Blendomatic, Nutcrackomatic
Save our soles, shoemaker!
Prosecuter admitted, jury's certainly hung.
Come play Kitten Shuffleboard.
I invented fire days before caveman. 
My screaming orgasm caused geological anomalies.
Witch's children complain, "Cobwebs!".
The Cherokee Nation's dishonored at Cher's outfits. 
Clockwork Apple: Bad sequel film
For Borden, cows often advertise glue.
Bitching's all I understand.
Cary Grant, Cary Grant, Dairy Plant.
Cruel: Kitten Badmintion
German people just pretend shorts are attractive.
How's Qatar pronounced, dammit?
Jump underwater, you'll find pretty shells there.
King's Superglue attached Humpty Dumpty's knees.
My crow's feet embarrass birds.
Pardon my chins, I am fat.
Someone should remind Peter Gabriel he's hallucinating
"Comet scrubs sinks?" cried Lord Edmund Halley.
Sucked spider guts: Ozzy Osborne
Buy tomato juice, Clamato is weird!
Planets never entirely accepted Uranus.
Chicken dancers showed wedding singer how.
Only eunuchs bleed.
Barbara Billingsley chose pearls wisely.
My face stops streetcars.
Avoid slanted decks.
Paper bag, she's ugly!
Concerning Marie's murder, she gave head.
Pete the cranky bum married my mom
My parents sold child, leaving four quintuplets. 
Every scratch card harbors some cash? Hardly!
Indians call tea pee.
Rather powerful octopus just seems armed.
DNA: Nature's identifier
My grapes died from the night air.
Television's obviously into witchcraft, it can channel.
Fiftyish: Dobie Gillis
Custer: Big, Horny
Click this! Click that! Let's click everywhere.
Andrew Carnegie: Philanthropic Scottish man
When Japanese pigs fly, I'll taste sushi.
Paul Harvey's repetitious nonsense sells speakers, Bose.
Matchbox car wash is the kitchen sink.
Mute cow can't utter.
Nectarine's embarrassed? Just peaches are blushing lately.
Oysters make nacre.
My tongue is blue, damn Slurpee drink. 
Hell's like Cleveland except Cleveland's worse.
Calligraphy: It's an elegant hand job.
Bob Crachit endured Tim's cheerfulness.
John Denver's act's over.
Wool's rather harsh underwear, try fur.
Considered many jobs, refused nun.
How chickens acknowledge eggs: Next generation
I am confused when there's a decision.
Flea bitten goat chewed some cans Friday.
Be careful, girls, dating an octopus. 
Here comes my grandmother, she's part Spaniel.
Red haired baby's probably milkman's baby.
Patty Duke played twins, everyone remembers episodes.
Popsicle stick garage required patience. 
Apple pie date crumbled, couldn't accept intimacy. 
Huge ears precisely controlled kid's radio.
Sacajawea and Clark never felt romantically connected.
Lovemaking For Dummies
My day started with one hardboiled egg.
My sixth sense is always right... sometimes.
Sissy got pregnant. Confidentially, to Mr. French.
Ether: Passing gas 
Musketeers: Alexander Dumas' fencing trio 
Aladdin's halogen lamp's much brighter. 
ACME safe is dynamite proof. 
Spitting spinach, Popeye complained, "Me's tired."
Bette Davis began smoking during the Depression.
Relish wiener dogs?
Saw toothed puppies wean early.
Hawaiians avoid daffy Pauley-nesian Shore.
Bob Vila's kitchen crew proudly chew grout.
Coldest: Naked skiing
Gilda Radner's sweetheart: Gene
Lucky Charms Diet explains shamrock diarrhea.
Grant Cary was Cary Grant's twelfth pseudonym.
Ancient Girl Scout badge: Bookbinding
Melamine Ming vase, five quarters!
Pope rarely leaves Rome, misses cacciatore.
Prince impostor: Pauper
Bob Vila admired screws, contemplating intercourse.
Red Ryder shot little kid, Christmas blows!
Super Glued buttocks.  Please cancel enema.
Sizzling, the perfect breakfast: Kevin Bacon
Misunderstanding penmanship, student began dotting eyes.
Life sucks? Beats a funeral.
Scrawny athlete pumped toothpicks.
Life's changing diapers, scrubbing pans and sighing.
I love Lucy, Vivian lesbianly explained.
Sixty nine: Happiest birthday
I'm part Chinese, just my ears.
Pants make life safer.
Thanksgiving kitten's not nutritious, said queasy pilgrim.
My Spanish teacher had ojos for me.
Cow's nice to udders.
Do piranhas eat piranhas?
Shoemakers save soles.
Lovemaking shouldn't require pliers.
In Bermuda, shorts rule.
Chicken can't kiss, evolution forgot lips.
Cementing plastic jugs together, building Roman aqueduct.
Toilet ritual: Patiently I sit, perusing paper.
Mr. French regretted calling Jody" asshole".
Two Beatles look sad, missing George.
Gone fission: Nuclear chemist

YANNIGAN
Hope springs seaturtle.
Some say Bush's lobotomy causes bad judgement.
She sells sea crapthisisaCnotS
Everyone said Bonerparte after Napoleon's orgasm.
Carly simonized teeth.
John Denver, expert pilot, couldn't necessarily stop.
Found Roger Rabbit's bunny porn.
Vomit and puke became synonomous.
Orville's dead, popcorn's passing.

YSDFA
Time makes all seasons repeat.

ZENERGY
Fearing ZZTop's beards: razors.
Secret Service realized Lewinsky had his weiner.
Dick Clark killed Johnny Carson
Coyote's dynamite: ACME
Guillotines make migranes disappear.
Catapulted my wife, so Paris.. expect company.

ZPYDER
Life has fast lane, affluent qualify.
Black cats got chased, young superstitious hotheads.
Dogs go pursuing jalopies sometimes.
Gas sales bringing highway shock.
Growth sometimes hurts.
Lilliputian people tied chains containing Gulliver.
Age changes dispositions.
Hell expects everyone's coming when buried.
Magic carpet incantation: Abracadabra.
"Perhaps I've been overly violent," commented Bluto.