| 1. Burn victim barbie 2. Street whore barbie 3. Illegal porn ring barbie 4. Hand stuck in a toilet barbie 5. Bullet in the gut barbie 6. Doused in gasoline barbie 7. Bigot & racist barbie 8. Hermaphrodite barbie 9. Greatly disfigured barbie 10. Thrown out of a moving car barbie 11. Narcotic dependant barbie 12. nudist barbie 13. Swearing barbie 14. Punk ass bitch barbie 15. Drug overdose barbie 16. In a casket because she is dead barbie 17. Bullet proof barbie 18. reoccuring nightmare barbie 19. Psychopath barbie 20. Nymphomaniac barbie 21. Bleeding heart barbie 22. Half eaten barbie 23. False teeth barbie 24. Halitosis barbie/Bad breath barbie 25. Drowning abrbie 26. Extra arm growing out of her head barbie 27. Sockerpunch barbie 28. Shrunken head barbie 29. Hairy face barbie 30. Bladder control barbie 31. Arrested for shopliftind barbie 32. Barbie and the seven dwarfs 33. Hobo barbie 34. Very fat barbie 35. Supercalifragilisticexpealidotious barbie 36. Stupid looking barbie 37. Waving a gun in the air barbie 38. Good will barbie 39. Barbie knows what you did last summer 40. Barbie never dies 41. Wag the barbie 42. Slipped on a bar of soap in the shower barbie 43. Knife in the head barbie 44. Too many fingers barbie 45. Shaped like a rubber ball barbie 46. Chain smoker barbie 47. Permutation barbie 48. Ugly bitch barbie 49. Granola barbie 50. 2000 barbies under the sea 51. Atheist barbie 52. Dirty rat barbie 53. Meat flavoured barbie 54. Ulcer barbie 55. Ultra hyper acceleration speed freak boombasso barbie 56. Q-tip in the eye barbie 57. insomnia barbie 58. illiterate barbie 59. Prostitution ring barbie 60. rigomortis barbie 61. obsessive cimpulsive disorder barbie |
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