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Yes................... Mr Cow Chewed his cud for along time before deciding
to put down the length of his tail. So between chewing & mooing
here is a list of his favourite bed time reading.

The Dune Series by Frank Herbert
Flight of the Intruder by Stephen Coonts...plus most of his other books
The Ninja by Eric Van Lustbader...plus his other books except Sunset Warrior series
The Dragons of Pern series by Anne McCaffrey

When awake he likes to paint figures, play simulation/roleplay games
like Skirmish/Havok, Warzone-new & old, Space Crusade-MB.
Would play computer games but computer is currrently to slow
one of these days will get a new one......If only cows could earn more!!!!!!

Television is "The X Files" and "The Drew Carey Show".



Between being young & heading towards middle age
as you read this page,
it is a strange time
to worry about rhyme.


If water finds it's own level, then perhaps I really am a cow,
but what can I do now.


If the hump on a jumbo jet is so the captain,
can sit on his wallet without hitting his head.
Maybe there would be room for a cow,
with horns on his head.


If a cow had thumbs, would they twiddle them at high speeds & low altitudes?


TMPFISCH, BUMFHI, CMF, FMOPST, BUSHFM,FIM or FMMM
to ADF, VOR or just ILS
nowdays most would just GPS.
If only I could use acronyms, along with the best,
I could Snaproll & Flatspin while chewing my cud
but what is this Deadreckoning thing?


There are old pilots and bold pilots
but never old,bold pilots.

Maintain thy air speed,
least the earth rise up & smite thee.

Ring Ring here's a thing, says Beeper the night owl.
Moo Moo says Mr Cow, don't take advice from an owl
live life fast
it's not so low
to come back as a cow.


Piano keys, threshold, centre line, holding point & C172
Oh how the names, have a nice ring.
but now all I get is a headset ring.
exactly what is this call centre thing?


May her rest be long & placid
for she added water to acid.
The other girl did as she oughter
and added acid to the water.


Oh where is Quantum,
ellipse, Kepler, perigee, apogee, LEO & geosynchronous
boy it would be good to be a part of this.
perhaps an inclination to a Hohmann transfer for Mr Cow
would be just the trick with only a little "kick".


If getting a good job means the gift of the glib,
Maybe there would be room for a cow with a moo to give.


Perhaps it's time
to learn to rhyme.
But what the hey
have a nice day.




cows
A Tee-shirt with a cow picture on it, that I have and worn out!


Email me : unfenced_cow@yahoo.com.au

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