ABOUT THE FARMER



Have you ever thought as the world goes by
that you could be the next to die,
they wrap you up in a big white sheet
and drop you down about six feet

It's not to bad for about a week
but then your coffin begins to leak,
and big green grubs with purple eye's
crawl up your snout and out your eye's

Your liner turns a gaustly green
and pus comes out like thick whipped cream,
are you in bed having a bad,bad dream
or are you dead and not part of the team



  • I have no idea where this poem comes from,
    as a friend of MR COW told it to him in a yarn. If you know
    who wrote this, or if you know the rest of the words
    please email me, as I would realy like to know the rest of the poem.


    Email me : unfenced_cow@yahoo.com.au


    Want the words of Cows with Guns
    then click on picture, of Cows with Guns

    COWSCOWS WITH GUNS. 21KB



    Below picture of Mr Cow playing farmer

    COWSCOW WITH REAPER. 22KB


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