the Terminally Single People of America

The ASPCS is an organization dedicated to fostering an awareness of singles' rights.

President:		Lesley Boren
Vice President:		Josh McFadden

The TSPA was founded by Greg Irwin and Suzanne Craig (nee' Ashley) with the following guiding principles:

the struggle for the rights of singles everywhere
the combatting and ridiculing of disgusting couples
the promise to never be a member of a disgusting couple

Those in relationships who promise to adhere these principles are eligible for membership.


Official Non-Disgusting Couples:
Mark and Carrie Berry
Jack and Suzanne Craig
Scott and Lori Honea
Greg and Summer Irwin
Louis and Stacey Paugh

(For those of you who are humor-challenged, lighten up. We are not making fun of singles!)

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Related Organizations:
the ASPCS
the MSPA



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