The Birdseed Dump
circa 1997-1999
As told by Greg Irwin

note: this story occured before the balcony on the second story of the UC was glassed in.

One Saturday a group of us was hanging out on the baclony of the UC. We were surprised when a lady came onto the balcony wearing a nice dress and carrying a large five gallon bucket.

She explained that she was in a wedding that had just taken place in the Buillion Suites and was waiting for the Bride and Groom to exit the building. Her five gallon bucket was at least half filled with bird seed.

We thought that was hilarious and waited with her. In short order, the guests lined up outside to form the wedding gauntlet. Some of them stole glances at the balcony.

Soon, the Bride and Groom exited the UC and got a big surprise. Their facial expressions were priceless.




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