| been to Skillets | a popular all night restaurant |
| seen the Spillway | a beautiful local site |
| soaped the fountain | rare but amusing entertainment before they removed it |
| play Jacket Golf | the greatest sport in the world |
| cruised on Main street | a pastime popular among young BWD locals |
| shopped at Walmart | popular because they are open at our hours (all 24) |
| broke in Sid Rich | a popular, if illegal, pastime |
| shown my stinger | to extend the pinky of the right hand toward Old Main Park as a gesture of respect and love for HPU |
| sing the alma matter | the HPU Alma mater is much beloved by all those with the HPU spirit |
| seen the statue and then wished that it would fall | the Idol is hated by all those with the true HPU spirit |
| owned a beanie | the freshman hat of Daze of Payne |
| skipped a chapel | While Chapel is supposed to be a wonderful time of worship, occasionally they schedule an idiot to appear. These must be skipped, including all health center chapels |
| cut the budget | It's amazing, how a President who was doing such "wonderful" things would have to slash the budget |
| screwed the students | (see explanation at bottom of page) |
| placed an Idol on what was a parking lot | a reference to the Idol, see STTTS page |
| been real boring | This President was |
| tear down a landmark | the historic street signs at the intersection of Center and Whaley (after the song was written) the fountain |
| bucked tradition | She did, on many occasions... including an attempt to trash the Stinger |
| used my husband | She did to further her agenda of a "pretty" campus, among other things |
| kill college spirit and rely on flower pots | Self explanatory |
| snubed the students | On many occasions |
| been a demon | She was |