Here are the words to the Jackets who don't do anything:



(part 1)
(part 2)
(part 3)
(chorus), all
(Italicised text indicates spoken lines)



To the tune of "The Pirates who Don't Do Anything"

And now its time for silly songs with Tank,
the part of our show where Tank parodies, a silly song.


We are the Jackets who don't do anything,
We sit in the dorm, and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you,
We don't do Anything.

Oh, I've never been to Skillets,
and I've never seen the spillway,
and I've never soaped the fountain,
and I don't play Jacket Golf,
and I've never cruised on Main street,
and I've never shopped at Walmart,
and I've never broke in Sid Rich not at all.

We are the Jackets who don't do anything,
We sit in the dorm, and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you,
We don't do Anything.

Oh, I've never shown my stinger,
I don't sing the alma matter,
and I've never seen the statue and then wished that it would fall,
and I've never owned a beanie,
and I've never skipped a chapel,
and I've never broke in Sid Rich not at all.

We are the Jackets who don't do anything,
We sit in the dorm, and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you,
We don't do Anything.

Oh I've never cut the budget
and I've never screwed the students,
and I've never placed an Idol on what was a parking lot,
and I've never been real boring,
and I wont tear down a landmark,
and I've never broke in Sid Rich not at all.

What is wrong with you?
Yeah, we're supposed to sing about studenty things, not something a University President would do.
You look like a university president yourself
Do not
Do too
Do not
Stop that
Says who?
The president
You're making me feel veery idolatrous

Oh, I've never bucked tradition,
and I've never used my husband,
and I won't kill college spirit and rely on flower pots,
and I've never snubed the students,
and I've never been a demon,

"That sounds like a university president's wife!"

AND WE'VE NEVER BROKE IN SID RICH NOT AT ALL!


Lyrics, plain text

an explanation of some of the song

original lyrics



Go to the J.W.D.D.A. page
other silly songs