the Cool Hat Club
A fellowship of people who own and wear cool hats.
Official Greeting:
"My cool hatted brother/sister!"
Members:
Stephen McKenzie, founder.
David Tankersley, founder.
Dr. Wallace Roark, charter member.
Dr. Robert "Bob" Mangrum, charter member.
Greg Irwin.
History:
The cool hat club was founded in the fall of 2000.
Stephen McKenzie
and David Tankersley were forming a friendship that would lead to
their becoming roommates. Among other factors that helped to facilitate
that friendship
was the fact that they both owned and wore fedoras. They took to
greeting each other as "My cool hatted brother." They decided they
needed to form a club, the Cool Hat Club. They immedietly added Dr.
Wallace Roark and Dr. Robert Mangrum, who both own and wear fedoras.
While the good doctors did not
know of their membership at the time, they did not protest at their
inclusion in the club. However, it is unlikely that they remember that
they are members.
Stephen and David then became roommates, and the
greeting became tedious. While it has fallen into disuse, it is still
the official greeting. Alathia Paris was a member at one time, but was
expelled for the owning of an atrocious straw hat that had been spray
painted gold. In and of itself, this was not a problem, but she
admitted to wearing the thing on more than one occasion.
Rules for Admission:
1. A prospect must own at least one cool hat and wear
it regularly, weather permitting.
2. A cool hat is not a baseball cap, a cheap cowboy hat,
or a visor.
3. Uncool hats are not limited to those mentioned in rule
number two.
4. Upon evidence of regular wearing of a cool hat, the founders
will decide whether or not to include an applicant to the cool hat club.
The decision must be unanimous.
5. Upon evidence of possession of an atrocious hat worn regularly,
membership may be revoked by the founders.
To apply for membership, send an email to both
Stephen
and
Tank.
Go to the unfrat page