Association of People Who Name Their Cars

Car Make Model Year Human
Atlas Onessimus Dodge Dakota 1991 Stephen McKenzie
Amadeus ** Subaru (hatchback) Wes Pogue
Asphalt Battleship ** Mercury Grand Marquis 1989 Shawn Gafford
Baby Bertha Buick Regal 1984 Jon Fox
the Baron * Chrysler LeBaron 1982 ? David Roberts
the Blueberry * Honda Prelude 1982 Summer Irwin
Boaz Buick Century 1999 Joni Irwin
the Chihuahua Lori Honea
Elisha ** Plymouth Acclaim 1991 Greg Irwin
the Green Machine Buick Regal 1996 David Roberts
Julia ** Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme 1991 Joni Irwin
Max Mitsubishi Mighty Max Jimmy Green
Mitsi Mitsubishi Galant Carrie Carrden
the Nameless One (see Atlas Onessimus) David Carrington
Nellie Belle I ** Kia Sephia 1994 David "Tank" Tankersley
Nellie Belle II Kia Sephia 2000 David "Tank" Tankersley
Oliver Mazda 626 Mark Berry
the Purple Pig Ford F-150 Matt Carey
Sandy Saturn Christen Hubbard
Zane Ford F150 Mark Berry

* indicates cars known to be deceased.
** indicates cars who met a violent end.

In Memoriam:
car born-diedcause of death
Amadeus 198?-199? Struck by a kid who ran a stop sign
Asphalt Battleship 1989-199? hit by a drunk driver.
Elisha 1991-2003   Slain by a hit and run Jeep Cherokee while innocently parked
on the street at home, murderer never caught
Julia 1991-2001 Uninsured driver who pulled out of driveway without looking
Nellie Belle I 1994-2002 Fifteen year old girl driving a pickup truck
(no license or insurance of course) pulled out in front of on 279.


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