the New HPU Fight Song:
by: Greg Irwin

Warning: this song is tongue-in-cheek. It should not be read by the humor-challenged.

Howard Payne's got some Jackets
That never met defeat
'Simmons got some Cowboys
That just know how to cheat
And when they get together
The Cowboys buy the ref
They only hire guys
Who are blind and deaf.

We'll buy 'em glasses, glasses
Get 'em gift certificates for TSO
Glasses, glasses
Get 'em hearing aides
And then away we go.


the real lyrics to the HPU Fight Song



the PPP/SSS