The Zonk difference:

Frats:		Zonk:
haze pledges		pledges???     (besides, hazing is illegal)
have long, boring meetings		meetings?
clone members from a single cell stock		we're unique and diverse
discriminate unfairly and illegally		equal opportunity
have secret meetings		hold "meetings" in public places
have dictatorial power structures		pure democracy
secrets abound		no secrets
full of snobs		snobbery is a capital offense
look down on outsiders		open and loving
restricted to students		open to alumni, faculty, donut shop owners, and many other groups
"bros before hos"		"my girl is a lot cuter than my brothers!"

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The fraternity that I was in at HPU had a saying: "Bros before hos." This saying was typically uttered when a member was late to a meeting because of his girlfriend.

I always hated that saying and thought it rather hypocritical of the members, who claimed to be upstanding citizens.

Fortunately, that comment was never directed at me or there might have been violence. The implication that my girl was a whore woild have made me (at least try to) bash someone's face. Of course, I would have been killed, but that's beside the point.

The hypocrisy of this statement and its underlying attitude in part led to the formulation of the doctrine of the inherent corruption of frats.