First of all, let me say this page is sometimes called the Zonk Un-Page, Greg's Zonk Page, Greg's Zonk Un-Page, and other stuff.

As this page has matured, I have added lots of content. Some content is of the factual, historical type. Some of it is my interpretation of Zonk.

Where do I get the authority to do this? As for the historical stuff, I can tell you about the founding and the intention of the founders (of Zonk G2) because I was there. I was one of the (re)founders of Zonk. As for the opinion, interpretation stuff. I believe that right belongs to all members of Zonk. It has been well-established that Zonk has more than one highest honor. There is obviously room for differnces of opinion. As I stated on the factsheet, blind obedience to the collective is not required. Frat Boys are the Borg, we are not.

If you have an interpretation of Zonk that differs from mine, then please tell me. Make your own Zonk un-website if you so care. I might even link to it. Submit an article or other content to me. I might just post it.

There is no one official Zonk web page. There never has been. There never will be. At least not as long as Zonk is in its current incarnation.

As for why I made this page: I wanted to do several things. One purpose was to record the spirit of Zonk for all to see. Another was to allow future generations of Zonkians to know what the early years were like; to record it for posterity. (Here is where I get bored and do it the easy way.) Other reasons: to help me remember stuff that I would otherwise forget, to get our story straight, to allow other members to share, as a (possible) recruitment tool (it might happen, yeah, right!), as propaganda for Zonk, because I thought it would be fun, I just wanted to, because I said so, to record my opinions, because I like writing HTML (I really do), because I love HPU!, to honor and preserve the sacred shirt, other reasons that I forgot...             Oh, yeah, to have a Zonk web page.

Incidentally, the Zonk webpage predates the rest of the other unfrat material. It was also on another web account.


Zonk forever!



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(This Zonk page is not official. Thie views expressed on this web page are not necessarily those of Zonk. Just because I say this is how Zonk is, doesn't mean that it is that way. My memories of Zonk's history may be faulty, or maybe you aren't remembering this stuff right... I don't know.)