| fun loving | a fraternity | |
| open | a sorority | |
| independent | a clique | |
| blatantly honest | snobbish | |
| a nonfraternity | racist | |
| an unfraternity | a religion | |
| an antifraternity | a church | |
| friendly | a cult | |
| committed to opposing fraternities and sororities | a political party | |
| mostly harmless | a lobbying group | |
| nice to the elderly | a political action comittee | |
| family-friendly | a separatist group | |
| noncomformist, in the truest and best sense of the word | a terrorist group | |
| full of individuals | full of inDUHviduals | |
| "Mom, Apple Pie, and the Flag" | anti-American | |
| fully compatible with the Scriptures | unbiblical | |
| restricted to students | ||