the Zonk Athletic Team and Cheerleaders:

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Ahmed Ahmed (donut) (for, yea, and verliy, Ahmed doth make the fairest donuts in the land.)
Zeb Alexander 279
Dr. Art Allen 1313 (the unluckiest number in the universe)
Tucker Bird 1 / (infinity)
Matt Carey 0
David Carrington ?
Eric Daub
Jonathan Fox 42 (the meaning of life, the universe, and everything)
Shawn Gafford (infinity)
Dr. Gary Gramling
Tim Gusukuma e i q (the standard complex equasion, e to the i theta)
Greg Irwin (sq. root) -1  (the imaginary number known as i, the square root of -1 )
Chris Lemmon 51
Stephen McKenzie 144(one gross, and the first 3 digit number in a 12-base counting system.)
Alathia Paris 2179
Stephen Rabon #@%
David Tankersley n / 0 (it is impossible to divide by zero)
Perry Timme <>< (It's supposed to be a fish)
Frank Wacholtz   p pi, aka 3.14159265359
Nathan Webb    -

The following numbers have not heen taken yet, but probably should be:
¼ ½ ¾ ! & + = ÷ × ± < > ~ $ ¢ £ ¥ © ® ¿ Ø
a comma might be good too.


Cheerleaders:

Gayle Allen
Becca "Red" Ashley
Carrie Carden
Julie Fox
Joni Irwin
Summer Irwin
Sarah Leslie
Jerome Nowowiejski
Melody Nowowiejski
Brittney Skye "Bubbles" Reid
Jessica Seils
Stacy Shane
Linda Tankersley
Phyllis Timme
Ashlyn Wacholtz
Becca Wacholtz



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