The giving of titles in Zonk has never really been an official practice.

In the original "constitution," the members had titles that resembled call signs or code names. These titles were abandoned when the rule book was abandoned.

Since then, some Zonkians have taken it upon themselves to grant themselves or others titles. Typically, these titles are grandiose sounding.


a partial listing of titles:

Jonathan Fox
Most Cunning Fox of the Zonkian Regiments

Shawn Gafford
General of the Zonkian Legions

Tim Gusukuma
Music Critic of the Zonkian Legions

Greg Irwin
Supreme Tiger of the Zonkian Legions

Alathia Paris
Keeper of the Chronicles of Zonk

David Tankersley
Commander, 1st Armored Division of the Zonkian Legions




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