CRITTERS

With a plot about intergalacitic gophers on the rampage, who could possibly complain?

Basicly, the plot is extremely simply so here it goes:

Alien gophers with sharp teeth break loose in outer space and a team of these shape shifting aliens is sent to earth to stop them.

And then they made 3 sequels, making there be 4 critters films in all. Yippee!

God, the first Critters film was fun! Although kind of dumb, I can see why Siskel & Ebert gave it two thumbs up!

Ok, this movie was so much fun!

By the time the credits roll, your no longer concerned that the acting is horrid, the script sucks, and every aspect of film making is lost, because your having too much fun to notice!

So, I give the first film in the series 4 out of 4 stars.

I was unable to get a picture of Critters 2, but I'll just skip the review and give it the rating. I give Critters 2 three out of four stars.

Yes, the man eating alien gophers are back for more meals in Critters 3!

Ok, so what can I say. They made another horrible film about these fuzz balls eating people without a script and some low budget. Ooops!

I give Critters 3 one out of four stars.

Well, now we've gone and made Critters into an Alien rip off! Great! Pass me the razor blade, I need to kill myself, this movie is driving me insane!

Well, even the tag line rips off Alien: "In space, noone can hear you scream" and in Critters it's "In space, they love to hear you scream!

Some one rescue me from me from all this stupidity!

Well, you might have noted a trend: the series only gets worse, as all movie series through history do.

So, I give Critters 4 zero stars out of four stars. This last one, is sadly, nothing more than a movie a two year old could have made. I'm sorry for those who actually spent years of their lives making this film and other films like it.