The tall, red, and handsome young Ron

The tall, red, and handsome young Ron
Seems to think he's Hermione's pawn
But I know in my heart
That when they break apart
He and I will be getting it on!!

Draco Malfoy stays hot in cold weather,
And I think we would look good together
But knowing my taste,
We'd not long be chaste-
Especially if he's in leather!

Once lived a boy they called Harry
Whose adventures were really quite scary!
But the girls thought him hot,
And they got in a spot
When they fought over whom he would marry.

In Griffindor lives young Hermione
They say she has hair like Jenn Bione*

But it makes her upset,
Like a young suffragette,
And she says, in defense, that it's lion-y.

*sorry Jennifer… and I’m pronouncing your last name BI-oh-nee. ^_^;