A Test Taker's Prayer
by
Sherry 'Uni' Jones

Here I sit, pen in hand,
Trying to think as fast as I can.
God, if you help me pass this test,
I'll study next time. I do not jest!!

I had so many things in mind
I just couldn't seem to find the time
To study last night, now I wish I had.
Now I know, that was bad.

The test is forty-six questions long.
And without your help, Lord, I'll
Get them all wrong.
God, the test is really hard...I could
Sure use you.
The first part is only 'false or true'.

Well, I've finished my test
And turned it in.
The teacher's about to grade,
She's about to begin.

My paper is graded, I got a
Seventy-three.
We did it, Lord, just you and me.
There's never beena better friend.
I've learned my lesson,
This wont EVER happen again.

What...?
A History Test??!???
Uhmm.......God......?

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