Buttons We Would Love to Wear
Well, this day was total of makeup.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen!
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
You! Off my planet!**
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.
Bottomless pit of needs and wants.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Error have been made. Other will be blamed.
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil....
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.**
A PBS mind in an MTV world. ****
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Better living through denial.
Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Adults are just kids who owe money.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #?
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Chaos, panic and disorder-my work here is done.
Earth is full. Go home.
I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just terrible, terribly alert.
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
**extremely funny
***rolling on the floor funny
****funny because it's true!
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