Definitions of a Kiss
And I want to be an engineer.
Definitions of a Kiss
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different
ways:
Professor of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Professor of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Professor of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Professor of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Professor of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Professor of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Professor of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the
state of contraction.
Professor of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Professor of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Professor of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Professor of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of
36-24-36.
Professor of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and
homage for the old.
Professor of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than
proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Professor of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
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