Quick Jokes
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Cuatro Sinko
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
What do you do when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help...after it bites your leg off.
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
What does it mean when the flag is at half-mast at the Post Office?
They're hiring.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn," and a bad skydiver goes, "Damn," WHACK!
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
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