Manager

Coach

Appearance and Gimmick

He wears basketball gear with large Nike high tops. He comes out in various jerseys, but his favorite is a a #33 Celtics. He wears kneepads and white goggles.

Bio

Mike Jones was all set to become a college center, when he suddenly stopped growing at 6'7" in grade 9. Devastated, he attempted to put some meat on to become a power forward, but his metabolism was world class. He was hailed as the skinniest man in the state of New Hampshire (his home state) 3 times in a row, and a brisk wind could knock him over. Somehow, Coach thought he'd make a great wrestler and brought his gimmick to the ranks of pro wrestling. He hopes to fit in with the other misfits in the UWC, and make an honest living. He stands for liberty, red meat, and the all american way. He's just too damned skinny.

Specialty Moves

Full Court Press

simply lifts them over his head and drops em'

Fade Away

from middle turnbuckle, jumps backwards and drops an elbow

Finisher

No-Look-DDT

he closes his eyes (impressive no?) and ddts the victim. that's about it.