Opening Match: The Boys vs Tobias Odin & Jax
Our Cablevision Champion Lonnie Hinds, retained his title last week in what turned out to be nothing more than a handicap match against Jax. Things are far from over, Jax wants a little revenge with his partner still out of action Jax teams with Tobias Odin who also seems to have a problem with Lonnie. No gold is on the line in this match but scores will be settled.

Segment 1: Glori Allysin Rose vs Joanna -Spring Break Bikini Contest-
A first ever event here. We here at the UWF believe in kicking Spring Break off the right way. What better way then a Bikini Contest with the top Divas in the WWA? The Bikini Contest will be judged by B-Mac himself. You don't want to miss this one!

Match 2: Mike "Switch" McCormick vs Jacobias Discordia
This is the last stop in the road before the Pay-Per-View. Mike McCormick has put himself in a match with Aerius Hyrule for the Universal Championship, and it's been announced that Jacobias Discordia will face Nick Bower for the Impact Championship. If anyone knows Nick Bower it's Mike McCormick. This match will prove to be an important one, in our last stop before the PPV.

Segment 2: Unveiling the Pay-Per-View
The moment we've all been waiting for. The name of the PPV is released along with the card and a special commercial to hype the event.

Match 3: Jimmy Conrad vs Alpha Wolf
New comer Jimmy Conrad makes his debut this week in the UWF. Another student of a UWF Great, Christian McLarson. Will Jimmy be able to topple the Wolf in his debut match? Well only time can tell.

Main Event Match!: -Universal Championship- The Ultrastar(c) vs. Dean "The Xtreme"
Dean won the Over-The-Top Rope challenge last week and won the right to face the Universal Champion this week on Elevation. The Universal Champion is still The Ultrastar who was in a grueling match with Tobias Odin last week. There is no doubt that The Ultrastar's leg injury has worsened. This week there is no way out, he has to defend the championship or forfeit and Dean becomes new champion. Is the pain too great? Or will Hyrule appear again against doctors orders and sacrafice his health to keep the one thing he treasures most.... The Universal Championship.

UWF Elevation:3.22.05

Aaron: Welcome everyone to UWF ELEVATION! We're a week away from the Pay Per View, where Mike McCormick challenges Aerius Hyrule for the Universal Championship.

B-Mac: Tonight we have the unveiling of the pay-per view!

Aaron: I can't wait for that!

B-Mac: I can't wait for the Spring Break Bikini Contest!

Aaron: That's right you are judging that tonight aren't you.

B-Mac: You dang skippy hippy! Tonight Glori Allysin Rose and Joanna square off in the UWF's first ever Bikini Contest.

Aaron: What about The Boys taking on Tobias Odin and James Alec Xander here tonight?

B-Mac: Well it's a match I'm sure as hell looking forward to.

Aaron: Last week Lonnie Hinds and The Tower basically turned their three way match into a handicap match against Jax and Future was able to have his arm raised with a Futureshock, tonight Jax is looking to even up the score a little bit.

B-Mac: And Aaron I want to know who the hell Tobias Odin thinks he is walking in here attacking Aerius Hyrule and then threatening Lonnie "By God" Hinds!

Aaron: Now B-Mac we don't know for sure that Odin attacked Hyrule.

B-Mac: Hyrule believes he did and in my book that's good enough for me!

Aaron: At any rate tonight, two men are looking to beat the shit out of one Lonnie Hinds.

B-Mac: Well who isn't? But that isn't what is going to happen tonight Aaron!

[Things go backstage...the "BOYS" room is shown, the door opens and Stephen Kasper walks out. He takes a deep breath, and exhales. He gets a look on his face as though he's up to something, but then it all changes. A woman comes walking down the hall in front of him, she walks right by him and keeps going. It's Glori Allysin Rose. She walks right by The Tap Master himself without even showing him any attention. The Tower is taken back, he quickly attempts to change all of that.]

Tower: Hey Babe!

[Glori stops]

Tower: What would you do if I tapped it?

[Glori turns around, and smiles, she slowly walks up to The Tower]

Tower: Hot dang woman you are fine...

[Glori smiles again, hauls back and slaps the piss out of The Tower]

Glori: Tap that...

[The Tower stumbles backwards, his back hits the wall, he holds his jaw in shock and pain as Glori spins around and heads the other way. A flush of a toilet can be heard, and soon there after the door opens and the Cablevision champion appears with the belt draped over his shoulder. He takes one look at the Tower.]

Hinds: Toothache?

[The Tower stops rubbing his jaw and gets a questioned look on his face.]

Tower: I just got slapped by Glori Allysin Rose.

[Hinds bursts into laughter. It's obviously not so funny to The Tower]

Tower: It's not funny.

[Tom Mason comes walking around the corner with micraphone in hand]

Mason: I thought I would find you two here.

Tower: What do you want Mason?

[Lonnie finally stops laughing....]

Mason: I'm here to get your thoughts, before your match tonight with Tobias Odin and James Alec Xander. Namely you Lonnie Hinds. Last week we all saw the threat Odin directed towards you.

[Lonnie grabs Mason by the shirt and pulls him close]

Hinds: Tonight, Tom Mason, The Futureshock Presentation continues it's coast to coast show. There isn't anyone, and I mean anyone that's going to bring the curtains down.

Tower: Especially a couple french popcorn farts like James Alec Xander

Hinds: And Toilet Bowl Odin.

Tower: What he said

Hinds: Listen close to me Tom Mason, and take this message to them both. I am Lonnie "By God" Hinds, no one threatens me and lives to tell about it. Isn't that right Tower?

Tower: That's right!

Hinds: I mean where in the name of Walker Texas Ranger did Odin come from? He walks on to MY SHOW....ELEVATION, and thinks that he is just going to push me around. I don't think so. I am the only man that does the "pushing" around here. Tonight, I'm going to go out and making an example out of Odin. If you are watching this, or if you are listening to me Odin. You do not want to Dance With The Future, cause I will Lower The Boom, and slap the plaque off your teeth so quick and so fast that when you wake up the next day you will know that you had some sense slapped into you courtesy of THE KING OF XTREME!

[Lonnie releases Mason, Mason takes a couple steps backwards.]

Hinds: SOON AND I MEAN DAMN SOON!

Tower: Come on man, lets go.

Hinds: Now if you will excuse me Tom, The Shock Force awaits The Boys!

[Things switch to a monitor where someone is watching the happenings backstage, the camera zooms back to reveal Tobias Odin who has been watching the whole interview.]

[Things go ringside....]

[The ring gets set up for the opening match. Aaron and B-mac get set for The Boys to face Jax and Odin.]

Aaron: Well, B-mac. Are you ready to start this Elevation?

B-mac: Am I ready?! Buddy, not only am I ready for Elevation?I am ready for The Boys baby!

[The lights dim down and Lights flash to the opening beat of ?Headstrong? by Trapt. Odin and Jax come out from the curtain into the darkness of the arena?]

B-mac: Have I ever told you how much I like pie?

Aaron: B, we?re trying to get a match going?I thought you said you were ready?

B-mac: Dammit, I said I was ready for The Boys! Not these guys!

[Jax comes out first, followed by his partner for this match, Tobias Odin. They walk down the ramp and up to the apron. They step up the stairs and into the ring.]

Aaron: And here come Odin and Xander!

B-mac: Xander? OH! Jax?I was like ?Xander????

Aaron:?And you call yourself an announcer?

B-mac: I never said that?I thought I was applying for a Manager job at Hooters, but I guess I was wrong?

Aaron:?Anyway?

[The lights return bright. ?Of Wolf and Man? begins to play.]

B-mac: YES!

Aaron: And here come The Boys!

B-mac: Like I said, I am ready!

Aaron: For The Boys or for this match?

B-mac: ?What?

Aaron: ?

[After a moment of the song playing, The Future walks out along side, his partner, The Tower]

B-mac: Look at that!

Aaron: Yeah, they look pumped at ready?

B-mac: Not just that man?These are The Boys! Stephen Anthony Kasper! The Tap Masta! And Lonnie ?By God? Hinds!

Aaron: You have officially lost it?

[They hi-5 the fans on the way down the ramp. Lonnie jumps up on the apron and steps through the middle rope. Tower pulls himself up to the apron and steps over the top rope.]

Aaron: Well, The Boys are out in the ring and we are ready to get this thing started!

B-mac: I?m ready!

Aaron:?Mac?

B-mac:?What?

Aaron: Nevermind?

[The music dies down and the ref calls for the bell]

Aaron: Here we go!

[Tower and Future talk to each other for a moment before Tower steps back over. Jax and his partner also discuss who will start the match and Jax signals to him that he will as Odin steps out.]

Aaron: The Future and Jax will start this off?

B-mac: I thought of a new nickname for Lonnie, Aaron?

Aaron: What?s that?

B-mac: ?The King of the Silver Can!?

Aaron: Hmm?I wonder if Future would go for it?

[Future and Jax circle around each other for a moment. They start to come in for a grapple. Jax explodes for the tie up but Future ducks and moves out of the way, behind Jax.]

Aaron: Future trying to play some outsmarting tricks on Jax here?

B-mac: He learns that stuff from Tower?Tower is the king of outsmarting?

[Before Jax can turn back around, Future jumps and drop kicks the kidney of Jax. Jax falls to his knees holding the ropes next to him.]

B-mac: Ouch!

Aaron: Hard drop kick by Future!

[Future stands there taunting him for a moment.]

B-mac: That?s right Future! Tell him!

Aaron: He better be careful?

[Jax gets back up angered holding his back. Once again, they go to tie up. This time they both grapple. Jax uses his strength to forcingly push Future back hard. Future lands on his back and rolls back.]

B-mac: Ahh!

Aaron: What POWER!

B-mac: ?What a punk?

[Jax taunts him for a moment as Future gets up also angered. Future looks at Jax for a moment then shakes his head. He tags in Tower.]

Aaron: I guess Future just said no for now?Maybe he doesn?t want any of Jax!

B-mac: Listen, Future doesn?t want any of ANYTHING as ugly as Jax. I don?t think any prostitute would either?

[Jax looks at his new opponent for a minute then they go in to lock up. Out of the grapple, Tower knees Jax in the stomach hard. He picks up Jax and drops him hard with a body drop. Tower looks over at Future in his corner making fun of Futures inability to take Jax with a smirk.]

Aaron: Haha! If I didn?t know any better I?d say Tower was making fun of Future!

B-mac: Well?

Aaron: Because he took Jax down and Future couldn?t?

B-mac: I told you, he didn?t want to mess with Jax?he?s too ugly. He makes the entire ring look like a big pile of?

Aaron: ?Tower whips Jax?

[Tower lifts Jax up. He Irish whips him into the ropes. Jax comes back?HUGE Clothesline by Tower.]

B-mac: DAMN!

Aaron: Tower nearly took Jax?s head off!

B-mac: Nearly?! Jax?s neck looks like it?s about 4 inches longer!

[Jax lies on the ground holding his neck and chest. Tower goes to pick him up. He lifts Jax enough that he is sitting with his legs straight out on the mat. Tower leans over and grabs Jax by the arms into a full nelson. Tower uses sheer strength to lift Jax from the mat and slam him in a full nelson slam.]

Aaron: Now that is power!

B-mac: Only capable by The S.A.K.!

[Tower walks over and tags in Future.]

Aaron: And Tower tags Future back in?

B-mac: Yes!

[Future looks at Tower with a smirk. He quickly charges Jax, out to prove he too, can take him. Future quickly walks over to Jax on the mat. Jax rolls over and with a sudden leap, tags in Odin.]

B-mac: Get him Future!

[Odin steps in the ring. Without any fear of the Cablevision champion, he eyes Future.]

Aaron: Odin tries to stare down the Cablevision champ?

B-mac: Hey, did you know I almost broke the world record for the longest stare down?I didn?t blink for 3 hours and 16 minutes?

Aaron: Bigger things are on hand right now, B?

B-mac: ?Yeah! Like this Odin guy looking at Future like he?s a prom date! Don?t let him catch you with your back turned to him!

[Future and Odin lock up. Odin pulls Futures arm into an arm bar hammer lock. Future reverses, turning it around with Future holding Odin into a hammerlock. ]

Aaron: Ahh! The armbar! That?s gonna hurt the arm of Odin?

[Odin takes his only available arm and reaches behind him for Futures head. He grabs it and drops down hitting a jawbreaker to Future on Odin?s head.]

Aaron: A nice counter there as Odin hits a chin breaker on Future!

B-mac: Just wait?Future has a plan.

[Odin gets up holding his arm. He walks over to Future. Odin starts unloading on Future with hard rights to the temple of Future. Futures head bounces off the mat. The ref counts?1,2,3,4,5?Odin gets up.]

B-mac: Get him off ref!!!

Aaron: Hard right hands to Hinds!

[Odin hooks Futures arm over his and his head in place for a suplex. Odin lifts him high and holds it for a few seconds before dropping Future down on the mat. Odin gets up as Future holds his lower back.]

Aaron: Stalling suplex!

B-mac: ?Like I said, Future has a plan?

[Odin lifts up Future and twists his arm a couple times. He walks over to his corner and tags in Jax. Jax comes in the ring and steps up on the middle turnbuckle. He leaps off giving Future a double axe handle to his twisted shoulder.]

Aaron: Going to work on the shoulder and arm of Lonnie with that double axe handle!

B-mac: Get Odin out of the ring! That?s cheating!

[Future falls to his knees holding his shoulder. Jax begins kicking Futures hurt shoulder, doing everything he can to keep Futures shoulder in pain.]

Aaron: If Future DOES have a plan, using it about now would be a good idea!

B-mac: Be patient Aaron! He knows what he?s doing!

[Jax picks Future up. He irish whips him into the ropes and gives him a hard shoulder to shoulder take down, once again putting more pain into the shoulder of Future]

Aaron: Dang! Future?s arms gotta be killing him!

B-mac: C?mon ref! Can?t you see he?s trying to break his arm!?

Aaron: I think that?s a good strategy?

B-mac: Well, you also think porn with animals is hott, so shut up!

Aaron: I do not!

[Future lays on the mat holding his shoulder in pain. Jax goes to pick up Future. Future uses his other free arm and pokes Jax in the eye.]

Aaron: Now that was a cheap move. Did you see that?

B-mac: See what?...Hey that?s a good question to ask Jax?I bet he can?t se much right now?

[Jax holds his face while Future starts charging towards Tower to tag him in. Jax shakes off the eye gouge and grabs Future just before making the tag. He turns Future around grabbing him by the arm to whip him into the opposite corner. Future reverses and they both charge towards each other with their momentum and double clothesline each other.]

Aaron: Both men are down!

B-mac: Get up Future! Tag in Tower!

[Both men are out on the mat. Future begins rolling for a second. He and Jax roll towards each others side. Future reaches?.Jax reaches?Future leaps and tags in Tower. Jax tags in Odin]

Aaron: Jax tags in Odin! Future tags in Tower!!!

[Odin charges in and runs after Tower. Tower leans down and throws Odin over him in a back body drop. He picks up Jax and gorilla presses him out of the ring. Future gets up slowly to his feet.]

B-mac: Good God!

Aaron: B-mac, did you see that?!

B-mac: Why the Hell do you think I said ?Good God?!?

[Tower starts taunting Jax and Odin. Future gets the crowd hyped up.]

B-mac: Tower is going mad!

Aaron: Listen to this crowd!

[Jax and Odin get up amazed in what just happened. Out of adrenaline, Future runs towards the ropes and baseball slides Odin. Odin falls back into the barrier. Future forgets about Jax and gets up to see Jax right there. Jax kicks Future hard in the stomach. He holds him around the back and lifts him up for a back suplex.]

Aaron: Future goes for a little too much there!

[Jax comes back down landing Future on the barrier on his back. Back in the ring the ref has counted to 5?]

B-mac: Ref did you see that! Futures back could have been shattered!

[Tower begins to get out of the ring but Odin and Jax both grab him by the back of his head and pull his throat down on the top rope. Tower goes flying back holding his throat.]

Aaron: Towers throat was just forced down on the ropes!

B-mac: Dammit ref! This is not legal!

[?.6??Odin and Jax get in the ring to stop the count?..Future gets up slowly and notices something?]

Aaron: Is that what I think it is??

B-mac:?IT IS!!!!

[...It?s a silver can?A female fan in the front row holds a can of that ever so refreshing, tiny, silver can of 100% pure liquid goodness! Future eyes it and grabs it.]

Aaron: Future just took that girls drink!

B-mac: That?s not just a drink!!! That?s a can of Barqs baby!

[He quickly chugs the can down. He throws it down and suddenly gets pumped up.]

B-mac: Future is hulking up!

Aaron: His adrenaline level is shooting through the roof!

[Just before the ref calls 10, Future quickly plants a fat kiss on the fan that had the Barqs and runs back in the ring where Tower is being double teamed by Odin and Jax.]

Aaron: Odin and Jax better watch out!

B-mac: Heck, even Tower might need to be careful!

[Future climbs up to the top rope. Just as Odin and Jax turn around, Future leaps?]

Aaron: What in the name of Jefferson Davis?!

B-mac: Who the hell is Jefferson Davis?

Aaron: Future VERY rarely does moon saults!!!

B-mac: I told you he had a plan!

[He moonsaults them both. Future picks up Odin. He gorilla presses him out of the ring?He picks up Jax and gorilla presses him out of the ring.]

Aaron: Future is literally CLEANING house here!!!

[He looks at Tower slow to his feet.]

Aaron: Uh oh! I don?t like the way he?s looking at Tower! Although, he IS the #1 contender for the Cablevision title!

[He goes over to Tower. He picks up the 385 pounder!]

B-mac: Oh my God! Future what are you doing?!

***BAM!!!***

Aaron: How the hell did he lift Tower up!?

B-mac: 5 words Aaron, ?Silver Can of Liquid Goodness!!!?

[Somehow, Future picked up Tower. Not only picked him up, but gorilla pressed him, tossing him on top of Jax and Odin.]

Aaron: Future has gone mad!

B-mac: The plan is working out perfectly!

[Future gets out of the ring. Odin gets up, PUNCH! He goes back down. Jax gets up?PUNCH! He goes back down?Tower gets up?]

?..WHOOPS!

Aaron: Future just punched Tower!

B-mac: That was honestly kind of funny?hehe?Towers a tough guy though?

[Future accidentally punches Tower. Tower staggers back and looks at Future?]

Aaron: What?s Tower going to do?!

B-mac: Tower understands?It?s alright?

[Future starts to laugh and apologizes. Suddenly, to the surprise of Future, Odin low blows Future. The ref couldn?t see because of Tower being in his way?]

B-mac: What a CHEAP shot by Odin! That makes me sick!

Aaron: That?s grounds for disqualification!

[Tower grabs Odin and tosses him back in the ring. Jax is still on the ground. Future holds himself in pain from the low blow.]

Aaron: Future is in some serious pain!

B-mac: You would be too if you got hit in the nuts?that is also if you had nuts?

Aaron: B?one day?one day?

[Tower and Odin being the legal men start the match back up. Tower holds Odin?s head between his legs. He grabs Odin?s arms and hooks them. He lifts Odin by his arms and flips him over high and slams him down on his back.]

Aaron: Double underhook slam!

B-mac: I think the Boys have got this one!

[Odin lies flat out for a moment. Tower looks around. He walks over to the corner. He climbs up to the top rope?]

B-mac: Tower only goes up top for one reason!!!

Aaron: He?s gonna tap it!

[Tower looks down at Odin. He signals for that signature move of his that could take away the opportunity to ever have children?]

***TAPPY!!!***

[NO! Jax comes over and knocks Tower off the turnbuckle. Tower falls doing a flip landing on the mat.]

B-mac: Dammit Jax!

Aaron: Jax wouldn?t allow Tower to give it a little Tappy!

[Lonnie sees what has happened after recovering from a nasty DDT on the hard mat. Future gets in the ring and just as he stands up Jax smacks Future right across the face. Jax turns around taunting Future with the ref in his face warning him about the smack. With the ref right in Jax?s face he doesn?t see Future come running up behind him and?]

***JOCK SHOCKER!!!***

Aaron: The Jock Shocker!!

B-mac: Future is showing Jax a REAL blow to the nuts!

[Jax leans over holding himself in Pain. As he turns around?]

***2X?S THE SHOCK!***

[Future grabs Jax and hits the finishing Futureshock on Jax. Future rolls Jax out of the ring. Future steps out on the ring apron as Tower is slowly getting up. Tower tags in Future.]

Aaron: Future is pulling out ALL the stunts for tonight!!!

B-mac: The Boys have got this one in the bag!

Aaron: Not yet! Future has to take out Odin, not Jax!

[Tower rolls out of the ring with Jax. Future picks up Odin and puts a SILENCE to him!]

**SILENCED WITH A SILENCER!**

[Future nails the Silencer on Odin. He rolls Odin over and puts a hold on him that only Lonnie Hinds can perform?The Hinds Invasion Press!]

B-mac: Oh my God! Future hits nearly ALL his moves in the same match! That Barqs done some good!!!

Aaron: How exciting! Future could end it right here!!!

[Hinds applies pressure to Odins back. The ref checks to see if Odin gives up?Odin screams in Pain but doesn?t tap out yet?]

B-mac: It?s over!!!!

Aaron: Hinds has got it locked in!

[Out side the ring, Jax eyes the girl that gave Future the Silver can. He finds her and Tower comes running over to stop him. Jax grabs the girl by the hair.]

B-mac: What in the name of Jefferson Davis?!

Aaron:?Hey??

B-mac: Jax has got that girl that gave Future the Barqs by the hair!

[Future becomes infuriated as she must be an angel to have had that Barqs for Future. Future can?t allow it?]

Aaron: Someone stop that man!

B-mac: He?s crazy!

[Tower comes running over but Jax bends over and grabs the empty silver can that Future used. He tears it apart unnoticed by the ref. He takes a giant punch at the head of Tower. Tower goes down cut at the forehead from the can.]

B-mac: Tower!!!

Aaron: Tower is cut open bad!

[Future breaks the hold and starts towards Jax seeking revenge for Tower, the girl, and foremost, the can?]

B-mac: Future!! Be careful!

Aaron:?.WAIT!!!

[The ref holds him back at the ropes. Future demands Jax to let her go?]

B-mac: Let her go you ?Flyin Pumpkin Turd!?

Aaron: Stealin? Towers lines again??

B-mac: Tower is bleeding bad! That girl is being held hostage! Future had to break the hold! It can?t get any worse!

[Out of no where, Odin comes up from behind and grabs Future by the tights illegally. He rolls him up?]

Aaron: We got a pin!!!

B-mac: He?s got Future by the tights!

[The ref counts?

????..1

???????2

???????????.3!!!

B-mac: No!!! He kicked out!!!

Aaron: Not in time he didn?t!!!

B-mac: AHH!!! This makes me so mad!!!

[Odin and Jax have pulled off the victory! Odin lets go of the pin and immediately rolls out of the ring with little strength left in him. He and Jax quickly start down the ramp laughing and taunting at Future.]

B-mac: Damn you! Damn you Jax!!!

Aaron: They won! Odin caught Future off guard and rolled up Future and won!

B-mac: But he held him by the tights! That?s not legal!

Aaron: That may be true, but the ref didn?t see it!

B-mac: That damn ref didn?t see anything tonight!

[Future, angered heavily stomps the mat and shakes the ropes. He gets out of the ring to check on Tower. Tower is still bleeding badly from the Silver can. He helps Tower up, holding his forehead. He thanks the girl for her help and apologizes for Jax with a hug.]

Aaron: That poor girl must be in awful shape!

B-mac: Well, when Tower is back to himself I?m sure he can tap it one good time and she?ll be fine?

[Tower leans on Future as they walk to the back?]

B-mac: Blast! The Boys were screwed!

Aaron: They may have been, but it?s already being written down in the books that the Boys lost?

[We return from commercials and things start with B-Mac and Aaron] B-Mac: Aaron, are you ready? It's time for the SPRING BREAK BIKINI CONTEST!

Aaron: I can tell that you can hardly wait

B-Mac: I've been waiting all week for this!

Aaron: I thought you didn't like Glori or Joanna...

B-Mac: Aaron there is a fine line between my beliefs on women wrestlers, and hot looking women in skimpy bathing suits.

Aaron: I see

B-Mac: Oh believe me Aaron you are about to see a lot more. The front office smiles upon me tonight!

[B-Mac gets up from his chair grabs a micraphone and heads down to the ring.]

Aaron: Well while B-Mac heads down to the ring, let me remind you all that in the past weeks B-Mac has pointed some very derogatory remarks towards Joanna, and Glori Allysin Rose. Tonight when Kasper tried tapping Glori, he got slapped, one can only imagine what she is going to do to B-Mac tonight.

[B-Mac steps into the ring and climbs finally, and waves to the fans]

Aaron: The people from the front office originally came to me with the idea of judging this but I suggested B-Mac. I guess it's my gift to him

[Back to B-Mac]

B-Mac: Are you all ready for the first ever SPRING BREAK BIKINI CONTEST right here tonight on ELEVATION!?

[The fans cheer loudly.]

B-Mac: I know I am so lets bring out the contestants! First off Ms. Joanna Prescott!

[Independent Women hits and Joanna comes prancing out sporting a green bikini with little palm trees all over.]

B-Mac: PRAISE BOOYA!

Aaron: Praise Booya Indeed!

[Joanna slaps hands with fans and slides into the ring.]

B-Mac: Aaron it's good to be me!

[Joanna skips around the ring waving at the fans...]

B-Mac: Alright, now lets bring out Glori Allysin Rose!

[The crowd comes alive, cheering for Glori! The sound of Marilyn Manson's Beautiful People fills the arena, and Glori emerges atop the entrance way.]

Aaron: Wow...

[Glori walks out, and the crowd is loving it. She has on a black bikini that she fills nicely. B-Mac is beside himself in the ring. She doesn't look happy though.]

Aaron: When I found out today that Glori wasn't too happy being forced to compete in this Bikini Contest, I knew I had made the right decision. Good Luck B-MAN!

[Glori slaps hands with some fans, she finally reaches the ring steps. She walks up the steps in a real taunting way. Flashes a look towards the fans and then steps into the ring, where B-Mac and Joanna are waiting.]

B-Mac: Two very hot young ladies, two tight skimpy bikini's, only one man is qualified enough to handle this and that is me. Now lets start this with ....

[B-Mac is cut off, Glori kicks him in the stomach]

B-Mac: UHHHH

[B-Mac doubles over and both girls tear into him!]

Aaron: THIS IS ELEVATION AND THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

[Glori holds B-Macs arms behind his back, and Joanna hauls off and slaps B-Mac right in the kisser. She repeats this over and over again.]

Aaron: Do it again for all of us!

[Joanna steps back and buries one in the uprights!]

Aaron: You are witnessing B-Mac, the man who set along side of me and ran his mouth at women wrestlers getting his ass handed to him by two of our very own wrestlers. Joanna, and Glori Allysin Rose!

[Glori straddles B-Mac and begins to unload a fury of rights and lefts]

Aaron: This is an UWF MOMENT right here! There are claws and hair flying, and underneath it all is B-Mac who is getting the hell beat out of him!

[Suddenly EI by Nelly ques up, both women stop, as The Tower Stephen Kasper emerges from the back. B-Mac doesn't waist a moment getting the hell out of the ring!]

Aaron: What the hell!?

[The Tower walks down to the ring, he climbs up onto the apron and looks at both women, both women look at him. The Tower steps between the ropes and picks up B-Macs micraphone.]

Tower: I think what the people wanted to see here tonight is a SPRING BREAK BIKINI CONTEST! and that's what the people here are going to get!

[The crowd erupts!]

Tower: Joanna, lets see what you got Babe...

[Joanna steps up turns around for the fans, she then turns her attention to The Tower, she bends over and touches her toes and shakes her ass for him.]

Tower: EEEEIHHHH!

[Joanna stands up and walks around the ring waving to the fans. None of the men in the arena have shut their mouth.]

Tower: Okay, Glori, it's your turn

[The fans cheer loud for their favorite woman athelete.]

[The Tower points to the fans]

Tower: Do it for them.

[Glori walks out a couple of steps and spins around, she bends backwards into a backbend, and then comes back up to her feet!]

Tower: OH MY LORD!

[The cheers are deafening.]

Tower: Well I think we found our winner, Joanna I'm sorry but the people have spoken.

[The Tower grabs Glori's wrist and raises it into the air.]

Tower: Your winner! GLORI ALLYSIN ROSE!

[Glori takes her bows, while the fans clap, and Tower makes his move, he gives it a little tappy, and smakcs Glori's ass.]

Aaron: I've lost my breath here fans! This has been the greatest night in UWF Broadcasting history. Lonnie "By God" Hinds drinks a Barqs and destroys everything in sight. B-Mac gets his ass kicked by two women, and Tower slaps Glori's ass!

[Tower stands there with his usual "I just outsmarted you" look. Glori spins around and sees the look and slaps Tower again! Glori shouts some unkind remarks back towards the Tower, and steps out of the ring. Beautiful People ques back up and Glori exits to the cheers of all of her fans. Tower stands in the ring and we all know that this issue between them is not over.]

Aaron: That's the second time the Tap Master has been turned down!

[B-Mac returns to the commentating booth just in time]

B-Mac: THIS IS NOT OVER!

[Joanna, puts her arms around Tower as we go to commercial!]

[We come back from commercial to a pathetic looking B-Mac, and an estatic Aaron Friezler.]

Aaron: Welcome back fans, and welcome back B-Mac.

B-Mac: Up yours Aaron!

[The lights behind Aaron and B-Mac begin to flicker]

Aaron: What's happening?

[The lights go dim as a scratchy recording of a guitar lick begins to play.]

B-Mac: Eh I know that music anywhere. The worlds most annoying superstar. You just can't get rid of him.

Aaron: Hold on to your seat here comes Mike McCormick this place is going to explode!

B-Mac: Yeah with a course of Boo's [Eventually, there's a pause in the music...] .









. BOOOMMMMMM!!!! . .









. . FLASHHH!!! . .









. . FLASSHHHH . .









. . KEEEERRRRAASSHHHHHHH .









. [The piercing scream of Francis Mark, along with a frenzy of drums, guitar and bass explodes over the PA System, as pyros, smoke, and other random explosives go off in line with "I'm the best at ruining myself" by From Autumn to Ashes.]

"I've boarded up the windows, to keep the morning from intrusion I've left it on the doorknob, could you please just not disturb"

[A figure appears at the top of the stage. He's wearing a pair of khaki cargo pants, and appears to be shirtless.The crowd know who this is, and they explode into a course of cheers as he approaches.]

"On days like this we find it so hard, to push ourselves up and out of bed When nothing falls in favor of....I have so many things I would like to explain to you. But I don't know just how to communicate....."

[McCormicks symbol flashes on the tron, and a pair of spotlights flash straight on the Silver Tongued Legacy, as he makes his way towards the ring.]

"I can't take this body shaking, dress and we'll begin! Nights can be so violent, when beds become vacant!"

[Flash a shot of McCormick drilling Marc McCarthy with "Lethal Incision" off the top of a ladder.]

"So now I've blown it once again, this would have been the last offense, and you should have been here months ago, with open arms and honest face!"

[Flash a shot of McCormick hitting the "Cutting Edge" on Lonnie Hinds]

"Address full doubt you've ever felt frustration, well I'm choking on it now... and it's the hardest thing for me to shake"

[Blade Beam to Jonathan Cross...]

"I can't take these bodies shaking, dress and we'll begin, night's can be so violent when beds become vacant!"

[McCormick staring down Cross on TNT]

"Is it because of this vacancy that you swear never to believe?"

[The song kicks into high gear as McCormick slides into the ring, throwing his head back and screaming to the crowd, pumping them up as much as possible.]

"Honestly honest me, with a look that's so deceiving, I'll bite, chew, swallow, and digest, the hands that feed me. With a bayonet for a tongue, swallow swords inadvertently, and to the organ flame I'll maintain a close adjacency!!!"

[Flash a shot of McCormick flying off the ropes...head over heels!]

"I have so many themes; I would love to explain to you Farewell to all the days you were, within my reach, and as of right now everything is making perfect sense."

[McCormick comes to a stop in the ring, listening to the chant of his name.]

["LEAD ME - The leftist cry as the right subsides. HEAR ME - The media mouth is open wide. SAVE ME - Success is our hunger we need to feed. FREE ME - We'll not lose to their anarchy!" Fog rolls in, thick and dark green, obscuring the top of the ramp. A montage of video clips begins to play, highlighting a young man laying down a winning hand at a card table, alternating with clips of him flying through the air, using the ring ropes as a means of propulsion. "We are your leaders - we are rebellion! Aural supremacist. We are rebellion! We are future!" It's at this point that a person can be seen emerging through the fog to stand at the top of the ramp. The fog dies down to reveal a young man with brown hair hanging halfway between his shoulders and his elbows with his arms crossed over his chest. Jacobias Discordia, the King of Chaos, can be seen shaking his head at something even as he lets his hands drop to his sides. The silver embroidery on his black tights glitters under the lights as he heads down the ramp. A smirk curves his mouth halfway as he saunters to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. Arms spread wide, he swings around in a circle, the music dies down. The ref backs each man into a corner and checks them for weapons. He finds none so he signals for the bell to be rung]

Aaron: This is the last stop before the pay per view where The King of Chaos will take on The Impact. If anyone knows Nick Bower it's Mike McCormick, this will be an important match for Jacobias.

B-Mac: Uhhh, I feel sick

Aaron: I would too you got your ass handed to you by two women.

B-Mac: Shut up, just shut up!

[Aaron laughs]

[Mike and Jacobias tie up, Jacobias quickly snatches a headlock on McCormick. Jacobias quickly spins and switches around behind McCormick, holding his arm behind him in a hammerlock. Jacobias shoves McCormick.]

Aaron: Perhaps we're going to see a little game of one ups manship!

[Mike and Jacobias tie up again, Jacobias takes Mike's arm and twists it up with a standing arm wrench. Mike rolls through, knips up and grabs a handful of hair and slams Jacobias down to the mat. Jacobias gets up slowly after having his head bounced off the mat. Mike turns to the crowd and throws his arms up in the air. The fans cheer for the Xtremist.]

B-Mac: Someday Mike is going to pay for being a cocky little prick.

[Jacobias and Mike tie back up again. Jacobias once again twists Mikes arm up with a standing arm wrench, before Mike can do anything though Jacobias drops and spinning back trips Discordia. Mike hits hard and his head bounces off the mat. Jacobias knips up to his feet. Mike wastes no time in moving around back to his feet.]

Aaron: Jacobias just bounced Mike's head off of the mat

[Jacobias turns to the crowd and puts his arms in the air, and they cheer for the talent, and they like this guy more and more each week]

B-Mac: I think I got kicked in the balls

Aaron: That will make you think twice about badmouthing Glori and Joanna.

B-Mac: Yeah I would like to take a moment to say that HELL IS COMING Glori and Joanna, and I'm tagging along!

[Mike starts to shake his head up and down and the two men tie up again. Mike suddenly pulls up and catches Discordia right in the chops with a huge dropkick]

Aaron: Jacobias is floored

B-Mac: Well it's comforting to know that I'm not the only one around here that knows what a boot in the mouth feels like.

[Mike pulls Discordia up with a handful of his hair and puts him in the corner, Mike connects with a series of HARD and I mean HARD Indian Knife Edge chops. Discordia throws Mike in the corner and fires back with some Indian Knife Edge chops of his own. Discordia leaps up and monkey flips Mike through the air. Mike lands on his feet]

Aaron: WHOA! Did you see that?

B-Mac: I'm not impressed, I've only seen him do this a million times.

Aaron: Is there any chance of Mike winning you over?

B-Mac: No, I'll never like him, no matter what he does, and no matter who he does it to. Infact I probably hate him more than anyone else on this earth with Glori and Joanna coming in second and third.

Aaron: That bad huh?

[Jacobias gets to his feet and turns around, Mike bounces off the second rope and leaps onto Jacobias shoulders he locks his legs around Jacobias neck and flips him over with a frankenstiener.]

Aaron: What about that!?

B-Mac: I could have done it better?

Aaron: Just like you could have beat up two women huh?

B-Mac: It was a cheap shot Aaron! A CHEAP SHOT!

[Mike steps between the ropes and heads up top.]

Aaron: Uh on, Mike is on the top ropes.

B-Mac: You know it would be great if he fell broke his back and was out of action for about a year.

Aaron: Don't say something like that?

B-Mac: Wishful thinking Aaron that's all....

[Jacobias gets to his feet, Mike leaps from the top ropes!]

Aaron: MIKE TAKES TO THE AIR!!!!

[Jacobias leaps into the air and dropkicks Mike in the chest.]

B-Mac: If Jacobias wants to beat Bower at the PPV, HE HAS TO BEAT MIKE here tonight.

Aaron: Do you think he can do it?

B-Mac: Honestly no I don't, and it pains me to say that.

[Jacobias gets to his feet and pulls Mike to his feet, Jacobias shoves Mike into the ropes and goes for a hip toss. Mike lands on his feet and leaps into the air to attempt another frankenstiener but Discordia counters with a sitdown powerbomb. Mike bounces off the mat as Discordia covers...]

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[Mike kicks out. Jacobias stands to his feet and quickly goes for a standing Moonsault, Mike gets his knees up and Jacobias hits hard. Jacobias bounces off and rolls to the ropes.]

Aaron: Nice counter there by Switch.

B-Mac: Aaron what do you think about the Main Event for this months PPV. Switchblade challenges Aerius Hyrule.

Aaron: I think it's going to be another classic like we saw at Nemesis.

B-Mac: Agreed, but do you think Mike has what it takes to beat Hyrule.

Aaron: Do I think Mike has what it takes to beat the man who is argubaly the greatest champion of all time? I have to say, No, I don't. Mike has his chance, he's had his shots before and he keeps coming up short. It's not his fault it's just...I don't know.

B-Mac: I'm suprised by you Aaron. You gained some points in my book tonight. But I'll give the devil his due. Night in and night out he goes out and puts on a great show but bottom line he just can't win the big one. He's cursed.

[Mike stands up and sees Jacobias hanging over the second ropes. Mike takes off running and bounces off the opposing ropes. Mike runs at Jacobias]

Aaron: MIKE IS GOING FOR IT!

[Mike leaps into the ropes and spins around connecting his feet with Discordia's head.]

Aaron: THE SWITCH!

B-Mac: I've been trying to figure out what it is about Mike, why he can't ever win the big one. He has too many things on his mind. He cares about too many things. He concentrates, focuses on too many things. He doesn't have the focus of a champion, he doesn't have the kind of focus that someone like Aerius Hyrule has, the kind of focus that would allow him to wrestle on a bad leg against a technically sound athelete like Tobias Odian, and win.

Aaron: So you think it's his focus?

B-Mac: Well, it's not his skill, Mike is very skilled, it's not his heart he proved that with Ryan Matthews.

Aaron: You may have a point for once B-Mac

B-Mac: Mike is weakminded and lets his emotions get the best of him. His opponents take advantage over that.

[Discordia is out from THE SWITCH, Mike is poised in the corner and is ready for a BLADE BEAM! Jacobias gets to his feet, Mike runs at him, but Discordia leap frogs him. Mike slams into the corner. Discordia catches Mike as he backs out with a leaping neck breaker.]

B-Mac: If Mike can't defeat Discordia how does he expect to defeat Hyrule?

[Discordia drapes an arm over Mike]

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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









[Mike kicks out. Jacobias tries getting to his feet, Mike rolls outside of the ring. Jacobias stumbles around to the ropes he bends down and pulls Mike up by the hair of his head. Jacobias lifts Mike into the air for a suplex, Mike twists out, runs Jacobias into the ropes and rolls him up into a pin.]

Aaron: LOOK AT THAT!

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B-Mac: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

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Aaron: Mike has a handful of tights!











[Jacobias KICKS OUT! Mike can't believe it.]

B-Mac: Well would you look at that? What a cheater.

Aaron: It was probably just an accident.

B-Mac: Don't make excuses for him, Mike is a damn cheater, and I hate cheaters Aaron

[Aaron chuckles to himself]

[Meanwhile back in the ring Mike begins to argue with the referee.]

Aaron: And now Mike is arguing with the referee, we don't see this often.

[Discordia quickly gets to his feet he leaps up and goes for the STRAIGHT FLUSH, Mike shoves Discordia on over, and Jacobias rolls to his feet he spins around and is cut down by a BLADE BEAM!]

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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Aaron: And that does it, Mike McCormick is your winner.

B-Mac: He'll have to do better then that if he expects to defeat Hyrule.

Aaron: Yeah but the question is how good is Hyrule's leg after last week?

[The ref raises Mikes hand, Mike drops to the mat and rolls out under the ropes the fans are all reaching over the railing patting him on the back.]

Aaron: How good will Hyrule's leg be after his match with Dean "The Xtreme" a young up and coming athelete?

B-Mac: Speaking of Dean, Aaron if you will excuse me, I am going to talk to him before he faces Hyrule here tonight.

Aaron: What about?

B-Mac: You'll find out like everyone else!

Aaron: Hey where are you going?

[B-Mac leaves the commentating booth and heads backstage]

Aaron: Well fans we'll be back with the unveiling of the UWF PAY PER VIEW!

[Commercial Break]

[We return from commercial and Vinny Mara is standing in the ring with Micraphone in hand.]

Aaron: Co owner of the UWF, Vinny Mara is out here to unveil the new PPV. I can't wait for this!

Mara: Ladies and Gentlemen on behalf of the Universal Wrestling Federation allow me to introduce to you the Pay Per View that will take place this coming Sunday!

[Mara points up to the screen on the wall, as it comes to life. The crowds attention turns to the screen.]

..............................................

[Flash]

[The song Black Hole Sun, by Soundgarden ques up]

[A close up on the face of Mike McCormick]

*In my eyes, indisposed...*

[Mike is shown on stage as he makes his entrance to one of his matches, the crowd is cheering and going wild for him.]

*In disguise as no one knows
Hides the face, lies the snake.*

[Aerius Hyrule and Mike McCormick are shown standing face to face]
{As the clip is show McCormick can be heard speaking}

"All my life, I've waited for opportunities......."

*The sun in my disgrace*

"Waited for gold"
[The Universal Championship is shown the camera slowly moves downward as Mike continues to speak...]

*Boiling heat, summer stench 'Neath the black the sky looks dead*

[Aerius Hyrule is revealed holding up the belt.] "...now I have that shot"

*...call my name through the cream And I'll hear you scream again!*

*Black hole sun*
[Static]
*Won't you come*
[Mike bashing Hyrule with a chair over his back repeatedly at Nemesis 3]
*And wash away the rain*

[Static]
*Black hole sun*
[Mike fighting back the pain and the tears after losing to Matthews on Elevation...]
*Won't you come*
*Won't you come*
[Mike on his hands and knees slamming his fist into the mat]

[Static]

*Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend*

[Aerius Hyrule is shown with the title upon his waist, the spotlight shining down on him standing at the top of the entrance way flexing. The shot moves closer in.]

"Never has there been anyone more dominating than Aerius Hyrule" -the voice of Aaron Friezler

*Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes*

{The voice of Nick Bower can be heard speaking, as he does so we see clips from Nemesis, all of the shots are black and white}

"...the thought of being UWF Universal Champion means more to us than anything else."

[Hyrule hits a belly to belly overhead release suplex on Mike.]

"When you people look at your loved ones not knowing what you?d do without them, we feel the same about that title."

[Mike moonsaults on to both Aerius and Nick]

"When you look at your selves, and your careers, and your lives?"

[Bower is shown driving his nails into the eyes of Aerius Hyrule, red blood is shown coming out of Hyrule's eyes.]

"...we feel the same about that title.?

[Hyrule is shown with a sadistic look on his face, that reminds us of The Titan of old.]

*In my shoes, a walking sleep
And my youth I pray to keep*

[Bower leaps off of the edge of the pit and connects with Direct Impact, the steel rod is shown jabbing into his side.]

*Heaven sent hell away
No one sings like you anymore*

[The action really starts picking up now....]

*Black hole sun*
[Static]
*Won't you come*
[Mike sunset flips off of the top of a ladder and powerbombs Bower into the pit.]
*And wash away the rain*

[Static]
*Black hole sun*
[Bower and Hyrule double powerbomb Mike onto a steel chair.]
*Won't you come*
[Hyrule has Bower in the STAR SCISSORS]
*Won't you come*
[Mike is shown being put onto a stretcher]
*Won't you come*
[Bower is shown stabbing Hyrule in the leg with a steel rod, red blood shoots everywhere.] *Won't you come*
[Ultrastar Splash into the pit on to both Bower and McCormick]

"I paid the price to be called champion and for that people feared me"

[A very muddy and bloody Aerius Hyrule is shown on his knees with a far away look in his eyes, an official is holding his arm in the air, and pointing at him.]

[Static]

[A close up of Hyrule, he is holding the Universal Championship in his hands looking down at it.]

"You are not champion in this buisness untill you dethrone me"

*Hang my head,*
[Mike is shown sitting on the some steps looking towards the camera, he drops his head and looks at the ground...]

*................drown my fear*
[Mike and Hyrule are shown walking face to face. The fans in the background slowly fade....]

*Till you all just disappear* [Flash]

[Everything goes black]

[no vocals, no voice overs, no images, just the music...]

[Finally after a moment, Aaron Friezler can be heard] "Some sacrafices should not be taken!"

[The logo for the new UWF Pay Per View slowly fades in on the screen]

FORBIDDEN GROUNDS

[B-Mac can be heard speaking]

When the Universal Championship is on the line ALL sacrifices must be taken!

{the logo dissapears and a phrase flashes onto the screen}

SOME ROADS SHOULD NOT BE TRAVELED.....

[Everything goes black again, fade in Mike McCormick who is standing in the center of a ring, in an empty arena, the camera quickly closes in on him and gets a shot from the waist up. Mike looks upward, and then lowers his face into his hands, as he runs his hands up his face, and back down as if he's about to make the biggest step of his life. B-Mac can be heard again...]

"........everyone is wondering to themselves "Can this be the man who dethrones The Ultrastar?"

*BLACK HOLE SUN!*

"You'll have to kill me to to take this belt from me."

*Won't you come.....
Wont, you come.....

[The lights return on in the arena and the fans erupt into a cheering frenzy

Aaron: I'm speechless,

B-Mac: Aaron, are you ready for Forbidden Grounds?

Aaron: I have goosebumps

B-Mac: Hey Vinny isn't done lets see what other matches we are going to see on the show!

[Things cut back down to Vinny]

Mara: At Forbidden Grounds we will also see Nick Bower versus Jacobias Discordia with the Impact Championship on the line!

[The fans explode at this announcement]

Aaron: What a card so far!

Mara: The Future, will put up that newly won Cablevision Championship in a steel cage match against his team mate The Tower, and Tobias Odin

B-Mac: WHAT!?

[The fans explode again]

Aaron: Another huge match!

B-Mac: He can't do that to Lonnie "By God" Hinds, why does Toilet Bowl Odin deserve to be in that match?

Aaron: He did pin Lonnie here tonight....

B-Mac: Yeah but you saw it with your own eyes he cheated to do it.

Aaron: This is true....

Mara: Plus!

B-Mac: Wait here Aaron, I've got something I need to say to Vinny Mara.

[B-Mac leaves the commentating booth and heads to the ring.]

Aaron: That man has been all over the place tonight, one can only imagine what he is going to do next, or what he is going to say.

[B-Mac steps into the ring and grabs a micraphone]

B-Mac: Now listen Vinny, I don't know if you saw what happened tonight during the Spring Break Bikini Contest but I was humiliated!

Mara: I did see that B-Mac, and I can imagine that being wiped all over this mat by two females is embarassing.

B-Mac: I want some revenge.

Mara: Well how can I help you?

B-Mac: I want Joanna, and I want Glori Allysin Rose, in a match at Forbidden Grounds.

Mara: A handicap match?

B-Mac: No, a tag team match!

Mara: Who is your partner then?

B-Mac: The man that has been turning the UWF on it's ear as of late. Dean "The Xtreme"

[The crowd has a mixed reaction for Dean...]

B-Mac: And this is no ordinary tag team match, lets make this a first ever Superiority match. If Glori and Joanna can beat Me and Dean then we will both admit to the world that women are better than men. However if we win, they have to admit to the world, that men are better than women.

[Vinny looks at the crowd and then back to B-Mac]

Mara: Consider it done

B-Mac: Thank you Mr. Mara sir!

Aaron: What an asskiss!

[B-Mac leaves the ring and heads to the commentating booth.] Aaron: Well fans coming up next, is the MAIN EVENT! Aerius Hyrule vs Dean "The Xtreme"

[Commercial Break]

[We return from commercial break to the backstage arean, Alpha Wolf and Monoxide are tearing each other apart.]

Aaron: We need to get some officials back there and seperate these two.

B-Mac: Why I say, let it go on till somone can't go any longer.

[Officials flood the area and seperate the two men, the officials get a good hold on them both. Vinny Mara walks through the curtains on his way back from the ring and sees them both.]

Mara: You know what since you two want at each other so bad, I'm making a match for Forbidden Grounds Alpha Wolf vs Monoxide, and we'll settle this out in the ring.

[Vinny starts to leave, and somehow Monoxide breaks lose and nails Alpha Wolf in the head with a chair. Wolf slumps down and is out. Vinny hears the sound and spins around]

Mara: HEY!

[Monoxide drops the chair and runs off.]

[Mara walks over and listens in to what the officials are saying...]

[After listening to them for a few moments Mara speaks up]

Mara: Can he compete tonight.

Official: No, he's knocked out.

Mara: Well shit

[We go to commercial break]

[After the long commercial break we return with a shot of the ring, everything is silent but the silence is soon broken as BREAK STUFF by Limp Bizkit hits]

Aaron: This is the man who won the over the top rope elimination challenge.

B-Mac: And the man I see big things for in the future!

Aaron: I have to say that I have been impressed with him

B-Mac: That's why I chose him for my partner in the battle for superiority match. When we defeat Glori and Joanna, it's going to be the sweetest day of my life when they have to admit that MEN are better than Women!

[Dean walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face, the fans aren't quite sure still what to think of Dean so he gets somewhat of a mixed reaction.]

B-Mac: Come on you all it's time to FEED THE ADDICTION!

Aaron: Feed the addiction is right in the past weeks, he's done some impressive things here in the UWF.

B-Mac: Damn straight!

Aaron: And tonight he gets a shot at the most dominant man in the buisness, Aerius Hyrule.

[Dean walks up the stairs and steps into the ring. He walks to the center of the ring and roars.]

B-Mac: It's going to pain me to see Dean go through with this match. I tried talking him out of it earlier.

Aaron: You what?

B-Mac: He doesn't know what he's getting himself into, even IF Hyrule does have a bad wheel.

[You Don't Know Me ques up the fans bust into a roar. Aerius Hyrule steps out from behind the curtains and into the spotlight, The Universal Championship strapped around his waist.]

Aaron: That leg is heavily bandaged

B-Mac: It my have a big bullseye painted on his leg, but he showed last week what he can do with a hurt leg.

[Hyrule gengerly slides into the ring, and uses the ropes to pull himself up. Hyrule unstraps the Universal Championship from around his waist and hands it to the referee.]

Aaron: Well there was the sound of the bell, we're ready to start this thing

[Hyrule and Dean lock up. Hyrule quickly snatches a headlock on Dean. Dean tries shoving Hyrule into the ropes but Aerius holds on.]

B-Mac: I tried telling him that stepping into the ring with Aerius is unlike anything he will ever experience in his life.

[Dean backs Hyrule up into the ropes the ref comes over and breaks up the hold.]

Aaron: Well that's smart, he obviously couldn't overpower Aerius and break out of the hold so he used the ropes to break the hold.]

[Dean and Hyrule go to lock up again Dean kicks Hyrule in the chest. Hyrule doubles over, and Dean slams an arm over the back of Hyrule. Hyrule reaches in and bodyslams Dean.]

B-Mac: If Dean keeps trying to match Power with Hyrule this is going to be a short match.

[Hyrule drops and elbow on Dean and pins.]

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[Dean kicks out, Hyrule pulls Dean up by his hair and hooks him for a suplex.]

Aaron: Aerius is attempting to suplex a 350 pounder here.

[Hyrule lifts Dean into the air and holds him there]

Aaron: Holy shit look at that.

B-Mac: On one leg he's able to do this to a 350 pounder.

[Hyrule drops and Dean crashes to the Mat. Dean hits the mat and quickly manages his way to a corner. Hyrule follows him in and climbs to the second ropes he starts pounding Dean with a series of rights.] Aaron: Dean needs to get out of that situation. Hyrule can knock someone out with one hard punch.

[Dean shoves Hyrule, and Hyrule goes backwards and lands on his bad leg, it buckles underneath him and he falls to the ground.]

Aaron: That was a good move by Dean now he needs to follow it up.

B-Mac: And he would be facing McCormick at Forbidden Grounds

Aaron: Actually no he wouldn't, Mike made the match to face Hyrule.

[Dean walks over to Hyrule, he places the leg on the mat and hits the ropes, Dean leaps into the air and body splashes Hyrules leg]

Aaron: That's 350 pounds landing straight on his leg, that's not going help him going into Forbidden Grounds to face on of the best wrestlers in the UWF, Mike McCormick.

[Dean quickly picks up Hyrules leg, and drops and elbow into the joint of the leg. Hyrule squirms around he kicks Dean in the head, and backs his way into the ropes.]

B-Mac: You know Mike is going to be relentless on that leg of Aerius Hyrule.

[Dean pulls Hyrule out by the hair, and picks him up and Spine busters Hyrule back down to the canvas in the middle of the ring.]

Aaron: Hyrule just bounced off of the mat.

[Dean backs up into a corner and waits]

Aaron: What is Dean doing here?

B-Mac: It looks like he's ready to CHARGE!

[Hyrule doesn't get to his feet, so Dean finally gets tired of waiting, Dean goes to pick Aerius up, Aerius punches Dean into the chest, Dean doubles over and Aerius puts Dean in. Hyrule picks Dean up and Powerbombs him down to the mat]

B-Mac: I've never seen anyone in that ring perform like Aerius Hyrule

Aaron: You know I agree with you, Dean has a lot of potential he just needs some direction.

B-Mac: That is why earlier tonight, I made a deal with Dean and you are now looking at his new Manager.

[By the time Hyrule has gathered himself enough to go for a Pin Dean is already getting up. Hyrule steps over Dean and goes for another Powerbomb but Dean lifts upwards attempting to back body drop Hyrule, but Aerius is able to hook his legs around Dean head.]

Aaron: STAR SCISSORS OUT OF NOWHERE!

B-Mac: Dean is in trouble here!

[Dean fights it]

Aaron: A lot of men have tapped to this move.

B-Mac: It will be no shame if Dean taps.

[Dean continues to fight it, he starts to punch Hyrule's hurt leg, it doesn't take long and Hyrule releases the hold as Hyrule starts to limp around, Dean gets to his feet, Hyrule turns around and sees Dean running at him but it's too late, Dean hits THE CHARGE, Hyrule is forced throught the middle rope and hits the outside of the ring.]

Aaron: If Dean could pin this one would be over.

B-Mac: I'm his manager, and I don't even agree with you.

[Dean reaches through the ropes and grabs Hyrule by the hair. Dean pulls Hyrule to the apron, Aerius out of nowhere grabs Dean by the throat and drops back down to the apron on his Ass, Deans throat hits the ropes and he flies backwards. Hyrule quickly uses the ropes to pull himself up.]

Aaron: What the hell where is Hyrule going?

B-Mac: He's going up top!

Aaron: Is this smart?

[Aerius takes too much time, Dean is able to shake the ropes and Hyrule crashes down. Dean climbs up and superplexes Hyrule from the top ropes.]

Aaron: PIN HIM!

[Dean is too dazed to know what he is doing, he grabs Hyrule by the hair and starts to pull him up but out of nowhere Hyrule rolls him up into a small package pin!]

Aaron: A ROLLUP!

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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron: AND THAT'S IT! Hyrule is able to squeeze by Dean without much damage done to that leg, and he will go to Forbidden Grounds to face Mike McCormick!

[The ref retrieves the Universal Championship and brings it into the ring and presents it to Hyrule]

B-Mac: Take a long look Aaron, I don't forsee anyone defeating that man.

Aaron: And look at Dean he can't believe this

B-Mac: Remember what I said, just a little direction

Aaron: It's going to be interesting to see what you can do with him.

B-Mac: That direction is going to start at Forbidden Grounds!

[Aerius rolls out of the ring fans start reaching out and smacking hands with fans as he goes around someone from the crowd reaches over and swings a bat that connects with the back of Hyrules leg, he drops to the ground]

B-Mac: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

Aaron: WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?

[Security starts making its way through the crowd looking for the man who struck Hyrule, medical personal runs ringside to check on Hyrule. Aerius is gripping his Universal Championship in his arms as the officials examine his leg]

"I KNOW WHO IT WAS!"

Aaron: Fan's we've got to go!

B-Mac: Aerius knows who it is?

Aaron: For B-Mac and myself!

B-Mac: MCCORMICK.......HYRULE.............FORBIDDEN GROUNDS

Aaron: We'll SEE YOU AT FORBIDDEN GROUNDS!

B-Mac: THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE!

Aaron: SO LONG!

"MCCORMICK!!!!!!"

[Fade to UWF LOGO]