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1) wear only the color hunter's orange
2) burp the alphabet every chance you get
3) sing songs you don't know the words to
4) make up your own songs
5) change the channel 5 minutes before the end of every show
6) drum loudly on every possible surface
7) write the surprise ending to a novel on the first page
8) build a website and cross all the links (sorry bout that)
9) TYPE IN ALL CAPS
10) get a clone
11) buy large quantities of mint flavored dental floss just to lick off the flavor
12) call telephone operators and ask for the date and time
13) specify that you want your drive-thru order to go
14) go to McDonalds and order only a cup of water, a napkin, and 3 packets of catsup
15) go to a fast food restraunt and demand a big breakfast at 11:00 at night. put up a fight.
16) while ordering in a drive thru, enquire that you have to go to the shitter, ask for directions
17) wear your pants and/or shirt backwards
18) when doing your homeowork, write in only yellow or silver gel pen
19) .sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yaS ( Say everything backwards.)
20) go throught a drive thru in reverse and let your passanger order
21) obsess about one thiig for a week, then switch to a different topic the next week, repeat process
22) talk as much as humanly possible and then some
23) only talk when absolutlely nessicary
24) pick out a victim and stare at them, without blinking, until they move away from you or ask what your problem is. if asked what your problem is, say theres something on their shirt. "MADE YA LOOK!! HA- HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
25) push random buttons in an elevator while singing "Mary Had a Little Lamb"-backwards
26) look at someone fora while, with a dazed look on your face, then when they ask you why youre staring at them, say... "why didnt u tell me u werent wearing pants??!!"
27) eat your ice cream with a spork
28) ask everyone you see if they have two cents you could borrow
29) tell really lame jokes. (ex: what did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob? A- if we dont get some support soon, people will start to think we're nuts)
30) be yourself
31) when at a restraunt, decline to be seated and simply stand and eat the complimentry mints by the cash register
32) use big words that no one understands
33) talk to non-living matter in public
34) when walking down the hall at school, pick out a person at random, and whenever you see then from then on, make sure to punch them a couple of times
35) staple papers in the middle of the page
36) begin all your scentences with "ooh-la-la..."
37) use big words incorrectly
38) every time a teacher asks a question, thrust your arm into the air, and flail it around for a while saying.."me..me.oh...me!...pick me!" until he/she calls on you. make sure you explain how you solved the problem, step-by-step, and then get the answer wrong by about 50 or so
39) eat your food veerrryyyy vveeeeerryy slooowwwlllyy
40) speak in a very high pitched voice whenever posible
41) join orchestra. never out rosin on your bow.
42) always ask teachers to repeat themselve
43) after class has got started and the teahcer asks a question, pretend to look interested, raise your hand, and if he/she calls on you, answer with something totally off the subject. (ex: "My dog had puppies last night.")
44) develop a high-pitched giggle
45) crack your knuckles. often.
46) im people uve never talked to before. say somethink like " Hi, remember me? :-) " then log off .
47) type the same thing over and over when you're in a chat room (scroll) until you get kicked out, then come back under a different screen name and typr something else.
48) use these powers for evil!