La Promiseros- B-Beep and
Promises (Lovely Helen and Sophie “Snot Bags”)
Not many are as hardcore as this Krazy Kat. Her unique brand of eighties warfare (hitting people with ghetto blasters!) like her stable mates, she has tasted championship glory after so short a time of competing in the UNNWF, beating Devious Dee for the hardcore championship, then losing it to her at the Hellacious Halloween pay per view. I would definitely not bet against her recapturing title glory.
As one half of tag beauties Promises, Miss Lovely won tag gold after two weeks of starting her in ring career, she has also already picked up the hardcore title and still remains one half of the tag team champs but unfortunately due to madness at Hellacious Halloween her tag partner is none other than her new found foe, Slutissima! Since this time Lovely Helen lost a match with Slutissima and due to stipulations in that match she has been banished to Australia for an entire year. We wish her well here in UNNWF.
Don’t be lured in to false security by the dripping nose and endless trail of toilet roll handkerchiefs this gorgeous gal has already captured tag team belts with Lovely Helen as part of the Promises team. Without gold at the moment she will do anything to get the tag gold back around her waist.