“The Feudal System!”
Nobody likes everyone all of
the time but sometimes some people like one person in particular far les than
everyone else. When this is mutual and overtime we call it a feud.
In the UNNWF some feuds have
grown to be so fierce that they have become immortalised in the echelons of
time as legendary! Here are the biggest, baddest and nastiest we have ever encounter
here in UNNWF.
Brain Z, Slutissima and Morven with Bluntasaurus
and Jodecia.
Here we start with the most severe of all the feuds, we have
seen this long running war tried to be settled by commissioner by A-Lo via TLC,
ladder, lumberjack, cage, cell, dumpster, hardcore, handicap, mixed tag and
four corner matches but unfortunately all in vane. The UNNWF singles title has
swapped hands between Brain Z and The Blunt One on several occasions with Brain
Z holding the belt for longer overall, the same has happened with the mix tag
title. Jodecia was also instrumental when Slutissima lost the belt, if only
momentarily. This feud may be now in its burning embers especially after
Jodecia and the Blunt One parting ways but it won’t ever be forgotten.
Psycho Girls with the Slag Bags
No one knew that girls could be soooo bitchy. We have seen hairs
ripped out of heads, girlies stripped of their clothes! It all started after a
PMT fuelled argument over the affections of some of the unattached rostered
males. The onslaught has seen the women’s tag title changing hands on many
occasions and a war at Experimental!!.
James “The Lashes” Harvey and Morgan the Giant with
The Pizza Posse.
This feud lies more with Morgan the Giant and Big Chris but with
the tag belts swapping between the teams everyone ends up involved. One day
Morgan and Big Chris will probably settle this feud in the confines of a cell
one-on-one but until that time arises it looks like the tag titles here in
UNNWF are to be at the centre of a battle that makes Waterloo look more like a
porter loo.
Kieran and Bret Darling
These two competitors have dominated the male hardcore division
in the UNNWF. Hardcore with these lot means hardcore with concussions and resuscitations
common practice in the day-to-day matches and sneaky backdoor attacks. We can’t
of course forget Nautical Naj’s influence on the situation especially after the
unbelievable and completely unexpected turn around as Nautical Naj sided with Kieran
against Darling Bret at Hellacious Halloween 1. Their feud started out after a
spilt cup of Ovaltine and a few choice words but it has escalated into the
single most brutal feud in the UNNWF today.