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DRCs for Monday, April 1, 2002
Foolio.
Has anybody seen my goat?
-PMBorisStoke
PMBorisStoke: That's a very good job at impersonating considering I don't even sign my name that way when sending in UDRCs.
*impersonates Goober*
-Goober
PMBorisStoke: This is very fitting for April Fools Day.
I kwel like fonziee!
-Not Goober
PMBorisStoke: Kill or swell?
Timothy Dalton: Bloch shall be destroyed for this great travesty he hast created!
I read the Editorial.
I laughed, I cried, I scrolled. Well done indeed.
-VanRoosta
PMBorisStoke: I did not see that coming, but thank you.
Wait a minute. How did you see Panic Room before it was in theaters,
Goober?
-Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Timothy Dalton: A valid question and one that shall soon be hanging on the lips of the world.
PMBorisStoke: I didn't time this very well.
Fox gives me a woody!
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: Now would that fall under beastiality or homosexuality?
PMBorisStoke: I believe the proper term is "zoinks!"
Ok...what's this VanRoosta d*ck got against me, huh? I've just been
spending the last few months in my cozy little den, hibernating for the
winter...when every five f*cking seconds I hear this loopy little ass yelling,
"Yo, bear!"
What the Hell do you want with me?! Just leave me alone, or I'm gonna freak
like you stepped between me and my cub, mutha f*cka!
-Bear
PMBorisStoke: So you're female?
Just in case I haven't said it enough all ready...
*sings*
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday dear me!
Happy birthday to me!
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: What a coincidence. My birthday is on the 15th of this month. APRIL FOOLS! It's actually on the 14th, suckers.
What kind of response could you possibly have for a DRC just saying "moot"
-OmniLink
PMBorisStoke: An obscure Bond reference.
PMBorisStoke: Q'ute.
Bachelor Pad, by PMBorisStoke
My brother and his wife went on a vacation for their wedding anniversary so I have their apartment all to myself until mid Wednesday. In celebration of this I'm going to play games, see Panic Room and eat fast food like crazy.
Also worth noting is that I am now the proud owner of Agent Under Fire. I recently returned a Christmas gift that I never used (a cellphone) and used the money to get it. It boggles the mind how it's technically a Christmas gift, but the game didn't exist in Christmas for the Cube.
Also worth noting is that I'm now the proud owner of Diablo II which was an early birthday present for me. It was given to me early so I could have time with it during spring break. Unbeknowest to me was that I would get Agent Under Fire just a bit later in time for Spring Break. Anyway, I'm now a level 21 Paladin in Act II. If anyone wants to join me I'm in U.S. West Gateway and I always play under the game name "Gophers". I'm only putting the period outside the quotes because some idiot would probably think the period was a part of the name.
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