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DRCs for Friday, April 5, 2002
Just like an arch-nemesis...
    Thou may be in luck. If Nintendorks goes down, I shall indeed be returning here once again, and I'll be bringing a new layout with me!

    Hooray! No more cheap and recycled sidebars, or broken links! Just pure, unadulterated niceness!

    That's only if Nintendorks goes down, though. -Mizar66

 Cap'n Smite: Well, it seems to still be down to me. Why not just come back until Nintendorks is up again? And hey...why did you even leave in the first place?
PMBorisStoke: I'm pretty sure he died.
    I just love making the odd crude joke and insult and making my friends picture it in their minds. Makes me feel like I have a super power of some sort. Which reminds me I completely forgot I was supposed to make a big post in the super powers thread. -OmniLink
 Cap'n Smite: You dirty, horrible person. How could you not have posted in that thread?! And thanks for recounting the odd, crude joke!
PMBorisStoke: He did post in there. He just didn't make a big post.
    I'll take "Famous Smiths" for $300, please. -VanRoosta
 Cap'n Smite: "This Nintendorks constantly annoys Smite with his irritating UDRCs and references to bears."
Cheesenuts: Who is VanRoosta?
Cap'n Smite: Correct! Now, get back into my subconscious, you!
Cheesenuts: Shut up.
Cap'n Smite: Yessums...
PMBorisStoke: . . . ?
    I'm not wearing pants. Can you guess why? -Goober Van...PMBorisStoke
 PMBorisStoke: You're dead?
    I enjoy a relaxing erotic massage. -PMBorisStoke Van...PMBorisStoke
 Buffalo Bill: Ever see the inside of a van?
    I'm going to quit the site, but first you have to make me a staff member. -VanRoosta
 PMBorisStoke: That's so funny I forgot to hire you.
Cheesenuts: And that was so funny, I almost forgot that I hate you.
    Say, what's your credit card number again? I seen to have lost it... -VanRoosta
 PMBorisStoke: 007
    http://my.dot.tk/index.html

    Get a free .tk domain.

    "This domain name NINTENDORKSLITE.TK is still available and you can register it now!" -VanRoosta

 PMBorisStoke: Meh. Why not cjb.net?
    See, that wasn't worthless.

    P.S. Yo bear! -VanRoosta

 PMBorisStoke: Yes it was. It displayed an error and didn't work.
    Communist? Nah. I just likes my UDRC's.

    And I hate Boris. -Pezmaster

 Cap'n Smite: We should start a club.
PMBorisStoke: Grammar Nazi.
    Just thought I send in one of these UDRC's since the real one if down. Broken Nintendorks can suck it! -Wallet Boy
 PMBorisStoke: That's not nice. Go try it again.
    "8001912B 0001"
    Forward it to the Queen of Numbers? Stoke, note the B. Why would the Queen of Numbers want something containing a letter? -hylien007
 PMBorisStoke: Ever heard of variables? Besides, go look at your driver license number.
Cheesenuts: This edition of the UDRCs is just SOAKING with wit!
    School spirit sucks. Samn pep rallies. Like I want to crowd together with a bunch of wierdos in the gym and watch various people make asses of themselves for an hour. Worst thing about high school ever. -chrunk
 PMBorisStoke: And how.
Cap'n Smite: At least it got you out of your last class of the day, you ungrateful bastards.
    Nintendorks is down again. PREPARE THE FLOOD GATES! -Avolin
 PMBorisStoke: Tell me about it. Where were they when Nintendorks was around?
    Can I have a update-o to your el site-o? -VanRoosta
 PMBorisStoke: Well, sir, Goober and I just got hired at Stonecrick so we're kind of dividing out time between the two (which makes Goober non-existant unless he gets bored) and Smite only sent an e-mail containing his responses to three UDRCs. In other words, I'm practically running the site by myself at the moment.
Richard Dreyfus: We're gonna need a bigger staff!
    High ho Epoch! -Frog
 PMBorisStoke: Where's Toad?
Cap'n Smite: Frog could kick Toad's ass any day.
    Would you guys mind if I sent you game reviews written from the perespective of an jaded old gamer who expects to much from games? I could be sort of a freelance writer. I'm agreeing with Hare/Chain and what he said about ~Lite at the boards a while back. -Sven
 PMBorisStoke: Fine by me. Heck, you can actually be staff if you want. It's not like there's any obligation for you to do anything on time. Just e-mail them to me personally. There's a link to my e-mail on the sidebar on the main page.
    Boris: Diablo 2 is the devil. You will stop playing it now, or he will own you as he once owned me. -Sven
 PMBorisStoke: Believe it or not I have actually stopped playing it. I went on a short trip to visit a friend and now I've lost all desire to play it. I'm actually going to have to force myself to play it some more.
    ONE OF US! ONE OF US! -ZeoGold
 PMBorisStoke: GOOBLE GOBBLE! ONE OF US!
    Note to Goober and Boris:

    THE NEXT UDRC UPDATE IS MINE!!!

    *ahem* Thank you -Cap'n Smite

 PMBorisStoke: I was going to leave this one to you, but the UDRC entries actually flooded us for a change and I couldn't let it wait any longer. You have the next one for sure though.
Cap'n Smite: I'd better...*cocks Super Dragon*

Villainous, by PMBorisStoke
Just like my evil arch-nemesis to only update three of the UDRC entries and on top of that to e-mail it not to me, but to the UDRCs. Sad really, but I must defeat you. I shall defeat you eventually, Cap'n Smite. Mark my words. I challenge you to a duel.

In other news I would like to add something.

2 + 2 = 4

Thank you.