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DRCs for Sunday, April 7, 2002
Because Stoke Cold said so.
    You're deriving my ego by not updating! -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: Update update update! Is that all you care about anymore?! Why can't you just love me for me?!
    or is it depriving? Meh, whatever... -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: Your comments depriving me of my sanity, yes.
    And of course...the reason I didn't update ALL of the UDRCs is because I didn't have the f*cking time to! As you should have plainly seen, I sent in a UDRC stating that the next update WOULD be done by me, and I sent the unfinished thing to the UDRCs so I wouldn't forget about it. I was at school while updating them and only had enough time to do those 3 before the computer lab shut down. Damn it... -Cap'n Smite
Cheesenuts: Yeah, what he said!
    Hmm... it should work...

    And it's better than .cjb because it's just www.xxxxx.tk, instead of www.xxxxx.cjb.net

    Meh, let's try this agin... http://my.dot.tk/ -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: What the hell is the deal with this website propaganda you've got going on, Roostie? Isn't the GeoCities address good enough for you?!
    Damn, lost another potential addict to the Act 3 wall... -Diablo
Cap'n Smite: Uh, yeah...
    I'm definately interested in being a staff member for this site. The only problems I can see coming are exams are coming up in a couple weeks. But even still, I'll be able to do some work. -OmniLink
Cap'n Smite: Well, one more body doing something around here (besides decomposing) would be welcome. Just ask this next fellow, here.
    I'll come back. But I demand a raise, and Boris has to change the name of the site! -hylien007
Cap'n Smite: You're hired! But as penance for all ready leaving the site once, you've gotta restart as my intern. I'll warn you right now, though...my alter-ego is called Cheesenuts for a reason.
    Oh, hell. I'll just come back anyways.

    *hires self*

    Wait, I don't have that power, do I? Meh. -hylien007
Cap'n Smite: No, but you do seem to have the power to either predict the future or influence people into doing as you wish.
    "Also, I'd just like to state for the record that Hilly was the greatest staffer ever to work at ~Lite~. He was simply funnier than the rest of us."

    Indeed. Maybe he'll come back with the real nintendorks down. After all, it brought ME back as a reader. -Jai Deliete
Cap'n Smite: Sweet pappy Johnson with an erection! Has everyone around here developed ESP?!
    I rented two DVD's last night, "Ghostbusters" and 'Freddy Got Fingered." I hadn't seen GB in years, and really enjoyed it. However FGF sucked total ass, which is sad because i really like Tom Green. -ZeoGold
Cap'n Smite: Ghostbusters is indeed a good movie. One of the best of all time, if you ask me. I, myself, just viewed An American Werewolf in London for the first time this evening. I recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it. And for those who have seen both American Werewolf movies, could you give me any thoughts on the werewolf's excursions in Paris before I rent it?
    Show us on the doll where they touched you! -ZeoGold
Cap'n Smite: It's the same place your mom always touches me.

Plastered, by Cap'n Smite

Man, I tell you what. After 10 months of not even tasting so much as a sip of alcohol, it felt so good to get totally wasted on Friday night. Add to that the fact that I got to fall asleep with a really hot, really nice girl in my lap, and the funny-ass stories I picked up...and you can say that it was the high point of the past few months for me. Aw, yeah!