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DRCs for Monday, April 8th, 2002
Fun with swastikas.
    Thank you sir, may I have another? -VanRoosta
hylien007: You may. But only if you promise never to write in again.

    "Goober: We are only trying to make like pointless and empty for you Roosta."

    Shouldn't that be "life" not "like?

    The more you know... -VanRoosta
hylien007: Didn't I JUST tell you never to write in again?

    I must say, I'm enjoying this new update schedule. -VanRoosta
hylien007: There really is no schedule. It's just that with you sending us so many comments, we're almost forced to update daily.

    Ha! Invisible text makes a triumphant return. -VanRoosta
hylien007: Yeah, don't worry. I'll make sure that NEVER happens again. You fool! I can never be eliminated!

    Did I just send that in twice?

    If so, I'm double great! -Goober Right...
hylien007: No, you'd have to do something GREAT twice to be double great. You didn't even do something great once.

    You know, when I said that I wanted to be on the staff, what I really meant was that I wanted my good friend VanRoosta to join. -Oni Locke Right...
hylien007: You know, when I said that I was happy to have Oni Locke on the staff, what I really meant was that I was happy to not have Vanroosta on the staff. Though I suppose you would make a good whipping boy, following proudly in Survie's footsteps.

    I'm great! -Goober Right...
hylien007: Hey everybody, isn't Vanroosta funny? I swear to god, one more fake name DRC, and I will hunt you down and kill you.

    In the game of life, I'm a NPC! -Zeogold
hylien007: Here, have a cookie. Just for finally being someone other than Vanroosta. I promise you can have a whole box of cookies if you kill him.

    Wow, people care about this place again. It's surprising what the site you're ripping off dieing will do for you. Wait, I work here again, I should probably try to make it sound good. And has anyone found that quote yet? I find it hard to believe Jai pulled it out of his ass. Jai? Where'd you get it? -hylien007
hylien007: How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm you! If I asked the question, what makes me think I'll know? Anyone?

    I'll have to applaud to VanRoosta after posting a link that had the Captain Planet openin theme song. After he posted that other link on the board for the useless environmental group I went to the cartoon's site but couldn't find the mp3, only an even worse CP rap and a few small clips. -OmniLink
hylien007: Captain Planet was a bad show. It has no value, and it never did. When will you people learn?

    You see, I'd ask to become staff, but you guys would probably call me fascist or something.

    Damned capitalist pig dogs. -Pezmaster
hylien007: Not fascist, communist. Fascism and communism are mortal enemies. And you can't work here, you communist bastard!

    It seems as if you guys are going to be back in business again I think. And just to make this special I'll say that I beat Monkey Ball on Expert using only 3 continues. -Capn Nintendo
hylien007: Congratulations. And we're only back in business because I'm back.

    Wait, all of these get posted, right? If so, then it was a good idea to put Oni Locke on the site, but a bad idea for you to use the pun "Locke and Load" because whenever I think of load...I think of...ok, I won't say. But now I've got you thinking bad bad things. -RubixsQube
hylien007: You think of what? the PS2s long load times? bad bad things indeed.

    So what's April 8th? -VanRoosta
hylien007: It was supposed to be "celebrate VanRoosta's death day" but you seem to have lived yesterday's attempts on your life. So April 8th is also "kill Vanroosta day." But be warned. Where Goober failed, I shall succeed.

    Omni says hi. -Vanroosta
hylien007: Hey Omni. How are you? Oh, and don't deliver your messages through Roostie anymore. it gives him an excuse to send more crap.

    *Twiddles Thumbs* -VanRoosta
hylien007: *cocks shotgun*

    Yo Bear! -VanRoosta
hylien007: Burn in hell!

    Yo Bear. -Not Vanroosta
not hylien007. Hell, not even human: Ahahaha! That was the funniest thing I've ever read!
hylien007: Die. Both of you.

    Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! Yo Bear! -#99FF00>VanRoosta
hylien007: You have way too much time on your hands. Oh, and by the way, you messed up on the html at the end there. I chose not to fix it, so that everyone can mock you.



Parting Words, by hylien007

Well, it's good to be back, responding to comments. Sorry if I was a little rusty, but it has been almost four months since I, uh.... died.
Now let's all hope VanRoosta's hands fall off, so he can never type again.