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DRCs for Wednesday, April 10, 2002
VanRoosta died. I don't think he liked it very much.
PMBorisStoke: You could, but then you'd have died in vain.
You know, I did InterCaps in my name in my last DRC. Oops. I don't
think I've ever done that with Pezmaster before.
Of course, I should really capitalize all of the letters. e, z, m, a, s, t, e,
and r are being oppressed by the tyranical P. Down with capitalization!
Letters of the world unite!
-PEZMASTER
PMBorisStoke: If you really are apposed to capitalization you would have typed your name entirely in lower case. This is exactly the kind of thing that diminished America's effectiveness in Vietnam.
Hey Bear! Wait, I'm not Roosta.....err.....let me join the staff.
-Sniick
PMBorisStoke: I will need a resume and proof of citizenship. Then you can take that and put it in my magical floating application box.
Ahahahaha! I sent in a DRC saying "Hey Bear," and it's "Yo bear!" Let me
join the staff.
-Sniick
PMBorisStoke: For the last time. Put it in the X-Box.
Next time, use links.
-VanRoosta
PMBorisStoke: Just for kicks?
Instead of posting an unnecessary news item on the main page, I'd just
like to take this opportunity to let everyone know that I'm currently working on
an editorial of sorts. It will be done in 3 installments, and the first part
could be up as early as Thursday or Friday of this week! Hurray for content!
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: Just like an arch-nemesis to end up putting a news item up about it to make it seem as if I had updated later. Well played, Mr. Smite.
I like Oni Locke, he didn't make a single joke at my mom's expense. BTW,
you should really edit out Vanroosta's crap it's kinda getting to me.
-ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: When have I ever joked about your mom?
If I pleasure myself too much, will it make me a "Masturbating Slut"
-Mike Crotch
PMBorisStoke: Not necessarily. You do realize there is more than one way to pleasure yourself, don't you? For example, some people derive pleasure from playing video games. Seeing as how you do this yourself you are actually pleasuring yourself. Remember that the next time you look at Mario.
The only explanation I can come up with VanRoosta spending so much time
on the internet sending DRCs and not on porn is because he must be impotent.
I think you should go with that reason to help tolerate his insanity.
-OmniLink
PMBorisStoke: Actually, that doesn't make sense. Now if you said he was doing this instead of actually being with members of the oppposite sex then that would make sense, but what does being impotent have to do with the flaming scripts? I'm sure a lot of weirdos (like my brother when he wasn't even mature yet) look at the sizzling textures just because.
Anyone actually planning on paying money to see Scorpion King. Or is it
just me who thinks it looks like a pile of crap?
-OmniLink
PMBorisStoke: I'm going to see it, but only because I really pleasured myself when I went to see the Mummy movies. If they didn't exist I'd probably avoid The Scorpion King.
I was just saying that it would be more cost effective to give a
homeless person a nickel to kill VanRoosta than to give said homeless person an
entire box of cookies. Or you could give VanRoosta poison cookies and he could
kill himself.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Fan
PMBorisStoke: You're acting awfully suspicious, Stan Lee.
Oni: Not succumbing to your tempations would not be doing "rather well"
To do rather well, you'd have to succumb to your temptations and kill him. Not
succumbing was a failure, one I hope you won't make again.
-hylien007
PMBorisStoke: This organization does not tolerate failure.
So what are your plans for the upcoming Castrate VanRoosta day, Slaughter VanRoosta day and the Disemboweling VanRoosta long weekend?
-OmniLink
PMBorisStoke: I'm going to play Super Smash Bros.: Melee like I did on Triumph Day.
I have an idea. You could hold a "VanRoosta Parts" block party. It
could consist of binge drinking, continue on by liberally spreading VanRoosta's
parts over a 1-block radius, and finish up with a scavenger hunt. The prize
could be VanRoosta's head, which would make a lovely paperweight, doorstop,
ashtray, or pencil holder.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Fan
PMBorisStoke: I can see it now.
Scavenger: Mam, may we look in your house?
Mam: What? Why?
Scavenger: Body parts, mam. Body parts.
It puts the lotion on! You have no idea of WHAT KIND OF SHELL I CAN BRING
YOU!
-Avolin
PMBorisStoke: It's funny because it didn't used to say "SHELL."
You know, as long as you're redesigning the site, you really should make
it Netscape/Mozilla compatible.
-VanRoosta
PMBorisStoke: I don't think I like the idea of being exposed to radiation.
You don't have to hate VanRoosta to work here, but it sure helps.
-Wise Man
PMBorisStoke: That would've blown all 5 elements of romanticism out of the water if your name was Tim.
E3, by PMBorisStoke
So people are bothering me to go to E3...alone. Not only is this highly unorthadox, but it's a bit protestant too. I want you to give me facts, people. I need facts. I really don't want to go to myself, but if I know for sure that I can get in for free I may chance it. After all, what would James Bond do? Well, he wouldn't go to E3, but I understand the point I'm making and that's all that matters. Wait . . . that was before we started getting visitors to the site.
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