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DRCs for Thursday, April 11, 2002
It never ends.
Hahaha! The day I hardly send in anything is the day that everybody
talks about me.
Even when I'm not there, I am.
-VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: For some reason, the theme song to Cheers comes to mind. And in other news...I still hate you.
I think a haiku is in order...
Van says, "I will rest"
Others, "He will send UDRCs!"
They are wrong, look dumb
-VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: I've prepared my own poem...
A beautiful butterfly,
came floating by.
And landed on my cheek,
just a smidgen from my eye.
I said to my little friend,
GET THE F*CK OFF ME, BUG!!!
Blah blah blah blah blah Yo bear! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Yo Bear! blah blah blah blah blah. -Cap'n Smite's impersonation of VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: Roostie actually sent some other things in, but that's all the more I could make out.
Vanroosta is just another example of why humans should not be cloned.
-Roosta-Hata
Cap'n Smite: I'm fairly certain that that is the consensus around here.
I just though I'd check in and let you folks know, that I'm doing just
swell. I'd stop by, but that would like be the end of the world, ya know.
-Jesus
Cap'n Smite: Hey, thanks for watching out for us, J.C. By the way...tell your Dad I said thanks for his greatest inventions ever: boobs.
(insert something here) -ZeoGold
Cap'n Smite: Isn't that something your mom usually says?
http://(address deleted)
Sorry it's so white, my scanner messed it up.
-VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: The actual link he provided wasn't all that bad, but I figured that with his follow-up comment, it would be funnier to leave things to your imagination.
I need new pajamas. No, I didn't soil them. They just ripped.
-Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Cap'n Smite): I recommend Spider-Man pajamas. With the little footies. And a trap door in the ass. You big baby.
I want my Brandon!
-DJM79
Cap'n Smite: Well, you can't have him! He's my pet now, to be kept in my basement! And on every other weekend and holidays, he can be found at Oni Locke's place.
Cap'n Smite: I don't know if I should be flattered or disgusted. So, I think I'll compromise and be disgustingly flattered.
I would rather eat a banana rather than send these useless posts...
-Esa
Cap'n Smite: I promised myself I would cut back on the ZeoGold's mom jokes, but...I'd rather be eating his mom than answering a useless comment like this. You "rather" redundant bastard.
Dropping Trow, by Cap'n Smite
I've only got 2 weeks of classes left in the semester, followed by 1 week of finals. If all goes as planned, I'll be able to get in line for Spider-Man just as soon as I'm done with my last final. And then? I don't know. I was hoping you would. That's why I asked!
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