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DRCs for Sunday, April 14th, 2002
Sleeping with the fishes. In that way.
Ho ho ho! Merry Fishmas!
- Santa
Goober: Is this to celebrate the birth of the Jesus Fish that you see on cars? Or are you just trippin'
Goober: Its because you were naughty, I'd say.
Goober: I pay!
T
On TV, he was tough
Saves youth center, drinks milk
In life, he helps kids,
cleans up streets, beats cancer. Shows
heart is hella tough
- VanRoosta
Goober: I am going to go under the assumption that this was to be poetry, and not drunken ramblings.
Goober: I thought Hiakus has to make sense or something.
I found it! BWAHAHA! The final paragraph of my dead staff page:
"Points worth noticing in Hilly's ghostly update would be that he refers to
himself as alive and thinks that Oscar the Grouch was responsible for
everything. It is believed that upon leaving his body he saw it near Oscar and
assumed that it was someone else who had been murdered by Oscar. An intriguing
turn of events to be sure. Also, I'd just like to state for the record that
Hilly was the greatest staffer ever to work at Lite. He was simply funnier than
the rest of us."
Boris loves me. Yay.
- hylien007
Goober: Wasn't it his idea to kill you people in the first place? If thats love, I dont wanna see hate. Unless its really funny.
The light on my answering machine is blinking... AGAIN!
- marioshoku
Goober: Check the bloody messages then, you damned fool, it may be your mom calling!
Upon reflection, I think that my "T" haiku was stupid and sappy.
- VanRoosta
Goober: You wasted perfectly good reflection on THAT?
So how's the site redesign coming?
- Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Goober: On a scale of 1 to 10, its dead sexy.
It's my birthday. Give me something.
- Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Goober: I already told you where to find that War Craft III collectors set, thats all you are getting from me.
Parting Words, by Goober
Due to the fact that we may be changing the layout of the site soon, I thought it right to use the actual "Parting Words" header here, as thats what we intended it to be called before we started making jokes with it. Jokes are much better though arent they? I would have to agree.
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