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DRCs for Thursday, April 18th, 2002
Of course, there's always MY way...
    There's something wrong with the UDRC submission thing. Whenever I send in a haiku, it lumps it all together, not how I sent it in. - VanRoosta
Oni Locke: I never noticed. Does it detract from your artistic expression? Cause if it does, good.
    Happy B-day, Boris. - VanRoosta
Oni Locke: That's it?? Just a happy birthday? Where the monkey are his presents, huh? How dare you sell poor Boris short!
    Yo! - VanRoosta
Oni Locke: Once again, VanRoosta shows that he is becoming senile earlier than most normal people.
    I thought just staying logged out would keep me from posting at the boards during this exam period, but that isn't working. So now I've had to go and remove it from my favorites and change it from my homepage. But now I need something else. With the actual Nintendorks down it looks like I'll have to make this place my homepage. Is that sad? - OmniLink
Oni Locke: It would be sadder if you didn't set your homepage to the new Nintendorks ~LITE~ when we relaunch! /shameless plug
    Today marks the first time in over 6 months since I last opened the blinds in my room.

    ...It's too bright out, I'm closing them. - OmniLink

Oni Locke: That's nothing. I haven't left my room for over a year!
    Ha! I've killed the UDRCs with my lack of entrys! That'll teach ya... - VanRoosta
Oni Locke: At last you have confessed to your crimes, VanRoosta! When our lawyers get here they'll sue ya for everything you've got! YOU HEAR ME??? EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!
    Goodfellas is one kick ass movie. - OmniLink
Oni Locke: We have consensus!
    So what are you going to get me for my birthday? - Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Oni Locke: Er... Well, this update of the UDRCs is dedicated to you, Boris! Oh yeah, remember that gerbil in your dresser? Yeah, that was me too.
    So, are you updating the DRCs right now? - OmniLink
Oni Locke: You're not supposed to tell anyone, sammit!
    So... how about those bears? - VanRoosta
Oni Locke: One of the better barbeques in recent memory.
    Now it is almost confirmed that I'll either be getting the president or vice president positions for the anime club here next year. So now I really have to try and not get on academic probation. - OmniLink
Oni Locke: Academic probation? For what? Excessive viewing of hentai, or maybe even missing class because of it?
    I'm having fun. - Pezmaster
Oni Locke: It's because you're frelling yourself like I said, right? Or are you just messing with ZeoGold's mom again?
    http://www.msnbc.com/news/739669.asp

    Check it out. - VanRoosta

Oni Locke: I would, if it were a library book. Duh.
    Aren't over half the readers of this site either current or deceased staff members? - OmniLink
Oni Locke: Samned if I know.

The Rabid Monkeywinkle, by Oni Locke

Well, the site relocation is imminent. It shouldn't take that much longer, so make sure you say your parting words to the Nintendorks ~LITE~ that has served you so very well. Of course, we'll all still be here, and there will always be the mocking of VanRoosta and the making fun of ZeoGold's mom, but those are tradition. Just like this closing. Okay, I'm done.