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DRCs for Monday, December 17th, 2001
Why do we even call it "daily"?
    ...and that's why I'm president of Greenland and Donald Trump isn't.
    - Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Goober: That was one heckuva tale there Boris.
    Weave a tangled web of deception? Me? Never

    *unweaves tangled web of deception*

    Can I join the staff yet?
    -Cap'n Smite

 Goober: If you join the staff thats one less reader. And since our goal seems to be to have 0 readers, I dont see why not. Ask again in a few days if we havent met our goal yet...
    Damn you, Boris!

    Change is inevitible. Except from a vending machine.

    *probably spelled inevitible wrong*
    - Sniick

Goober: Good job backwards man. You do know that inevetible means its bound to happen, and by saying "except" you are saying that the machine wont always give you change. At least you didnt say "accept" though, that would just be too much, even for you.
    My Pikmin are too cute. I don't want to send them into battle.

    Now, come on little red guys, let's go for a swim.
    - garman

Goober: Look they are all swimmi...dear GOD! For the love of Christ what have you done!! *runs away crying*
    Wow, you guys are still around, huh? Amazing! I thought you'd give up this nonsense when Nintendorks came back. But, as long as you're still here, I might as well enjoy it. And samn, the MB has become ever so crowded lately. It's quite difficult to find a familiar face.
    - Sven
Goober: Yup, still here, no thanks to YOU. And its so busy because some site claiming to be the "real" Nintendorks keeps linking to it and flooding it with fresh meat for the slaughter.
    Hmmm...I call next update! Weee!!!
    - Goober
 The Chimp: Too bad, you dont get it.

Goober: Arent you supposed to be dead or something?

    I believe you have the saying backwards. It goes: "Who needs phonies when you could have the real thing".
    - The Keg Bearer
Goober: I dont get what you are trying to say here.
    What?!?
    - VanRoosta
Goober: No thanks.
    Yes, sending in stuff about Nintendo would really get things going around here. Here we go then: what do you get when you take a bunch of monkeys, a bunch of plastic balls, a bunch of 20ish year old guys, and alot of boredom? Well if last Friday is anything to go on, you get a helluva lot of fun. I hope everyone else is enjoying their Cube as much as I am. Just dont touch my purple controller, bitches. - Goober
 The Chimp: You dont know when to quit, do you?

Goober: I said DIE! *whacks Chimp with a frying pan* There we are. Yes, I figure I am enjoying my cube just about as much as you are.

    SSB:M is amazing. AMAZING. I'd be playing it right now if I wasn't at school. Oh, and Boris needs to die for saying that The Lord of The Rings doesn't look that great.

    And by the way, I shall continue to support this site, but only from school. My computer freezes every time I come here. It hates you guys.

    P.S. Hey, aren't Browns fans wonderfully civilized? - hylien007
Goober: Actually, we hate IT so we always convince it to crash. Your computer is a real pansy. See, this is the kind of Nintendo stuff we need. Now just tell me: Peach or Zelda?

Bottom of the Page, by Goober
I used Peach today in SSBM and kicked the pants off a few enemies and a friend of mine, a few fights in a row. Once you get used to her suckitude, she isnt all that bad. I prefer the Daisy type costume myself, its just easier to work with.

Oh, and, Lord of the Rings, here I come!! Sweet.