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DRCs for Monday, February 4, 2002
What big game?
    Hey, I also saw Kung Pow last friday. Stoke said it perfectly, how its so stupid its funny. That fight scene with the cow was one spectacular fight scene. Forgetting the fact that he's actually fighting a cow, if you look at all the moves the two fighters do and also the fact that the cow isn't really there, that is one hell of an impressive scene.

    Another thing that will go over looked by most people who watch the movie is all the cg editing they did in that movie. I didn't know till they showed it in the credits, but the main actor is digitally graphed over the actor from a real movie taking place in China, which is how they got all those scenes situated in ancient China. -OmniLink
 Cap'n Smite: You mean the cow was CGI? Damn, I thought it was just highly trained.
    I work only 16 hours this week, which to someone who is in school, that may seem like alot, but I graduated, and therefore 16 hours means no new games, and possibly not paying car insurance! -ZeoGold
 Cap'n Smite: You worked more hours than I did, and therefor have more money than me. Which, in essence, means I've already paid you for the services of your mother. If we're not back by Wednesday...wait longer.
    Stonecrick does update. It seems to update every single friggin minute compared to here. Go post at the Stonecrick board. No one else does. -Morts2005
 Cap'n Smite: I think this will be the one time I'm NOT acting different from everybody else.
    Post this, bitch! -Pezmaster
 Cap'n Smite: Make me, whore!
    (Here's the thing. I don't wanna be staff. I do, however, wanna be on the dead staff.

    You could make me staff for a day and I could do something like DRCs and then leave. Wait. . . I already did DRCs once. I clearly deserve to be on the dead staff list. I don't even need a great obituary, just something like "whoristically craptastic" would be fine.

    Be sure to mention my penis, though. -Revomak
 Cap'n Smite: Why be staff for just one day? Wouldn't you much rather contribute to our upcoming previews, reviews, editorials, etc.? There's free punch and pie...
    "Boris' Craphole"

    ^New name for site. -Morts2005)
 Cap'n Smite: [insert joke about ZeoGold's mom and Boris' craphole here]
    Morts hacked the site! Let's get 'im!!! -Angry Mob
 Frankenstein's Monster: Now him know how it am feel!
    "I find it humourous that we update about as frequent as the real Nintendorks and yet we're less popular."

    Well, humour plays a big part in that. You're less popular than the real Nintendorks (MUCH less popular) because you're less humourous than the real Nintendorks. (MUCH less humourous) -hylien007
 Cap'n Smite: Thank you very much, Captain Obvious! What are you going to do next, tell us that that sky is blue?!? Besides...aren't you supposed to be dead?
    OMZ! It es Mort2005!!!1!11 Roffle!! I thougt he was teh DEAD form Ruskians!! He hes teh HAX0RED yuor SIGHT!!!11! MAYBE he will teh HAX0RE yoru UVIBE and UPDAET IET!1!111 ROFFLE!!1 -Jai Del33t
 Cap'n Smite: What the hell did you just say?
    I still love the dead staff section. You guys should hire people just to make them quit and then kill them.

    I'd make a similar section for Nintendominion, except that A) We've never had any great-to-write-about staffers who are no longer staffing, and B) We're all dead, except for TCK. -Jai Deliete
 Cap'n Smite: That would be a sure sign that we really are on a shinking ship. And the last time I checked, we weren't K-Mart or Enron.
    For the eyes of PMBorisStoke of the Gophers only and everyone else's eyes as well: Ham comes from that part of the pig where the meat is and stuff. You know... that place. With the meaties. I'm pretty sure it's not the head, whilst I'm only relatively sure that it includes the buttocks-part of the pig. Nummy.

    Also, his parents suck if they think under-aged drinking is cool. Keep plugging. Stay in school, etc. etc. -Jai Deliete
 Cap'n Smite: You know, you're the only person that sent in a UVibe larger than mine for the latest topic. I've now developed a case of P.E. That's right...paragraph envy.
    My method of sending this DRC is not unusual in any way. -hylien007
 Cap'n Smite: Ten bucks says he typed the entire thing with his penis.
    Let it be known that I've beaten the Expert levels of Super Monkey Ball as of today, Super Bowl Sunday. Maybe in a few months I'll be good enough to unlock those master levels. -Morts2005
 Cap'n Smite: If I ever actually played Super Monkey Ball, I'd probably know how great a feat that is. But since I've never played the game...*continues to not care*
    Am I the only one in the entire world that enjoyed Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?

    On another note, just a little over a week (from my sending this) until Sonic Adventure 2 Battle shall be mine. Are you excited by that titillating fact or by my incoherse spelling? -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers)

 Cap'n Smite: Well, apparently OmniLink enjoyed the film. On a completely unrelated note....hee hee hee! You said "titillating!" :)

Damning the Man, by Cap'n Smite
Except for three glorious hours that I got to spend with a really awesome girl, this past weekend wreaked up total ass. The Patriots won the Super Bowl (damn them for beating my Steelers!), my car went into a coma, my grandpa went into the hospital due to 4 blockages of his heart, SSBM's Hard Adventure and All-Star modes are pissing me off like there's no tomorrow, and some horrible accident kept me from posting these yesterday. Once again, I say... DAMN THE MAN!!!