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DRCs for Thursday, February 7th, 2002
Some things never change. Other things do.
    How wrong is it that every time I visit the site, I get an XBob pop-up?
    - VanRoosta
 Goober: Very very wrong. *shudders*
    Bear, yo! - VanRoosta
 Goober: Oh Christ, not again with this crap.
    Since for a fair amount of the UDRCs I'm the first poster, I'll wait a couple days before I send an actual DRC with some content in it, just so I'm not at the top anymore. This way my DRC can feel the smooth, sensual bodies of the other DRCs being sandwiched in between a stack of other DRCs. And I bet you never thought you couldn't masturbate to the DRCs? Well actually if someone where doing that right now, I'd be scared and/or wetting myself profusely.
    - OmniLink
 Goober: I never did think you can't masturbate to the DRC's, but now I don't doubt myself so much anymore.
    I just realized I didn't check over my last DRC at all. There weren't any stupid mistakes or comments made in it were there? Because I really forget the details of what I just typed.
    - OmniLink
 Goober: Ummm...it made perfect sense!
    I do bother because I care.
    - VanRoosta
 Goober: You are a true humanitarian.
    Save the empire!
    - Survivor
 Goober: You save the empire yourself, slacker.
    Dammit Smite, You ruined my unusual DRC! If Boris had updated, he would have noticed the following oddities: The IP address was all 9's. The date was Smarch 32, 0001. The time was something like 37:76:82. All impossible. Damn you Smite!
    - hylien007
 Goober: Yeah, stupid Smite! Always overlooking useless information like that...
    I know all your secrets. ALL OF THEM.
    - hylien007
Goober: Name three! ... HA you cant! Liar.
    You know you're tired when you laugh at the thought of an old lady in a wheel chair getting pulled around by an SUV that's doing some serious off-roading.

    At least...I keep trying to convince myself I was simply tired...
    - Cap'n Smite

 Goober: HAHA that is a pretty funny though. Like a hobo in a drunk factory.
    Hmmm. . . I'll write up a review of Shenmue II if that gets me in and out.
    - Revomak
 Goober: Nothing says "in and out" like a review of Shenmue II!

Green Ketchup is Stupid as Hell, by Goober
Why do they even bother? It goes against nature in so many ways. Ketchup should be RED damnit. People can just shrug this off as a light issue, yet they worry over minor details like "global warming" and "genocide" for years on end. Red ketchup people...red.