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DRCs for Sunday, February 17th, 2002
Just swipe it from those jerks in pod six.
Smite: you dont like Castlevania or Weezer?! What the crap is wrong
with you! And VanRoosta was referring to the wonderfully placed hidden text I
stuck on the DRC index page. Turns out YOU forgot to change it as well. All my
planning for nothing...
- Goober
Goober: Anyone understand any of that?
Cap'n Smite: That was Stoke who said he didn't like Castlevania and Weezer! And what have I told you about getting out of your cage on weekends?!?
Yo bear, bust out some phat tricks!
- VanRoosta
Goober: Yeah, I still dont get this.
Cap'n Smite: Why don't I bust you in the face and give you a phat lip?
My team is going to kick your team's ass.
- OmniLink
Goober: Thats because I dont have the time or resources to do any of that crap. Isnt it over by now anyways? Oh well, at least I almost tried!
It seems that the key to getting posted on the UDRC's is to either be
Goober, or mention ZeoGold's mom. Interesting.
- Pezmaster
Goober: Actually, the key is to send them in. If any get deleted and not posted, you wont see that from me because I use everything, no matter how lame. See VanRoosta for an example.
Sorry to send in TWO staff DRC's but I would just like to say: boy it
would be nice if we could get at least 10 DRC's a day from you great readers out
there!! Just so we have a reason to update more often. So,
umm...yeah...bitches.
- Goober
Goober: I guess Pezmaster was right!
Helllp mmeeee - Nintendorks.com
Goober: Not until we get credit for Spreadin' the Love.
Cap'n Smite: Hmmm...help out our big sister site or capitalize on their misfortune. Well, this is the greatest capitalist country on Earth, so I think I'll capitalize.
Oh how I've forgotten about this place! (again) But, now I have
returned, as this place finally has a reason to exist again. Oh and Section 31
will win. You know it.
- Sven
Goober: I bet you will. There seems to be some correlation between Nintendorks.com not working right and people coming here. I just dont see it though.
Cap'n Smite: After seeing the Brandon Reunion photoshop picture, I think we're all winners.
Ok, I did this a couple of weeks ago but anyway: I was playing some
Super Mario Advance and I got to freaking level 99 on the original Mario Bros.
It took me a whopping 5 hours because I had to go out of town and it became dark
so I had to put it "to sleep" so to speak. But, to all those who are curious,
it only goes to level 99! It just keeps repeating level 99! I could have went
longer but I got angry because they didn't add a third digit. How hard is it to
make the game say "Level 100?"
- garman
Goober: I didnt think it was even possible to get that high even, so I never really worried about it too much. Good work Garman.
Cap'n Smite: You, sir, need a girlfriend.
Goober: You're text, jerkface! I think I just like the word "jerkface".
Bastard Children: Silly rabbit! Trix are for us!
I won the Gold Medal!
- Avolin
Goober: More than likely you just paid off the Russian judges, and broke the competitions kneecaps with an iron bar. And thats what we call "fair play".
Cap'n Smite: So they finally made extreme masturbation an olympic sport?
I'm not responsible for the poll at all. Whatever could make you think
that?
- hylien007
Goober: The scary thing is I have no idea if this is sarcasm or not.
I'm far more interesting than you would think!
- Harry Potter
Goober: I would have cared but your movie has oversaturated the media with your dumbass self, and now I am just fugglin' sick of you. Jerkface.
Cap'n Smite: Riiight...and ZeoGold's mom is tighter than a nun.
We Are Now Accepting Bribes, by Goober
This would have gone up sooner, but there was some confusion as to what was going on after Smite like cut his arms off in a hay bailer or something like that. I just bucked up and did them now. There shouldnt really be this huge ass delay all the time. We should have another update before Wednesday, if all goes well and you readers send something in to respond to. Give us some good material too, what the crap can I say to "I got my hair cut today, and then went to McDonalds but didnt get anything and went home." See, there is no way to respond to that humorously! And if there is, I am far too lazy to think it up. Thats it for today kiddies, check back next time.
Cap'n Smite: You're probably wondering what the hell I'm doing making comments after being injured by a stampede of metallic lesbians weilding butcher knives. Well, I had originally finished the latest update this past Friday and sent them off to be posted, due to the pain caused in my hand from trying to type too much. Unfortunately, that update was lost somehow. Then I saw that Goober had updated, so I decided to add some of my original comments in. Don't like it, too bad!
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