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DRCs for Tuesday, February 19, 2002
Make the hurting stop...
Where have all the updates gone? -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: Probably to the same place as the flowers.
Will you be my friend? -Pezmaster
Cap'n Smite: Unless you can deliver Amy Dumas (Lita from the WWF) to me...naked, willing to do whatever I ask...no.
Why do people say only boys like video games? I like video games, and I
am a GIRL, I enjoy being a girl and brushing my long blonde hair, and then I
play Smash brothers, as Pichu, because I'm a girl, then I wear pretty dresses,
because I'm a girl, and play some powerpuff girls on my gameboy advanced, then I
tuck away my long feminine penis, coz I am a girl.
Goober, call me, we neeeds to hook up! -A girl
Cap'n Smite: Goober...have you been dressing in drag again?
What's up with Goober and Smite always updating together? -hylien007
Cap'n Smite: Ok...we've only actually updated together ONCE. If you'd read my closing statement at the bottom of the last update, you'd see what was going on. On a side note, my jaw is very very sore for totally unrelated reason.
I'm sorry, but just don't like the new sonic game. Sure, the sonic
levels are fun, but everything else is boring as crap. The story, or lack
thereof, is just so-so, and I could care less about the chao. Sega screwed the
pooch this time. They forshadowed their own demise when they called Nintendo
"Pretendo" a few years back in one of their commercials. That's it, sega is now
on my list. -garman
Cap'n Smite: What does Sega calling Nintendo "Pretendo" have to do with SA2B sucking? Well, it sucks in YOUR opinion. I haven't even played it yet. And oh yeah...scratch your name off the top and give me my list back.
So I was lookin at Goober the other day, we were talkin about sammiches,
and Fountains of Wayne, and Cigol and stuff, and I realized that I should answer
DRCs, and I asked and he said no, and when I asked WHY NOT, he said because I
dont work there or some crap, and when I pulled a gun, he said to shoot his
brother, so I did. then we got ice cream and played hopscotch.
that was some good ice cream! -The satch
Cap'n Smite: You forgot to say what kind of ice cream it was, therefor you suck.
I enjoy wearing pants. Look how warm my legs are. Let me remove my
pants to show you a comparasson.
I just made you say Underwear
wait, that was those goddamned barenaked ladies. THEY MAdE ME SAY PANTIE
SQUEEZE ROBOBOBO
hmm....perhaps I've said too much...or too LITTLE -Pants
Cap'n Smite: I swear to God, it seems like Monday just won't end for me this week.
Work it, make it, do it, makes us. Harder, better, faster, stronger.
more than, hour, hour, never. ever, after, work is, over
Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger, more than ever
hour afer hour work is never over -Goober?
Cap'n Smite: Oooooh! That sounds naughty! Talk dirty to me some more...
Yogi Bear: F*ck you.
Hey, you shut up! -VanRoosta
Cap'n Smite: *downs a fifth of vodka* Hey...why didn't I think of that sooner?
Hey, I'm first in the poll now. Go figure. -hylien007
Cap'n Sarcasm: Ooooh! Look at the big, bad popular man! He's so big and bad and popular because he's winning in the poll! Oh yeah!
I Need Laid, by Cap'n Smite
The title says it all, folks.
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