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DRCs for Saturday, January 5, 2002
It's about damn time...
Cap'n Smite: No...me UDRC answerer. Didn't Jane ever teach you what jungle leaves you can and can not smoke?
Let me on the staff, sammit! -Sniick
Cap'n Smite: I'll have to check with the other members who have more seniority than me, but I'm pretty sure the site has reached it's quota for people whining to be let onto the staff. At least, for the time being.
Are you going to answer this question with "no?" -Sniick
Cap'n Smite: Allow me to consult my magic 8-ball...
Magic 8-Ball: All signs point to "Big, fluffy bunny."
Cap'n Smite: And there you have it.
Cap'n Smite: There are no "maybes" about it, VanRoosta! Yes, I do believe Stoke and Goober finally allowed me to become a part of the staff. Thanks for noticing. =)
Do you not feel that the dead staff section truly pays tribute to the
long lost staffers of this site? -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Cap'n Smite: Yes, I do. What? You think I'm going to have some kind of smart-ass remark for my arch-nemesis? Hey, he's the one who gave me this gig so I might as well be nice to him. I figure I at least owe him that much, especially since he's sort of in charge now and can get rid of me, his arch-nemesis, on a whim...hey, waitaminute...
Previews, reviews... Editorials! Why won't you die?
Keep it going. -AJ
Cap'n Smite: Methinks we shall. Stoke's got a fairly decent preview that's about ready to be posted, while Goober and myself are working on some reviews of our own. Along with what I find to be a growing interest (READ: morbid curiosity) in the site, I think it's safe to say that we've still got a good bit of time left in our lifespan. *knocks on wood*
Cap'n Smite: Intentional or not, this is still a good example of someone who had too much to drink to celebrate the new year. That makes me incredibly angry. Mostly because I wasn't around enough alcohol to get even a small buzz.
For crying out loud, people! Mini-Austin was just for the teaser. It's
not like he's going to be the star of the film or anyting. And I liked the
teaser because they parodied Goldfinger's opening credits.
In other news, I just got my GameCube and am oh so happy with it. So freaking
happy that I'm actually quite scared. So scared in fact that I'm actually quite
happy. -Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
Cap'n Smite: That trailer scared me. When I heard Mike Myers state in an interview that he hoped to turn Austin Powers into a James Bond-esque movie franchise, I found it to be pretty cool. Then I saw "The Spy Who Shagged Me." And now I know the meaning of "too much of a good thing." I'm just sorry I didn't learn that lesson with sex.
Right now, it's 4 in the morning on the day before New Year's Eve. I'm
hungry because another member of my family ate the hot wings that were supposed
to be my dinner, I just found out today that "Deliverance" is a sucky movie,
I've got no girlfriend, and there is only one UDRC for the new guy (i.e. me) to
answer at the time I'm writing this. I'd better get laid a WHOLE lot more in
2002... -Cap'n Smite
Cap'n Smite: Amen to that, brother!
This has NOT been Biography, with Cap'n Smite
Well how about that? After bothering Boris since August to let me join the staff, he finally caved in. =) Smite: 1, Stoke: 0. Now...here's hoping I can stay here long enough for that to actually matter.
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