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DRCs for Thursday, January 10, 2002
(Insert witty summary here.)
Dave Thomas died today (1/8/02). That sucks.
-VanRoosta
PMBorisStoke: I think a trip to Wendy's is in order.
PMBorisStoke: What kind of a comment is comment, Name?
how long do you can you hold it before you absolutely HAVE to release it?
-ZeoGold
PMBorisStoke: I hold it until I smell it.
Okay...I don't understand what all the ruckus about this can't get to the december archives thing is because they work fine for me and I bloody created the archive.
Oh and I put up the preview for Agent Under Fire, but mysteriously didn't link
to it. Maybe I'll fix it. Maybe.
-Prime Minister Boris Stoke of the Gophers
PMBorisStoke: You did link it, numb nuts.
Connect the dots!
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Congradulations! You just made a line! Unless you did it wrong, in which case,
you suck.
-Survivor
PMBorisStoke: Thanks a lot. Now I've got a line on my monitor.
PMBorisStoke: What?
Stoke, seeing as how you're the person that will be putting this in the next UDRC update, I've got one question to ask...
When are we going to announce the winner of the latest vibe, and where can I
pick up my prize?
-Cap'n Smite
PMBorisStoke: We announce a winner when we get more entries. You don't win because you're my arch-nemesis. You never had a chance.
Those dead staff bios are the funniest things I've seen on here for a
while. ...Of course, I haven't BEEN here in a while, either. Sorry.
-Jai Deliete
Random Nazi: I pardon you.
I sent in a UVibe. I didn't want to. But it's so beautiful. Also, I'd
really like to play basketball with my head. I remember a game called,
originally, "Blood" - it was a FPS, as might be guessed, but it dwelt wholly
with undead and evil creatures, of which you were apparently one yourself. I
think you played as a vampire or something; you started off the game in a crypt
or some crap. Anyway, you got to pitchfork freaky-looking vampires and
vampire-looking freaks, and... no, wait, that's not what the "anyway" was about.
Anyway! The point is that you could kick heads around in the great big carnival
of carnage, or whatever it was called, later in the game. I'm not sure if I
ever beat the game; the only redeeming part about it was that one of the weapons
was two mammoth gatling guns (apparently this was a period piece of a
gore-ridden first-person-shooter), which you could hold and shoot and curse at
when you ran out of your full stock of ammo approximately three seconds later.
It made me giggle. The carnival almost proved too much for my "gross-o-meter"
to handle, but I eventually sucked it down and just blindfolded myself and
stopped up my ears, and played it on a Braille screen. I think my nephew beat
it for me. Regardless, your site looks to be better than ever (albiet without
some capital, first-class staffers that have died tragically), but you really
should put a little bit of thought into renaming it if you're going to actually
make a site of it. Oh, man, the little hands that crawled about, and would jump
on you, choking you until you died of asphixiation - that was the worst part of
the carnival in Blood. And the screams. Oh, lord, the screams.
-JaiDeliete
PMBorisStoke: The site has already been renamed. I just haven't made new title bars yet and by golly you're not going to find out what the name is until you see the titlebar. Though you could guess like we were in a cheese shop.
Will this site ever work with Netscape?!?
-VanRoosta
PMBorisStoke: Beats me. You'd have to ask Mizar . . . but he met with his fate.
Do you think if you put my name in the dead staff that anyone would notice? I technically died a couple of times at the message board, so it would technically be appropriate, technically.
-Sven
PMBorisStoke: I like the way you think, but now I can't do it. Thanks for ruining the entire site.
Goober- Golden Sun is a good game to "tide you over" until the next Star Fox and Eternal Darkness delay date. Also check out any good Dreamcast games you may have missed, I'm playing RE: Code:Veronica which I got for Christmas like crazy now and loving every second of it! (If you don't have a bloody Dreamcast, get one now samnit!)
-Sven
PMBorisStoke: That reminds me. My carpet needs to leave.
Alternative titles to hold Goober over:
Pikmin
Super Monkey Ball
That really oughta be enough. Also, I've seen LotR thrice, and plan on going
this weekend.
-hylien007
PMBorisStoke: I've seen LotR once, but am seeing it again this weekend. I honestly didn't like it as much as everyone else at first, but the more I think about it the more I like it. Weird.
Dudes, way to hang in there. You're almost up to my standard of UDRC awesomeness. Hope these new features work out for ya. Oh, and good job with the dead staff section. Very flattering.
Oh yeah, go to Stonecrick.com everybody. [/end shameless plug]
-Morts2005
PMBorisStoke: If you don't start the shameless plug then the computer will get confused and not realize it's a shameless plug. Don't toy with your computer.
I never thought I'd ever be over joyed by with a final mark of 67 for a course, specially a math course. But here I am now, breathing a sigh of relieve and celebrating a 67 in mat102.
-OmniLink
PMBorisStoke: Especially. Especially.
I was eating some krispix the other day when I found out that I have no idea what a singular piece of krispix is called. Is it a krispick? Or does it stay plural like "fish"?
-garman
PMBorisStoke: It's like fish. In more ways that one.
Past My Bedtime, by PMBorisStoke
It's past my bedtime. I suppose I should go to bed. What do you think, Random Nazi? Don't say that. That's not nice. No, that's not nice either. Do you know how to say anything nice? Look, if I get up and open the door you're just going to nail me to it. Yes you will, you're evil that way. You have a heart like a salamander. Small and wet. Wet like acid. No, not phosphoric acid, smarty pants.
Make me some cookies.
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