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DRCs for Sunday, January 27th, 2002
What have we got to lose?
What am I supposesed to read and comment on? - ZeoGold
CapnSmtite: Why don't you comment on what your mother said about me after I left last night?
Goober: And tell your mom I said hi.
I was eating some fish sticks with some rice a little while ago and some
of the rice stuck to the fish stick. It reminded me of Pikmin. I was just
waiting for them to devour my little fish stick but they didn't. Is that
strange? - garman
CapnSmite: No, not at al....SECURITY!!!
Goober: If using two foods to reinacte videogaming scenes on a miniature scale is strange well you can jus *gets jumped by security alongside Garman*
When Will the vibe be done? - ZeoGold
Goober: Right after we update it. Which is right after you send stuff in. Which is right after you think of something to say. I place the blame on you.
CapnSmite: YEAH!
CapnSmite: Yo, Kool-Aid Man
Goober: I bet a bear would maul the kool aid man in a fight.
CapnSmite: You're so full of shit.
Kool Aid Man: Oh yeeeeeah!!!
Bear: *muals Kool Aid Man*
CapnSmite: Well I'll be damned.
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jan/20021228467708800663948.jpg - VanRoosta
Goober: Is it wrong that this pic makes me hungry?
CapnSmite: I don't know. Is it wrong that porn gives me a chub?
Goober: Is it wrong that that made me hungry as well?
so, if i write somthing completely pointless in this drc will you still
post it? - spaceman spiff
CapnSmite: No.
Goober: Ok yes, we lied.
CapnSmite: *stares blankly at ZeoGold* Does this have anything to do with what we did to your mother this morning?
Goober: There is stuff that doensn't involve ZeoGold's mother?
Ed McMahon:Hi-oooohhhh!!!!
Goober: I didn't even know that was possible!
Goober: You talk too much.
CapnSmite: Where's Stoke when you need him...to deal with the stupid UDRCs we get?
Goober:I think my dog ran him over...
CapnSmite: Isn't it ironic that shortly after creating the dead staff page, it's creator should become part of it? *evil grin* Can I write his obituary?
Goober: You know there is a difference between dead and lazy, right?
Of course the best name for a punk band would be Bob's Bitchtits. You
know. As long as it's not copywrited or anything. - Pezmaster
CapnSmite: Pezmaster, eh? Does candy come out of YOUR neck? *evil grin*
Goober:I dont think "Pez" is copyrighted either.
That and I think it's funny that you spell "favorite" with a U. - Pezmaster
Goober: I think its funny that you just continue converstations that never really had a begining anywhere.
CapnSmite: And I think it's funny when midgets have sex.
Goober: And I think its stupid when Smite talks.
CapnSmite: *cries*
I think I'm dying - Nintendorks Lite
CapnSmite: That poor thing! Good thing our Nintendorks ~Lite~ is doing just fine.
Goober: *notices the ~'s* Oh I get it.
You really need to update more.
By the way, did I mention Stonecrick.com?" - Morts2005
Goober: You really need to update Stonecrick.com more. Oh, and did I mention that people dont send in enough to update regularly, so what we have is sporadic, half assed updates?
CapnSmite: Our website's dad could beat up your website's dad!
Goober: If it weren't a bastard child, of course. what site does that even refer to?
Goober: Logically, that works. In reality, we all know that it's Stevie Wonder that is really God, so its not worth arguing.
CapnSmite: I've heard that playing with it can make you go blind. Does that mean I could potentially turn me into God?
Goober: I really dont see why not...
CapnSmite: *goes blind violently*
Do you hear that sound? Sounds like the cries of a deep depression
coming from the deepest recesses of the Super Smash Bros. Melee universe. Do
you know why that is?
It's because Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and Giga Bowser are bawling their collective
eyes out becauses they had their asses handed to them by Jigglypuff and I. HA!"
- CapnSmite
CapnSmite: It's good to be king.
Goober: Jiggly Puff is so cute with that green headband.
Can you put me in the Dead Staff section, please? I'd like it very
much. - Revomak
CapnSmite: Did you even work here?
Goober: Do we even work here?!
A Modest Proposal, by Jonathan Swift
CapnSmite: Abbot and Costello. Laurel and Hardy. Scooby Doo and Shaggy. Jay and Silent Bob. Great comedic pairs that have created legacies all their own over the course of history. And we're nothing like them :-)
Goober: They eat the babies?!
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